i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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how very christian of you?!?
If you have so much faith in God, why don’t you hope that we go to hell for our beliefs and suffer there like the pieces of shit that we are? Because I guess it’s not enough for us to suffer for eternity…. is it?
No…
I guess Jesus died for you… so you could fight for his cause.
Maybe you should take a 2nd read of that book you’ve been following… or possibly a 1st read b/c nothing you are saying shows me that you have read it at all.
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i wish people would just leave us and our beliefs alone. We don’t criticise other people’s religion (no matter how ridiculous we think it is) all we ask is that we aren’t given a lower standard than other religions or sects. and that people consider the benefits of wearing an eye patch.
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Facism. Is that like a theory or doctrine based on the face? Sounds fun.
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You’d probably be able to sell it a little better if you didn’t make such fascist statements about beating people’s heads in.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Faecism (don’t even go there)
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*Sigh*
Is it really that hard to find the ’shift’ key? How about the ‘period’?
By giving this to us, we already know you are a drooling asshat, why not sew some seeds of doubt and at least try and stick to the basics of grammar?
Hey, Bobby, how do you resist not submitting these guys to every spam-generator and porn signup ever made? I don’t think I could resist the urge to burst his inbox with Martha Stewart and Teens in Bondage.
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Raiders… lol. That’s that team that – for 2 decades now – is milking the name they made in in 80s??
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I moved my madden franchize team and named them the Pirates.
Half their home games are played in the snow. Coincidence?
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dude, this religion is just as far out as yours, just because it’s different doesn’t give u any reason to badmouth it, give everyone a chance :)
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WHS Raiders? Check out their Science Department:
http://www.usd320.k12.ks.us/HighSchool/Departments/default.aspx
Go ahead and click on the link: “Integrated Science Lessons Web Page”
And regarding his failings in punctuation and grammar:
http://online.ksde.org/rcard/dist_assess.aspx?assess_type=1&org_no=D0320&grade=11&subgroup=1
As a good Pastafarian, I am only presenting the evidence. It is up to you to make your own decision about what you read.
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have you ever heard of the expression “you shall not judge” from the bible?
seems as you have not.
so Meeeh! on you and see you in hell!(if it does exist)
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If any Pastafarians are in the vicinity of Wamego can they please pop into St. Bernards Catholic Church and have a word with Fr. John J. Pilcher and ask him to point out to his flock that beating peoples heads in with metal pipe isn’t a specific requirement of catholicism.
It may be a specific requirement of being a redneck though, I don’t proffess to know.
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I seriously doubt that Joe ever went to school. Maybe he was homeschooled by is catholic redneck par-ents? Either way his mail is very funny – although kind of sad too.
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Poor misguided redneck…
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Ow! The rare violence-espousing, cussing tongue-lashing from a Christian stings.
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Chris is right. One of the most noble causes of Pastafarianism is a desperate attempt to allow people such as yourself to stop and consider. Is your religion really any more normal? Is there really any difference between believing in the FSM and believing in an almighty “god” who can do ANYTHING, whenEVER he wants and yet can’t get humans such as myself to believe in him and has never shown himself?
Conor a.k.a Father Tagliatelli
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HEY! I’m personally offended by the number of comma’s and lack of period in that statement. If you are going to make a run-on sentence you might as well end it properly. I think WHS needs to work on their English program. I do like is the opportunity for a test of the power of his God in this piece. If for some reason a divine pipe comes out of the sky and bops me on the head; you will have turned my heart to the Lord. Until then I suggest that you become a pirate. Just like hedging your bets and going to church for heaven, I think that you should do yourself (and the world) a favor and invest in an eye patch.
BD
life long skeptic
pirate and proud of it
GOOOO SCHOOL!!!!
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He sure is violent..
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Its not this persons lack of brains I’m worried about… it is entire town of Wamego that I worry about. He pretty much just said that nobody in his town is open to different view points. How can a society continue to grow if the people of the society refuse to make change?
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You need to look up “fascism” in the dictionary, moron. It’s a political term, not a religious one. And one if its traits, ironically enough, involves “forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism,” much like you’re doing to us.
As with so many Christians, those things they most strongly oppose are often also one of their secret desires…
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St John, it’s always a pleasure reading your posts. You’re a legend!
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Guys like this give Kansans a bad name. Next time I’m in Wamego (aka hole in the ground), I’ll be sure to put Propaganda on all the cars in the HS. :)
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Hey Joe, how do you feel about some elements of Islam who interpret the concept of Jihad as a muslims duty to wage war on ‘infidels’ just because they are not muslims? You know like Osama and his mates did on 9/11?
I guess you think that violence towards other people is o.k. as long as they have different religious views to you, hey?
Please don’t discriminate solely against pastafarians – a good catholic should hate all non-catholic religions equally.
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Hey Joe,
After your threat of physical violence you forgot to say, “In Jesus Name. Amen.”
Lovely religion ya got there.
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If the issue of intelligent design was an indicator or a poorly run school system, this letter only serves as evidence to solidify that conclusion. Not only is the system run by morons, but its producing more of them.
Is this the status of religious education in Kansas as well? People running around, claiming a religion, with no knowledge of the basic tenets? How embarrassing for humanity.
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I’m guessing Joe has absolutely no idea what fascism is. Or pretty much anything else, for that matter. Being a lineman in American football is a great way to get numerous severe and lingering head injuries, and we can easily see the evidence in Joe’s post. Look for him later in life as he pursues a lucrative career as a greeter at Wal-Mart.
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Calm down,chaps!
This is an improvement. 500 years ago they would have burned us. Only a week or two back it was shooting, hanging from a Redwood tree and throwing in the sea.
Now bashing with pipes may not be ideal treatment, but at least it’s survivable in principle.
At this rate we may see some quite reasonable Christians in as little as 1,000 years.
Greetings from our sleepy Herefordshire village in the UK.
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joe,
Rather than risk injury or jail, why don’t we rent out a stadium and invite all the gods to show up for a battle. I’ll worship the winner. Also, if only one shows up, I’ll worship that one.
Think about it. How many will show up? (Answer) None.
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but facism is the act of trying to be like Templeton Peck, isn’t it?
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Come to Wamego, Home of the agressive plumbers
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Raiders suck monkeys!
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Who is the ‘you’ to whom you are referring? Are you addressing Him, the divine Flying Spaghetti Monster?
If so, I understand fully why you might think this. I also sometimes wonder about the shit-like balls with which He is often portrayed. Maybe they are really the worlds biggest piece of shits and not meatballs (or testicles or ovaries) as many Pastafarians believe.
Is the Catholic priest in your community aware of your violent feelings toward followers of other faiths? Perhaps you should take a few moments to discuss this issue with him. I assume he, the priest, is a him. That is still the practice among Catholics, yes?
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Obviously there are places in this country where you can be assaulted and even murdered by loving Christians for not being Christian and bothering to say so. Or in the case of FSM, simply pointing out the silliness of a Christian-inspired fascist takeover of the public schools.
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Apparently in Kansas they’re too busy teaching Intelligent Design to bother teaching proper grammar. You placed commas where they weren’t necessary, and left a comma out of the ONE place it did belong (Wamego, Kansas).
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This letter needs no more ridiculing. It has everything a good hate mail should have. Great punctuation, correct spelling, non-hypocritical subtext, excellent articulation, perfect reasoning and, of course, a powerful and original message.
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St John: Good point, but you have to admit, the spelling was immaculate compared to most others.
StJason: Along the same lines, at least it wasn’t in all caps. Apparently the guy just capitalizes what he thinks is important in life, like “WHS Football”
Regardless, I’m going along with Cocasian’s point: not very Christian-like at all.
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Mocking the FSM is a very serious offense. You will be subject to eternal suffering in boiling tomato sauce after dying a slow, painful death.
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Interesting. This lifeform appears to be trying to communicate. Can anyone make it out?
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Wow, you sure do sound like one of those whacked out bible thumpers… I would characterize you further, but it really isn’t the Pastafarian way… we just look on you with pity, and maybe giggle sometimes, but only because you say so many idiotic things. Not because we feel superior… the FSM made that fairly clear that all his children were equals, unless maybe there was an out in the 2 lost rules… Your god, sadly was just jealous of the true creator, and as he tricked you away from his Noodliness, he made you all pissy. It can’t be pleasant to be on the rag all the time as you are now. Return to the true way of the Pastafarian, and you may still get in on the beer volcano.
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I suspect that Joe the “good catholic” has been tripping again! All those drugs do tend to twist peoples minds and turn them into raving, violent idiots.
“On 7 November 2000, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration discovered one of the country’s largest LSD lab inside a converted military missile silo in Wamego.”
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Wow, how Christian of you. Did you even read the bible? The New Testament? Do you know anything about the teachings of Jesus Christ who you claim to follow as a Catholic? You must have completely skipped over that part. Here is a clue if you only follow the teachings of the Old Testament, your not a Christian. It’s sad that someone who professes to be a life long Catholic doesn’t even understand the tenents of their own religion.
You should say you’re proud to be small minded, volentarily stupid, and violent. I’m sure Jesus would be proud of you (that is sarcasm). After all he was all about beating people up and intollerance (also sarcasm, look that word up).
It’s the weak mind that resorts to threats and violence.
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Dude, I grew up in Topeka. You don’t want to go to Wamego.
Think Children of the Corn crossed with Bible Camp.
That is all.
Ramen.
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Yes, he wishes PAIN or DEATH in the name of his god.
He has a very powerful god.
I shall wear an eyepatch and mock him.
Take that, pipe-wielder!
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For some odd reason I envision Joe looking like the character ‘Sloth’ from the movie “Goonies”.
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“THE WORLD’S BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT.’
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Wow, I’ve always wanted to be a world record holder.
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Piece? As in singular? While I’m assuming that you are insulting Bobby, you really ought to realize that by extension you are attempting to mock all of us. I can now safely ignore you.
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Another idiot who gives his name and town out to the depths of the Internet.
Spectacular.
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@ WHS footbal lineman.
Ever see back to the future, kid?
There was a character in that movie named Bif Tannen and he was no one grow up to be like.
My greatest fear for you is you will grow up to be a real world Bif Tannen–stupid and a bully who thinks that threats and intimidation tactics will take him to the top.
Bif Jr, its just the other way around. People who take pipes to the heads of their fellow citizens invariable wind up at the very bottom of the ladder: sometimes they’re called convicts, other times loading dock workers, but never are they known as leaders.
They neither wind up with the best houses in the nicest neighborhoods nor to they wind up marry in the prettiest girl in the class, and they certainly don’t have the biggest bank accounts or become pillars of their community. Those kind of rewards are reserved for men who care about and look after their fellows. Those rewards go to people who can convince others to follow their lead. How many of your friends-if you have any-do you think you can convince to lake a seel pipe to the head of anyone? The number you answered tells you everything about your future as a leader of men, and your ability to be a winner in life.
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I did not know that Catholics believed in the cleansing power of the pipe! Who knew?
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Well anyway, I dont think I will be going to Wamego, Kansas any time soon. Who would want to go their anyway? Raiders suck, you will never win state!
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What a coincidence, my high school is also the Raiders, only we aren’t a bunch of bigoted assholes.
Your’s truly,
Pope Pixel I, Wench-Addict & all around piratey guy
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My my, we’re definitely still in Kansas, Toto.
Sorry, just had to do that.
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Now, now…..he has trouble using punctuation because while one hand is typing, the other hand is holding snakes.
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Ohh my —- living in Kansas is the nearest to hell you´ll ever get. God ore no gods.
Ohh…what ewer happens to you can only be good.
Grab the first thing going out of there.And hold it….
Trust me I’ve been there twice.
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You give southerners a bad name.
Piss off bigot
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A holy pipe of Catholicism! Wow I don’t remember reading that in the Bible… Sounds a bit Old Testament, this must be why my neighbor doesn’t want me to read the Old only the New.
In his noodlyness we pray, RAmen
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“I thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
It truly amazes me how the least literate can write some of the tightest irony you’ll ever find.
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