i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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What a maroon… maybe he should back to school and re-do his spelling tests.
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“i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong”
1) Thank FSM that atleast he now realizes the joys of facism.
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Oh Joe…
“life long catholic”
I am not certain how often i have read those words… but they hurt.
Child indoctrination into any religion ought to be outlawed… you are the perfect example of a Christian extremist, and while the president may be proud of people like you, perhaps you should consider that pipe yourself. Just take it like a lineman….
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Hey, now.
Let’s not completely diss on Kansas.
I live there and I believe.
Not all of us are bigots, homophobes, racists, or straight-up assholes.
Have faith, friends.
RAmen.
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I never knew my Daddy, he left home when I was knee high to a noodly appendage, but my Momma told me he was a proud hate mongering lifelong Catholic redneck pipe wielding lineman from Kansas. All praise the FSM!!! He has brought us together – I found me my long lost Papa! RAmen!
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someone needs to teach this “proud redneck” that he is the fascist.. Wanting to kill people who believe something different, sounds a lot more like Hitler than wanting to maintain the US Constitution’s separation of church and state.
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lol, the funny thing is christianity is just the same as pastafarianism just not as cool. we got our overseer with “noodly appendage” and they’ve got mass…ON THE WEEKEND. lol again.
-jono
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lol some more
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I hope he realizes that although we actually are a peaceful group we have fanatics as well. Now this joe character has put himself at risk for a violent member that follows hollywood pirates rather than real ones.
This idiot only believes what he does because he lives well below the bible belt, somewhere in the bible crotch, i hope he gets over his self indulgent attitude and realizes not everyone is just like him.
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@ Joe (removed) I respect your opinion. I don’t agree with it, however I do hope nothing bad befalls anyone esp. the prophet. I do hope you learn some tolerance…I think you will find many thoughts on this issue in the bible or my personal favorite the Gospel Of The FSM. Also, I hope your football team does well. GO RAIDERS!!
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¡be beat in my head with a metal pipe?, is a beautifull way to die ,in FSM’s name. Like a crucifixion¡ (excuse my english, i am learning it now)
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!be beat in my head with a metal pipe?¡, is a beautifull way to die,i FSM’s name. Like a crucifixion¡.(excuse my english,i am learnin it now)
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At least he’s sincere. Did he read the letter TO the School Board? If so, thanks!
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RAmen.
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“Kansas is one of the slowest-growing states in the nation, according to U.S. Census Bureau estimates to be released today.”
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“The Census Bureau reported last year more people were leaving Kansas than arriving. More than 276,000 people moved to Kansas during the late 1990s, but 284,000 people left for another state.”
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Source: http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2004/dec/22/kansas_population_growth/
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I wonder why?
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Maybe people from FL should move there.
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No, no, Joe. You must have your little sister take your English exams. If you want to be taken seriously, you had better get her to write your emails for you.
Here is the corrected version:
I personally think you are the world’s biggest piece of shit. I live in Kansas and read your letter to the school board [ambiguous language: did you read Bobby’s letter or did you read it to the school board?]. I have to admit I thought that fascism was the most retarded thing I’d ever heard [poor use of language, as one cannot hear a political philosophy. If you meant "heard of" it could be acceptible in casual speach, but in written communication you should not leave a dangling participle; the sentence should read : "I have to admit I thought that fascism was the most retarded thing about which I had ever heard." If that seems too formal how about: "...fascism was the most retarded thing I've ever studied." Also, the use of retarded in this context is both incorrect and offensive; you should choose a more appropriate adjective, such as stupid or evil], but now I realize I’m wrong. I hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe. Hey, come to Wamego, Kansas and I’m sure somebody can make sure that happens [double use of the word “sure” in this short sentence is very clumsy; consider removing the second one].
Sincerely, Joe [last name removed to protect you better than you have protected yourself]
Life-long Catholic
Redneck and proud of it
WHS football lineman
Go Raiders! [these sentence fragments, in this context, are acceptible but should be on separate lines]
I hope this helps.
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Scooter- Interesting how in just over 24 hours the webpage you referred to for the WHS Science Department has been removed. I’m interested to know what was on it, as I would like to judge for myself how silly it was. Although, by reading our pipe-wielding Catholic friend’s post, I think I already know…
I teach at a high school where they just started an “Awesome God Squad” Club. I’m considering starting my own “Use Your Noodle” Club. Anyone out there have any pointers on how to do this and keep my job?
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Funny, he thinks we care…
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I wonder if he supports the kkk too?
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this is the best. thank you for finally trying to do something about major religions effecting schools, and modern society. FSM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-fuck you jesus. burn in hell
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Ahhhh! Professor Plum. It was Joe, with the lead pipe, in the vestibule!
He’s obviously not a real red-neck. If he was he’d use an assault rifle. Good fer huntin’ too!
If you allow your 13 year old daughter to smoke at the table,
in front of her kid, you must be a red-neck!
Betcha he’s got a bald little banjo player on his front porch too!
But I must apologise. One should know better than to pick on the handicapped. It’s not his fault. He can’t help the way he is. He’s quite obviously the product of a broken home. Orphaned and left to the devices of the local priest. Sad really. Now there’s nothing left but rage, jealousy, and a complete misunderstanding of the true meaning of, well, something. I’m not quite sure what though.
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Oh. a high school football star! Im scared now! I guess when you live in bumfukanoware, Kansas and you devote your life to shit like the catholic church, high school football would be your life’s greatest achievement.
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“terrible piece of fascism you all are. NOW DIE FOR BEING DIFFERENT.” hahaha. what a prat. i will never understand why people like joe [removed] choose freely to use words the describe them as insults.
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This man/teenager/boy is truly an example of how mankind should strive to be.
Jesus didn’t preach peace skillfully enough apparently.
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@ UhhKris
RAmen, brother.
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I wonder if he supports the kkk too?
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Not if he’s RC. Them white sheet boys don’t like the RC.
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@ChrisB-
“I teach at a high school where they just started an “Awesome God Squad” Club. I’m considering starting my own “Use Your Noodle” Club. Anyone out there have any pointers on how to do this and keep my job?”
How about anonymously. You’d have to make up some kind of FSM headgear to hide your face, and always remember to put on a different shirt before going to meetings. And speak through a voice synthesizer.
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Joe must have been designed by a complete fuckwit.
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Heathen! How dare ye insult or threaten HIS mouthpiece on this great world! Beware, for ye follow a leader whose hat was meant for a rabbit, whilst we follow HIM and follow HIS Gospel!
All praise His Noodliness!
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Is it creepy that I took the time to figure out where this kid goes to school and then his last name???
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Let go of your hatred, Joe, for your own sake. You harm your own spirit by harboring it and letting it grow into violent rage.
I pray that you may feel the gentle, healing touch of His Noodly Appendage. No matter how you fight against him, he loves you! And you would be amazed at the peace and joy that he wants to give you, if you will but open your heart to accept it.
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@ChrisB: I would be very careful if I were you. You might want to start with an applied mathematics or physics club and subtly sneak in reverences to the FSM. I live above your country’s border so I don’t know just how much trouble you could get into but I’ve noticed over the past 2 decades a huge Christian movement growing that completely disallows freedom of thought. And there are those who are not afraid to hurt someone who thinks thoughts that are not proper if you know what I mean. Correct me if I’m wrong but this is just something that I’ve noticed and I generally take a vacation down south 2 or 3 times a year. Get’s awful cold up here doncha know!
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“facism”
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Line of sheeple following each other, knuckles dragging and nose unto anus?
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How is this fascism? Unless your own fundamentalist religion (Christianity in general, not just Catholicism) are those who are fascist. Because the whole complete loyalty to someone who tells you what a book says, sounds a lot like complete loyalty to a state which dictates you it’s own laws. No equality under the law.
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I believe this hate mail might be faked, it’s just me, but who would seriously make a death threat followed by an advertisement for a football team?
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Why do you people in general have trouble finding the shift-key?
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Doesnt everyone just love redneck pride, i get shivers down my spin every time i hear that people like this have the power to choose a president! Why are people afraid of what they can not fathom!
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kev123, If only sterilization were still legal… what a wonderful world it would be :D
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The worlds biggest piece of shit?
I have often wondered what that is. Are we talking length or total weight? I mean I would think that an elephant might get that prize, but what about a sperm whale? I mean its hard to measure his shit because I would think it falls apart after hitting the water. Still Im sure someone has done some research on the subject.
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Joe is a desperately confused person, but that’s what religion does to you. No Joe, try to get your brain around Liberalism, it’s not like Fasism? If your brain hurts, just lie down a while!
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Archaeolowench – He can’t get his sister to do his homework, her job is to rear his redneck hillbilly offspring. Then Grampa Crosseyes delivers the sunday school sermon with the holy headbashing metal pipe! Remember the [removed] family motto – have respect for grampa, he fathered maw and paw.
Point of interest – Notice how close Catholic and Alcoholic are? Coincidence? I’m thinking the FSM was drunk on night and played a joke on mankind.
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Don’t you just love the caring spiritual sentiments of your fellow Americans!
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“life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders”
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Your achievements are truly awe inspiring. It really explains the metal pipe.
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Wait… wait… wait… Who knew there were redneck catholics? Wow… I never would have know.
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its funny how your a life long catholic, who are supposed to be good and all that, yet you cause so much insult and are very rude too others.
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If you cannot win your argument through logic and reason, territorial primate howling and verbal feces flinging will have to do. Go JOE. Carry on in the longstanding tradition of attacking everything that confuses you. Since your genetic material was obviously scooped out of the shallow end of the gene pool, that would include pretty much everything more complicated than…a pipe?
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
PC
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Sad, but while Europe and Canada become more secular and less Christian, the US becomes more of a fundamentalist nuthouse. This country is doomed because of ignorant christians (un-capitalized intentionally)and southerners who are too inbred and moronic to shrug off the bonds of organized religion.
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Just did research and it has been proven that Wamego, Kansas is the home of the biggest shit hole. Some bible thumping states have big balls of twine but this one happens to be the biggest shit hole. It explains why this redneck has so much anger. I am truly surprised that he was intelligent enough to actually use a computer. I guess even hillbillies have some brain cells.
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you spelled “fascism” wrong. good job.
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It’s obvious what a wonderful person your religion has made you, Joe!! It must have been a great guidance throughout your life.
Even your God would consider beating someone’s head in with a metal pipe sinful. At least, I hope so.
Peace Love and Pirates to you, my fellow human. (You are human, aren’t you?)
May your hate and cruelty be stopped and replaced with love and tolerance one day. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage and bathe in the warmth of His Sauce.
RAmen.
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1) if you are a Christian then you are sad and surprisingly unloving to your neighbor, arent you,
i would try to understand the basic teachings of your religion before you start trying to preach, hmm?
2) double 1 if any of your schools names start with St. or Saint
jeff: i know, aren’t they so… tolerant…
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