i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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Wow. I can feel the love over here…
Not meaning to be a bitch, but…um….as a Catholic you are supposed to love your neighbor. No matter what. But that doesn’t matter to you when after you’re done doing the Hokey Pokey For Christ, then you go to Confession to get your score card cleared. I wonder how many Hail Marys and Our Fathers they sentence to you when you want to hit someone with a metal pipe…
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“i am going to hit you with a crowbar”
goes really well with “love God, Love your neighbor”
i would understand your religions basic teachings before preaching
i hope that you become more tolerant of others, they have that in ethnicity, why not religion?
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Your concern has been noted, and put in the filing cabinet under “Attempt to care”.
Your gripe is important to us, please hold the line and we’ll get you in contact with someone who cares… current takers: 0
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I grew up Catholic and one of the songs we sang in church had the lyrics “And they will know we are Xtains, by our Love, by our love/And they will know we are Xtains by our love.” Guess we will now know they are Xtains because they’re wielding a steel pipe.
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Maybe it’s just me, but do inbred rednecks spend too much time on their computers and not enough worshiping their gods?
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Beating us over the head with a metal pipe? I wasn’t aware that I had somehow fallen upon a game of Cluedo.
Good luck with Catholicism.
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Apparently christians are taught violence as a key to quell the opinions of others they don’t agree with? Hey Raiders fan, don’t be a pussy and go all the way and just shoot him in the fuckin head. I mean why not…
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“i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
Is that what Jesus would have wanted? What happened to love your enemy or to turning the other cheek? I thought that that is what Jesus wants.
I just love how I, an atheist, am a better Christian than you.
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The only one capable of hitting prophet Bobby is Neo from the Matrix, and he would need several attempts to succeed.
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Hmmm, I think its very nice that they let people with mental disabilites on the football. Kansas must really be ahead of the curve with making people with such obvious lack of normal mentallity feel just as equal and capable as other people, three cheers for the retarded kansas football team
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Pfft, noone says you can’t think the FSM church is retarded, but the thing to do then is sit up, think ‘Wow, This is ****** retarded.’ and go do something else. If, on the other hand, you get some thoughts of murder, then admit you are a danger to society and go turn yourself in in the nearest mental clinic. The people there will help you and you would make the world a safer place.
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Yeah, peace and love, the supposed centers of Christianity. So whats this business about you being a devout Christian and wanting to beat my head in with a led pipe?
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Ok, lets set the record straight: verbal abuse=OK threatening assault with a deadly weapon=X .Also if Fascism is so “Retarded” why did you just demonstrate a basic principal ?
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You can already be charged with assault. Why not finish the job and go for battery. I think it would look good on your police record. Don’t you?
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well joe i think your the worlds biggest peice of shit. so there
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Oh how sweet. Please do feel free to drop by sometime, you sound like a lovely chap.
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@Chris
I took it one step farther. I not only found out what his name was, I e-mailed his English teacher. Any English typed that badly cannot be a simple mistake. I simply pointed out that perhaps Joe needed a little more help before he graduated. Some Kansans do get a great education, and I think that it should be all, rather than some.
Just doing my part,
Mart Lacrimarum
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Maybe we can collect all these wacko religions (Christianity, Judaism, Mormonism, Islam, etc, etc,) put them all on a distant island and let them “sort it out” with Joe’s pipe? Since they all such a propensity for violence–in the name of God, of course–the true god’s soldiers will ultimately prevail, right?
And while there kickin’ it with Joe’s pipe, we’ll be living in peace over here! :-)
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You fucking retard… don’t throw the word “redneck” around to give yourself an identity, being a true redneck has nothing to do with religion – especially your ridiculous one ; Catholicism is the biggest joke of all religion – and promotes good values and morals without the help of any religion.
It’s stupid fucks like you that make everyone think we’re backward uber-conservative bigots, so do us all a favor and keep your ignorant mouth shut.
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As for the rest of y’all, don’t think dumbfucks like this guy represents us, you’re just dipping into the ignorance pool (ironically an insult y’all use against us time and time again, claiming we all hate minorities, homosexuals, non-Christians, etc.), and the world already has enough people doing that.
And for all the inbred insults, as of ‘06, the state with the highest rate of incest is New Jersey, I didn’t bother finding out which state it’s been before then.
Every group has ignorant members, even this one, which I’ve seen a few times reading through this hate mail.
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LOL You’re christian and insulting OUR religion?
HAH!
It’s quite sad you come on this site JUST to insult us. =]
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Your god supports hitting Pastafarians over the head with a metal pipe?
Wow that’s pretty pathetic.
Have a nice day, redneck Bible-thumper!!
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I cannot believe someone said that to you,
Is that serious?
are there actually people out in this world that are that insane?
Can’t people take a joke? A pretty damn good one if I do say so myself.
Is this hillarious/clever website a threat to their religion?
Metal pipe, hah, offly specific, what a freakin’ creep!
And Catholic, hm.. interesting.
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O come on u people… i personally don’t believe in the fsm but really you shouldn’t be going around calling people losers because they believe in the FSM. HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF PEOPLE WENT AROUND TELLING YOU THAT YOU WERE A LOSER FOR BELIEVING SOMETHING HUH HUH???? AND YOu IDIOTS SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT UR DAMN CLOSE MINDED LIVES JUST LET A PERSON BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY WANT…ITS NOT GONNA HARM THEM sry bout the anger but i am so friken pissed at you people who cant just leave people alone about the FSM. O and also you kansas person what are you mr perfect?? Going to the SCHOOL BOARD?? Yet you still wanna beat people over the heads with metal pipes. HMM maybe you should get your mind straight before talking shit about other peoples minds.
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I was raised a catholic. I used to get fed up in church. I was always told to sit up, stand up, lean over etc. I just wished the priest could pick a position then fuck me.
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Well, You are the loser, and that’s why you threaten people with a PIPE, you coward. Come to Michigan with your little pipe and see what happens to you. Coward. Coward.
Coward.
Coward.
Oh yeah….. Did I mention that you are a COWARD?
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I enjoy the whole Lineman remark at the end, do you have somthing to prove to internet atheists?
wait a lineman? That must mean you’re fat.
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I think Joe has no idea of what Fascism is. So I have taken the trouble of finding this very short film for Joe to watch. It is only two minutes long and it clearly demonstrates the 14 characteristics of Fascism. I hope very much that Joe watches it. Thank you.
http://www.bushflash.com/14.html
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You want to do WHAT to us? Messed up my Catholic friend. I’m so glad FSM doesn’t promote mindless violence that all this hate mail keeps suggesting.
Ima go eat a bowl of pasta. later-
P.S. It’s FASCISM.
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Lol, Benny the Ball, loved your video. =D
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I worship metal pipes,so if you insult my religion again I`ll split your head with an antfeather…
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What a great way to represent your school and your religion with such horrible grammar, punctuation and disrespect. I guess that explains the redneck part, though.
GO RAIDERS!
JK about the redneck part… I know that’s insulting to those that are respectful. They got me to love 4×4’s, ATV’s and sand dunes. :P
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if you were the one who read that message…
well you couldve basically stoped a portion of FSM.
well i have no evidence, i cant trust you now since your such a SM hater
if you reall ydid present that message you couldve tweaked it a little to turn ppl against it
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Ummm….Raiders? Football does he think this will make us support his teams? Like oh he’s trying to insult us but he like WHS Football and the raiders…holy shit I have to as well or I’ll get the pipe.
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hitting someone with a metal pole. that’ll go down well with god. lol
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Has anyone noticed that a metal pipe bears a striking resemblance to a Noodle? This can’t be coincidence. Joe has clearly been touched by the Noodly Appendage and is struggling to reconcile the Truth against his prior indoctrination. It’s odd, though, most Catholics I’ve met are far more tolerant than this.
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As far as those concerned with the word ‘facism’, Joe doesn’t mean fascism, the authoritarian, nationalistic ideological and political control of races and nations, but rather Fascism, the religious worship of membranous connective tissues, such as those surrounding circulatory and nervous systems. These too have strong resemblance to Noodles, which again can’t be coincidence, but rather is more evidence of his contact with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I wish Joe all the best in his internal struggle during this crisis of Faith, and hope that, should his prior beliefs prove correct, he doesn’t burn forever in Hell for his uncontrollable hatred of those unlike him. As pirates, though, we should all commend his support of the Raiders, and find there further evidence of Joe’s ultimate conversion to Pastafarianism!
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As for anything else: The Flying Spaghetti Monster said it, I believe it, and that settles it! RAmen.
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Nooooooooooooooooo!
Why must I live in the same state as this lunitic?!?!?
I must go hide under my bed now!
Bye!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥R’Amen♥
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Wow. These so called “Christians” certainly do not seem so loving as they would like to tell eveyone they are. What’s the word I’m looking for…Hypocracy? Hateful? Intolerant? Fanatics?
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That’s funny…someone who lives in one of the world’s largest pieces of shit throwing that description at our prophet.
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Let’s see…you think facism is retarded, but here you are (probably in hunting boots) anxious to beat people who disagree with you with a lead pipe. Hey, get yourself a black shirt and a cropped hairdo and you’d fit right in with Mussolini’s boys.
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“i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
How I love the peace and friendlyness of the bible.
May the FSM touch you and show you the one true path
RAmen
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From one loving catholic to another, I’m pretty sure that
a) calling someone a piece of shit and
b) threatening to beat some ones head in with a metal pipe
for having a sense of humor goes against the teachings of our church??? Correct me if I am wrong…..
Love Alison (St Kevins Parish)
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I have found that the FSM is a loving god, who encompasses all religions. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not discriminate against other religions, so why should they discriminate against ours. I find that there is no more proof for the Christian God than there is for the FSM. When Christianity teaches acceptance and tolerance, why are you all so against this, when it is somewhat like what you believe. I think you should try the 30 day god-back guarantee, and discover the wonderful touch of his noodly appendage
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I see that you are another tolerant Christian. Way to go.
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“i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong”
So, a harmless bit of fun with spaghetti is worse than the persecution and deaths of 6,000,000 jewish people..
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appreciate the info guys, thanks
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I live in Crawfordville myself! It sucks here. Bible thumping morons who don’t know a tenth of the Bible they’re preaching. Wamego Kansas? If you insist. Simply to prove the fact that Christians are probably the most violent Religion to ever exist.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
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