Portland Powells at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Portland Powells

Published by henderob April 29th, 2008 in General FSM news.

Powell’s Books, I like you guys because you put The Gospel in the Philosophy section, not in the Humor section.

Also, I’m the one who always arranges them face-out so they’re more visible. Sorry.

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1 Wesley Apr 29th, 2008 at 6:10 am

may pasta be upon them!

R’amen!
2 James D King of Pirates Apr 29th, 2008 at 7:40 am

I find it strage the owner put it up near “Who’s in hell” dont you? At any rate still better than humour or fiction, thank you powells.
3 Ande Apr 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am

yet another step on the way towards the goal of being a mainstream religion
HOORAY!
4 I Drive a YAR-is Apr 29th, 2008 at 10:44 am

I was very disapointed when I found the gospel in the humor section. I was a little offended as a future Pastafarian.
5 m610 Apr 29th, 2008 at 10:49 am

I’ll be sure and keep an eye out for your work next time I make it up to Powells.
6 another dutch pastafarian Apr 29th, 2008 at 11:13 am

But you’re with Atheism and Humanism! Blasphemy!
7 Ohio Pirate Apr 29th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

I’m so proud of the Portland Powells!
I believe I have seen the employees eating pasta there on several occassions!
Obviously Pastafarians.
Well done!
RAmen!
8 Stephanie Apr 29th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

Maybe the next time you’re in there, you should put a few copies next to the bibles… :D
9 Sean Boyd Apr 29th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

RAmen.
10 guaicaipuro Apr 30th, 2008 at 10:16 am

i think, that the gospel of the FAYING SPAGUHETTI MONSTER ,will be the bestseller of century 21th¡ ramen¡¡
11 Deelawn Apr 30th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

I got mine from Barnes and Nobles… yes..got it from the humor section :(

I brought it to the attention to the workers there… they just smiled and nodded at me…
12 One Eyed Jack May 1st, 2008 at 7:24 am

Got to love Powell’s. I can spend hours there.
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OEJ
13 Meisha May 4th, 2008 at 10:23 am

Good. At least someone put us in the “right” section.
14 jeremykeys May 4th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

I saw a book once. It tried to bite my leg off.
15 Karma Mayhem May 4th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Kudos to you for your successful placement. As a practicing cookie cutter munchiekenarian Christian, I have to struggle with the fact that our literature is relagated to the cooking section.

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