i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
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how very christian of you?!?
If you have so much faith in God, why don’t you hope that we go to hell for our beliefs and suffer there like the pieces of shit that we are? Because I guess it’s not enough for us to suffer for eternity…. is it?
No…
I guess Jesus died for you… so you could fight for his cause.
Maybe you should take a 2nd read of that book you’ve been following… or possibly a 1st read b/c nothing you are saying shows me that you have read it at all.
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i wish people would just leave us and our beliefs alone. We don’t criticise other people’s religion (no matter how ridiculous we think it is) all we ask is that we aren’t given a lower standard than other religions or sects. and that people consider the benefits of wearing an eye patch.
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Facism. Is that like a theory or doctrine based on the face? Sounds fun.
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You’d probably be able to sell it a little better if you didn’t make such fascist statements about beating people’s heads in.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Faecism (don’t even go there)
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*Sigh*
Is it really that hard to find the ’shift’ key? How about the ‘period’?
By giving this to us, we already know you are a drooling asshat, why not sew some seeds of doubt and at least try and stick to the basics of grammar?
Hey, Bobby, how do you resist not submitting these guys to every spam-generator and porn signup ever made? I don’t think I could resist the urge to burst his inbox with Martha Stewart and Teens in Bondage.
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Raiders… lol. That’s that team that – for 2 decades now – is milking the name they made in in 80s??
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I moved my madden franchize team and named them the Pirates.
Half their home games are played in the snow. Coincidence?
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dude, this religion is just as far out as yours, just because it’s different doesn’t give u any reason to badmouth it, give everyone a chance :)
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WHS Raiders? Check out their Science Department:
http://www.usd320.k12.ks.us/HighSchool/Departments/default.aspx
Go ahead and click on the link: “Integrated Science Lessons Web Page”
And regarding his failings in punctuation and grammar:
http://online.ksde.org/rcard/dist_assess.aspx?assess_type=1&org_no=D0320&grade=11&subgroup=1
As a good Pastafarian, I am only presenting the evidence. It is up to you to make your own decision about what you read.
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have you ever heard of the expression “you shall not judge” from the bible?
seems as you have not.
so Meeeh! on you and see you in hell!(if it does exist)
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If any Pastafarians are in the vicinity of Wamego can they please pop into St. Bernards Catholic Church and have a word with Fr. John J. Pilcher and ask him to point out to his flock that beating peoples heads in with metal pipe isn’t a specific requirement of catholicism.
It may be a specific requirement of being a redneck though, I don’t proffess to know.
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I seriously doubt that Joe ever went to school. Maybe he was homeschooled by is catholic redneck par-ents? Either way his mail is very funny – although kind of sad too.
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Poor misguided redneck…
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Ow! The rare violence-espousing, cussing tongue-lashing from a Christian stings.
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Chris is right. One of the most noble causes of Pastafarianism is a desperate attempt to allow people such as yourself to stop and consider. Is your religion really any more normal? Is there really any difference between believing in the FSM and believing in an almighty “god” who can do ANYTHING, whenEVER he wants and yet can’t get humans such as myself to believe in him and has never shown himself?
Conor a.k.a Father Tagliatelli
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HEY! I’m personally offended by the number of comma’s and lack of period in that statement. If you are going to make a run-on sentence you might as well end it properly. I think WHS needs to work on their English program. I do like is the opportunity for a test of the power of his God in this piece. If for some reason a divine pipe comes out of the sky and bops me on the head; you will have turned my heart to the Lord. Until then I suggest that you become a pirate. Just like hedging your bets and going to church for heaven, I think that you should do yourself (and the world) a favor and invest in an eye patch.
BD
life long skeptic
pirate and proud of it
GOOOO SCHOOL!!!!
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He sure is violent..
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Its not this persons lack of brains I’m worried about… it is entire town of Wamego that I worry about. He pretty much just said that nobody in his town is open to different view points. How can a society continue to grow if the people of the society refuse to make change?
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You need to look up “fascism” in the dictionary, moron. It’s a political term, not a religious one. And one if its traits, ironically enough, involves “forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism,” much like you’re doing to us.
As with so many Christians, those things they most strongly oppose are often also one of their secret desires…
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St John, it’s always a pleasure reading your posts. You’re a legend!
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Guys like this give Kansans a bad name. Next time I’m in Wamego (aka hole in the ground), I’ll be sure to put Propaganda on all the cars in the HS. :)
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Hey Joe, how do you feel about some elements of Islam who interpret the concept of Jihad as a muslims duty to wage war on ‘infidels’ just because they are not muslims? You know like Osama and his mates did on 9/11?
I guess you think that violence towards other people is o.k. as long as they have different religious views to you, hey?
Please don’t discriminate solely against pastafarians – a good catholic should hate all non-catholic religions equally.
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Hey Joe,
After your threat of physical violence you forgot to say, “In Jesus Name. Amen.”
Lovely religion ya got there.
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If the issue of intelligent design was an indicator or a poorly run school system, this letter only serves as evidence to solidify that conclusion. Not only is the system run by morons, but its producing more of them.
Is this the status of religious education in Kansas as well? People running around, claiming a religion, with no knowledge of the basic tenets? How embarrassing for humanity.
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I’m guessing Joe has absolutely no idea what fascism is. Or pretty much anything else, for that matter. Being a lineman in American football is a great way to get numerous severe and lingering head injuries, and we can easily see the evidence in Joe’s post. Look for him later in life as he pursues a lucrative career as a greeter at Wal-Mart.
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Calm down,chaps!
This is an improvement. 500 years ago they would have burned us. Only a week or two back it was shooting, hanging from a Redwood tree and throwing in the sea.
Now bashing with pipes may not be ideal treatment, but at least it’s survivable in principle.
At this rate we may see some quite reasonable Christians in as little as 1,000 years.
Greetings from our sleepy Herefordshire village in the UK.
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joe,
Rather than risk injury or jail, why don’t we rent out a stadium and invite all the gods to show up for a battle. I’ll worship the winner. Also, if only one shows up, I’ll worship that one.
Think about it. How many will show up? (Answer) None.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but facism is the act of trying to be like Templeton Peck, isn’t it?
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Come to Wamego, Home of the agressive plumbers
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Raiders suck monkeys!
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Who is the ‘you’ to whom you are referring? Are you addressing Him, the divine Flying Spaghetti Monster?
If so, I understand fully why you might think this. I also sometimes wonder about the shit-like balls with which He is often portrayed. Maybe they are really the worlds biggest piece of shits and not meatballs (or testicles or ovaries) as many Pastafarians believe.
Is the Catholic priest in your community aware of your violent feelings toward followers of other faiths? Perhaps you should take a few moments to discuss this issue with him. I assume he, the priest, is a him. That is still the practice among Catholics, yes?
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Obviously there are places in this country where you can be assaulted and even murdered by loving Christians for not being Christian and bothering to say so. Or in the case of FSM, simply pointing out the silliness of a Christian-inspired fascist takeover of the public schools.
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Apparently in Kansas they’re too busy teaching Intelligent Design to bother teaching proper grammar. You placed commas where they weren’t necessary, and left a comma out of the ONE place it did belong (Wamego, Kansas).
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This letter needs no more ridiculing. It has everything a good hate mail should have. Great punctuation, correct spelling, non-hypocritical subtext, excellent articulation, perfect reasoning and, of course, a powerful and original message.
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St John: Good point, but you have to admit, the spelling was immaculate compared to most others.
StJason: Along the same lines, at least it wasn’t in all caps. Apparently the guy just capitalizes what he thinks is important in life, like “WHS Football”
Regardless, I’m going along with Cocasian’s point: not very Christian-like at all.
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Mocking the FSM is a very serious offense. You will be subject to eternal suffering in boiling tomato sauce after dying a slow, painful death.
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Interesting. This lifeform appears to be trying to communicate. Can anyone make it out?
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Wow, you sure do sound like one of those whacked out bible thumpers… I would characterize you further, but it really isn’t the Pastafarian way… we just look on you with pity, and maybe giggle sometimes, but only because you say so many idiotic things. Not because we feel superior… the FSM made that fairly clear that all his children were equals, unless maybe there was an out in the 2 lost rules… Your god, sadly was just jealous of the true creator, and as he tricked you away from his Noodliness, he made you all pissy. It can’t be pleasant to be on the rag all the time as you are now. Return to the true way of the Pastafarian, and you may still get in on the beer volcano.
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I suspect that Joe the “good catholic” has been tripping again! All those drugs do tend to twist peoples minds and turn them into raving, violent idiots.
“On 7 November 2000, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration discovered one of the country’s largest LSD lab inside a converted military missile silo in Wamego.”
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Wow, how Christian of you. Did you even read the bible? The New Testament? Do you know anything about the teachings of Jesus Christ who you claim to follow as a Catholic? You must have completely skipped over that part. Here is a clue if you only follow the teachings of the Old Testament, your not a Christian. It’s sad that someone who professes to be a life long Catholic doesn’t even understand the tenents of their own religion.
You should say you’re proud to be small minded, volentarily stupid, and violent. I’m sure Jesus would be proud of you (that is sarcasm). After all he was all about beating people up and intollerance (also sarcasm, look that word up).
It’s the weak mind that resorts to threats and violence.
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Dude, I grew up in Topeka. You don’t want to go to Wamego.
Think Children of the Corn crossed with Bible Camp.
That is all.
Ramen.
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Yes, he wishes PAIN or DEATH in the name of his god.
He has a very powerful god.
I shall wear an eyepatch and mock him.
Take that, pipe-wielder!
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For some odd reason I envision Joe looking like the character ‘Sloth’ from the movie “Goonies”.
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“THE WORLD’S BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT.’
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Wow, I’ve always wanted to be a world record holder.
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Piece? As in singular? While I’m assuming that you are insulting Bobby, you really ought to realize that by extension you are attempting to mock all of us. I can now safely ignore you.
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Another idiot who gives his name and town out to the depths of the Internet.
Spectacular.
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@ WHS footbal lineman.
Ever see back to the future, kid?
There was a character in that movie named Bif Tannen and he was no one grow up to be like.
My greatest fear for you is you will grow up to be a real world Bif Tannen–stupid and a bully who thinks that threats and intimidation tactics will take him to the top.
Bif Jr, its just the other way around. People who take pipes to the heads of their fellow citizens invariable wind up at the very bottom of the ladder: sometimes they’re called convicts, other times loading dock workers, but never are they known as leaders.
They neither wind up with the best houses in the nicest neighborhoods nor to they wind up marry in the prettiest girl in the class, and they certainly don’t have the biggest bank accounts or become pillars of their community. Those kind of rewards are reserved for men who care about and look after their fellows. Those rewards go to people who can convince others to follow their lead. How many of your friends-if you have any-do you think you can convince to lake a seel pipe to the head of anyone? The number you answered tells you everything about your future as a leader of men, and your ability to be a winner in life.
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I did not know that Catholics believed in the cleansing power of the pipe! Who knew?
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Well anyway, I dont think I will be going to Wamego, Kansas any time soon. Who would want to go their anyway? Raiders suck, you will never win state!
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What a coincidence, my high school is also the Raiders, only we aren’t a bunch of bigoted assholes.
Your’s truly,
Pope Pixel I, Wench-Addict & all around piratey guy
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My my, we’re definitely still in Kansas, Toto.
Sorry, just had to do that.
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Now, now…..he has trouble using punctuation because while one hand is typing, the other hand is holding snakes.
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Ohh my —- living in Kansas is the nearest to hell you´ll ever get. God ore no gods.
Ohh…what ewer happens to you can only be good.
Grab the first thing going out of there.And hold it….
Trust me I’ve been there twice.
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You give southerners a bad name.
Piss off bigot
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A holy pipe of Catholicism! Wow I don’t remember reading that in the Bible… Sounds a bit Old Testament, this must be why my neighbor doesn’t want me to read the Old only the New.
In his noodlyness we pray, RAmen
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“I thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
It truly amazes me how the least literate can write some of the tightest irony you’ll ever find.
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What a maroon… maybe he should back to school and re-do his spelling tests.
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“i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong”
1) Thank FSM that atleast he now realizes the joys of facism.
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Oh Joe…
“life long catholic”
I am not certain how often i have read those words… but they hurt.
Child indoctrination into any religion ought to be outlawed… you are the perfect example of a Christian extremist, and while the president may be proud of people like you, perhaps you should consider that pipe yourself. Just take it like a lineman….
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Hey, now.
Let’s not completely diss on Kansas.
I live there and I believe.
Not all of us are bigots, homophobes, racists, or straight-up assholes.
Have faith, friends.
RAmen.
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I never knew my Daddy, he left home when I was knee high to a noodly appendage, but my Momma told me he was a proud hate mongering lifelong Catholic redneck pipe wielding lineman from Kansas. All praise the FSM!!! He has brought us together – I found me my long lost Papa! RAmen!
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someone needs to teach this “proud redneck” that he is the fascist.. Wanting to kill people who believe something different, sounds a lot more like Hitler than wanting to maintain the US Constitution’s separation of church and state.
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lol, the funny thing is christianity is just the same as pastafarianism just not as cool. we got our overseer with “noodly appendage” and they’ve got mass…ON THE WEEKEND. lol again.
-jono
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lol some more
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I hope he realizes that although we actually are a peaceful group we have fanatics as well. Now this joe character has put himself at risk for a violent member that follows hollywood pirates rather than real ones.
This idiot only believes what he does because he lives well below the bible belt, somewhere in the bible crotch, i hope he gets over his self indulgent attitude and realizes not everyone is just like him.
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@ Joe (removed) I respect your opinion. I don’t agree with it, however I do hope nothing bad befalls anyone esp. the prophet. I do hope you learn some tolerance…I think you will find many thoughts on this issue in the bible or my personal favorite the Gospel Of The FSM. Also, I hope your football team does well. GO RAIDERS!!
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¡be beat in my head with a metal pipe?, is a beautifull way to die ,in FSM’s name. Like a crucifixion¡ (excuse my english, i am learning it now)
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!be beat in my head with a metal pipe?¡, is a beautifull way to die,i FSM’s name. Like a crucifixion¡.(excuse my english,i am learnin it now)
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At least he’s sincere. Did he read the letter TO the School Board? If so, thanks!
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RAmen.
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“Kansas is one of the slowest-growing states in the nation, according to U.S. Census Bureau estimates to be released today.”
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“The Census Bureau reported last year more people were leaving Kansas than arriving. More than 276,000 people moved to Kansas during the late 1990s, but 284,000 people left for another state.”
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Source: http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2004/dec/22/kansas_population_growth/
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I wonder why?
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Maybe people from FL should move there.
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No, no, Joe. You must have your little sister take your English exams. If you want to be taken seriously, you had better get her to write your emails for you.
Here is the corrected version:
I personally think you are the world’s biggest piece of shit. I live in Kansas and read your letter to the school board [ambiguous language: did you read Bobby’s letter or did you read it to the school board?]. I have to admit I thought that fascism was the most retarded thing I’d ever heard [poor use of language, as one cannot hear a political philosophy. If you meant "heard of" it could be acceptible in casual speach, but in written communication you should not leave a dangling participle; the sentence should read : "I have to admit I thought that fascism was the most retarded thing about which I had ever heard." If that seems too formal how about: "...fascism was the most retarded thing I've ever studied." Also, the use of retarded in this context is both incorrect and offensive; you should choose a more appropriate adjective, such as stupid or evil], but now I realize I’m wrong. I hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe. Hey, come to Wamego, Kansas and I’m sure somebody can make sure that happens [double use of the word “sure” in this short sentence is very clumsy; consider removing the second one].
Sincerely, Joe [last name removed to protect you better than you have protected yourself]
Life-long Catholic
Redneck and proud of it
WHS football lineman
Go Raiders! [these sentence fragments, in this context, are acceptible but should be on separate lines]
I hope this helps.
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Scooter- Interesting how in just over 24 hours the webpage you referred to for the WHS Science Department has been removed. I’m interested to know what was on it, as I would like to judge for myself how silly it was. Although, by reading our pipe-wielding Catholic friend’s post, I think I already know…
I teach at a high school where they just started an “Awesome God Squad” Club. I’m considering starting my own “Use Your Noodle” Club. Anyone out there have any pointers on how to do this and keep my job?
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Funny, he thinks we care…
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I wonder if he supports the kkk too?
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this is the best. thank you for finally trying to do something about major religions effecting schools, and modern society. FSM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-fuck you jesus. burn in hell
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Ahhhh! Professor Plum. It was Joe, with the lead pipe, in the vestibule!
He’s obviously not a real red-neck. If he was he’d use an assault rifle. Good fer huntin’ too!
If you allow your 13 year old daughter to smoke at the table,
in front of her kid, you must be a red-neck!
Betcha he’s got a bald little banjo player on his front porch too!
But I must apologise. One should know better than to pick on the handicapped. It’s not his fault. He can’t help the way he is. He’s quite obviously the product of a broken home. Orphaned and left to the devices of the local priest. Sad really. Now there’s nothing left but rage, jealousy, and a complete misunderstanding of the true meaning of, well, something. I’m not quite sure what though.
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Oh. a high school football star! Im scared now! I guess when you live in bumfukanoware, Kansas and you devote your life to shit like the catholic church, high school football would be your life’s greatest achievement.
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“terrible piece of fascism you all are. NOW DIE FOR BEING DIFFERENT.” hahaha. what a prat. i will never understand why people like joe [removed] choose freely to use words the describe them as insults.
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This man/teenager/boy is truly an example of how mankind should strive to be.
Jesus didn’t preach peace skillfully enough apparently.
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@ UhhKris
RAmen, brother.
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I wonder if he supports the kkk too?
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Not if he’s RC. Them white sheet boys don’t like the RC.
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@ChrisB-
“I teach at a high school where they just started an “Awesome God Squad” Club. I’m considering starting my own “Use Your Noodle” Club. Anyone out there have any pointers on how to do this and keep my job?”
How about anonymously. You’d have to make up some kind of FSM headgear to hide your face, and always remember to put on a different shirt before going to meetings. And speak through a voice synthesizer.
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Joe must have been designed by a complete fuckwit.
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Heathen! How dare ye insult or threaten HIS mouthpiece on this great world! Beware, for ye follow a leader whose hat was meant for a rabbit, whilst we follow HIM and follow HIS Gospel!
All praise His Noodliness!
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Is it creepy that I took the time to figure out where this kid goes to school and then his last name???
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Let go of your hatred, Joe, for your own sake. You harm your own spirit by harboring it and letting it grow into violent rage.
I pray that you may feel the gentle, healing touch of His Noodly Appendage. No matter how you fight against him, he loves you! And you would be amazed at the peace and joy that he wants to give you, if you will but open your heart to accept it.
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@ChrisB: I would be very careful if I were you. You might want to start with an applied mathematics or physics club and subtly sneak in reverences to the FSM. I live above your country’s border so I don’t know just how much trouble you could get into but I’ve noticed over the past 2 decades a huge Christian movement growing that completely disallows freedom of thought. And there are those who are not afraid to hurt someone who thinks thoughts that are not proper if you know what I mean. Correct me if I’m wrong but this is just something that I’ve noticed and I generally take a vacation down south 2 or 3 times a year. Get’s awful cold up here doncha know!
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“facism”
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Line of sheeple following each other, knuckles dragging and nose unto anus?
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How is this fascism? Unless your own fundamentalist religion (Christianity in general, not just Catholicism) are those who are fascist. Because the whole complete loyalty to someone who tells you what a book says, sounds a lot like complete loyalty to a state which dictates you it’s own laws. No equality under the law.
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I believe this hate mail might be faked, it’s just me, but who would seriously make a death threat followed by an advertisement for a football team?
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Why do you people in general have trouble finding the shift-key?
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Doesnt everyone just love redneck pride, i get shivers down my spin every time i hear that people like this have the power to choose a president! Why are people afraid of what they can not fathom!
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kev123, If only sterilization were still legal… what a wonderful world it would be :D
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The worlds biggest piece of shit?
I have often wondered what that is. Are we talking length or total weight? I mean I would think that an elephant might get that prize, but what about a sperm whale? I mean its hard to measure his shit because I would think it falls apart after hitting the water. Still Im sure someone has done some research on the subject.
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Joe is a desperately confused person, but that’s what religion does to you. No Joe, try to get your brain around Liberalism, it’s not like Fasism? If your brain hurts, just lie down a while!
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Archaeolowench – He can’t get his sister to do his homework, her job is to rear his redneck hillbilly offspring. Then Grampa Crosseyes delivers the sunday school sermon with the holy headbashing metal pipe! Remember the [removed] family motto – have respect for grampa, he fathered maw and paw.
Point of interest – Notice how close Catholic and Alcoholic are? Coincidence? I’m thinking the FSM was drunk on night and played a joke on mankind.
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Don’t you just love the caring spiritual sentiments of your fellow Americans!
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“life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders”
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Your achievements are truly awe inspiring. It really explains the metal pipe.
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Wait… wait… wait… Who knew there were redneck catholics? Wow… I never would have know.
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its funny how your a life long catholic, who are supposed to be good and all that, yet you cause so much insult and are very rude too others.
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If you cannot win your argument through logic and reason, territorial primate howling and verbal feces flinging will have to do. Go JOE. Carry on in the longstanding tradition of attacking everything that confuses you. Since your genetic material was obviously scooped out of the shallow end of the gene pool, that would include pretty much everything more complicated than…a pipe?
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
PC
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Sad, but while Europe and Canada become more secular and less Christian, the US becomes more of a fundamentalist nuthouse. This country is doomed because of ignorant christians (un-capitalized intentionally)and southerners who are too inbred and moronic to shrug off the bonds of organized religion.
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Just did research and it has been proven that Wamego, Kansas is the home of the biggest shit hole. Some bible thumping states have big balls of twine but this one happens to be the biggest shit hole. It explains why this redneck has so much anger. I am truly surprised that he was intelligent enough to actually use a computer. I guess even hillbillies have some brain cells.
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you spelled “fascism” wrong. good job.
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It’s obvious what a wonderful person your religion has made you, Joe!! It must have been a great guidance throughout your life.
Even your God would consider beating someone’s head in with a metal pipe sinful. At least, I hope so.
Peace Love and Pirates to you, my fellow human. (You are human, aren’t you?)
May your hate and cruelty be stopped and replaced with love and tolerance one day. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage and bathe in the warmth of His Sauce.
RAmen.
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1) if you are a Christian then you are sad and surprisingly unloving to your neighbor, arent you,
i would try to understand the basic teachings of your religion before you start trying to preach, hmm?
2) double 1 if any of your schools names start with St. or Saint
jeff: i know, aren’t they so… tolerant…
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Wow. I can feel the love over here…
Not meaning to be a bitch, but…um….as a Catholic you are supposed to love your neighbor. No matter what. But that doesn’t matter to you when after you’re done doing the Hokey Pokey For Christ, then you go to Confession to get your score card cleared. I wonder how many Hail Marys and Our Fathers they sentence to you when you want to hit someone with a metal pipe…
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“i am going to hit you with a crowbar”
goes really well with “love God, Love your neighbor”
i would understand your religions basic teachings before preaching
i hope that you become more tolerant of others, they have that in ethnicity, why not religion?
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Your concern has been noted, and put in the filing cabinet under “Attempt to care”.
Your gripe is important to us, please hold the line and we’ll get you in contact with someone who cares… current takers: 0
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I grew up Catholic and one of the songs we sang in church had the lyrics “And they will know we are Xtains, by our Love, by our love/And they will know we are Xtains by our love.” Guess we will now know they are Xtains because they’re wielding a steel pipe.
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Maybe it’s just me, but do inbred rednecks spend too much time on their computers and not enough worshiping their gods?
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Beating us over the head with a metal pipe? I wasn’t aware that I had somehow fallen upon a game of Cluedo.
Good luck with Catholicism.
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Apparently christians are taught violence as a key to quell the opinions of others they don’t agree with? Hey Raiders fan, don’t be a pussy and go all the way and just shoot him in the fuckin head. I mean why not…
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“i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
Is that what Jesus would have wanted? What happened to love your enemy or to turning the other cheek? I thought that that is what Jesus wants.
I just love how I, an atheist, am a better Christian than you.
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The only one capable of hitting prophet Bobby is Neo from the Matrix, and he would need several attempts to succeed.
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Hmmm, I think its very nice that they let people with mental disabilites on the football. Kansas must really be ahead of the curve with making people with such obvious lack of normal mentallity feel just as equal and capable as other people, three cheers for the retarded kansas football team
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Pfft, noone says you can’t think the FSM church is retarded, but the thing to do then is sit up, think ‘Wow, This is ****** retarded.’ and go do something else. If, on the other hand, you get some thoughts of murder, then admit you are a danger to society and go turn yourself in in the nearest mental clinic. The people there will help you and you would make the world a safer place.
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Yeah, peace and love, the supposed centers of Christianity. So whats this business about you being a devout Christian and wanting to beat my head in with a led pipe?
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Ok, lets set the record straight: verbal abuse=OK threatening assault with a deadly weapon=X .Also if Fascism is so “Retarded” why did you just demonstrate a basic principal ?
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You can already be charged with assault. Why not finish the job and go for battery. I think it would look good on your police record. Don’t you?
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well joe i think your the worlds biggest peice of shit. so there
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Oh how sweet. Please do feel free to drop by sometime, you sound like a lovely chap.
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@Chris
I took it one step farther. I not only found out what his name was, I e-mailed his English teacher. Any English typed that badly cannot be a simple mistake. I simply pointed out that perhaps Joe needed a little more help before he graduated. Some Kansans do get a great education, and I think that it should be all, rather than some.
Just doing my part,
Mart Lacrimarum
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Maybe we can collect all these wacko religions (Christianity, Judaism, Mormonism, Islam, etc, etc,) put them all on a distant island and let them “sort it out” with Joe’s pipe? Since they all such a propensity for violence–in the name of God, of course–the true god’s soldiers will ultimately prevail, right?
And while there kickin’ it with Joe’s pipe, we’ll be living in peace over here! :-)
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You fucking retard… don’t throw the word “redneck” around to give yourself an identity, being a true redneck has nothing to do with religion – especially your ridiculous one ; Catholicism is the biggest joke of all religion – and promotes good values and morals without the help of any religion.
It’s stupid fucks like you that make everyone think we’re backward uber-conservative bigots, so do us all a favor and keep your ignorant mouth shut.
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As for the rest of y’all, don’t think dumbfucks like this guy represents us, you’re just dipping into the ignorance pool (ironically an insult y’all use against us time and time again, claiming we all hate minorities, homosexuals, non-Christians, etc.), and the world already has enough people doing that.
And for all the inbred insults, as of ‘06, the state with the highest rate of incest is New Jersey, I didn’t bother finding out which state it’s been before then.
Every group has ignorant members, even this one, which I’ve seen a few times reading through this hate mail.
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LOL You’re christian and insulting OUR religion?
HAH!
It’s quite sad you come on this site JUST to insult us. =]
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Your god supports hitting Pastafarians over the head with a metal pipe?
Wow that’s pretty pathetic.
Have a nice day, redneck Bible-thumper!!
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I cannot believe someone said that to you,
Is that serious?
are there actually people out in this world that are that insane?
Can’t people take a joke? A pretty damn good one if I do say so myself.
Is this hillarious/clever website a threat to their religion?
Metal pipe, hah, offly specific, what a freakin’ creep!
And Catholic, hm.. interesting.
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O come on u people… i personally don’t believe in the fsm but really you shouldn’t be going around calling people losers because they believe in the FSM. HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF PEOPLE WENT AROUND TELLING YOU THAT YOU WERE A LOSER FOR BELIEVING SOMETHING HUH HUH???? AND YOu IDIOTS SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT UR DAMN CLOSE MINDED LIVES JUST LET A PERSON BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY WANT…ITS NOT GONNA HARM THEM sry bout the anger but i am so friken pissed at you people who cant just leave people alone about the FSM. O and also you kansas person what are you mr perfect?? Going to the SCHOOL BOARD?? Yet you still wanna beat people over the heads with metal pipes. HMM maybe you should get your mind straight before talking shit about other peoples minds.
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I was raised a catholic. I used to get fed up in church. I was always told to sit up, stand up, lean over etc. I just wished the priest could pick a position then fuck me.
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Well, You are the loser, and that’s why you threaten people with a PIPE, you coward. Come to Michigan with your little pipe and see what happens to you. Coward. Coward.
Coward.
Coward.
Oh yeah….. Did I mention that you are a COWARD?
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I enjoy the whole Lineman remark at the end, do you have somthing to prove to internet atheists?
wait a lineman? That must mean you’re fat.
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I think Joe has no idea of what Fascism is. So I have taken the trouble of finding this very short film for Joe to watch. It is only two minutes long and it clearly demonstrates the 14 characteristics of Fascism. I hope very much that Joe watches it. Thank you.
http://www.bushflash.com/14.html
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You want to do WHAT to us? Messed up my Catholic friend. I’m so glad FSM doesn’t promote mindless violence that all this hate mail keeps suggesting.
Ima go eat a bowl of pasta. later-
P.S. It’s FASCISM.
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Lol, Benny the Ball, loved your video. =D
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I worship metal pipes,so if you insult my religion again I`ll split your head with an antfeather…
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What a great way to represent your school and your religion with such horrible grammar, punctuation and disrespect. I guess that explains the redneck part, though.
GO RAIDERS!
JK about the redneck part… I know that’s insulting to those that are respectful. They got me to love 4×4’s, ATV’s and sand dunes. :P
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if you were the one who read that message…
well you couldve basically stoped a portion of FSM.
well i have no evidence, i cant trust you now since your such a SM hater
if you reall ydid present that message you couldve tweaked it a little to turn ppl against it
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Ummm….Raiders? Football does he think this will make us support his teams? Like oh he’s trying to insult us but he like WHS Football and the raiders…holy shit I have to as well or I’ll get the pipe.
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hitting someone with a metal pole. that’ll go down well with god. lol
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Has anyone noticed that a metal pipe bears a striking resemblance to a Noodle? This can’t be coincidence. Joe has clearly been touched by the Noodly Appendage and is struggling to reconcile the Truth against his prior indoctrination. It’s odd, though, most Catholics I’ve met are far more tolerant than this.
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As far as those concerned with the word ‘facism’, Joe doesn’t mean fascism, the authoritarian, nationalistic ideological and political control of races and nations, but rather Fascism, the religious worship of membranous connective tissues, such as those surrounding circulatory and nervous systems. These too have strong resemblance to Noodles, which again can’t be coincidence, but rather is more evidence of his contact with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I wish Joe all the best in his internal struggle during this crisis of Faith, and hope that, should his prior beliefs prove correct, he doesn’t burn forever in Hell for his uncontrollable hatred of those unlike him. As pirates, though, we should all commend his support of the Raiders, and find there further evidence of Joe’s ultimate conversion to Pastafarianism!
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As for anything else: The Flying Spaghetti Monster said it, I believe it, and that settles it! RAmen.
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Nooooooooooooooooo!
Why must I live in the same state as this lunitic?!?!?
I must go hide under my bed now!
Bye!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥R’Amen♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Wow. These so called “Christians” certainly do not seem so loving as they would like to tell eveyone they are. What’s the word I’m looking for…Hypocracy? Hateful? Intolerant? Fanatics?
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That’s funny…someone who lives in one of the world’s largest pieces of shit throwing that description at our prophet.
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Let’s see…you think facism is retarded, but here you are (probably in hunting boots) anxious to beat people who disagree with you with a lead pipe. Hey, get yourself a black shirt and a cropped hairdo and you’d fit right in with Mussolini’s boys.
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“i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
How I love the peace and friendlyness of the bible.
May the FSM touch you and show you the one true path
RAmen
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From one loving catholic to another, I’m pretty sure that
a) calling someone a piece of shit and
b) threatening to beat some ones head in with a metal pipe
for having a sense of humor goes against the teachings of our church??? Correct me if I am wrong…..
Love Alison (St Kevins Parish)
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I have found that the FSM is a loving god, who encompasses all religions. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not discriminate against other religions, so why should they discriminate against ours. I find that there is no more proof for the Christian God than there is for the FSM. When Christianity teaches acceptance and tolerance, why are you all so against this, when it is somewhat like what you believe. I think you should try the 30 day god-back guarantee, and discover the wonderful touch of his noodly appendage
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I see that you are another tolerant Christian. Way to go.
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“i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong”
So, a harmless bit of fun with spaghetti is worse than the persecution and deaths of 6,000,000 jewish people..
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appreciate the info guys, thanks
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I live in Crawfordville myself! It sucks here. Bible thumping morons who don’t know a tenth of the Bible they’re preaching. Wamego Kansas? If you insist. Simply to prove the fact that Christians are probably the most violent Religion to ever exist.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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