i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit

Published by Bobby Henderson April 28th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders

[I added the bold. -bobby]

144 Responses to “i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit”

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141 - July 31st, 2008 at - Lisa Says:

“i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
How I love the peace and friendlyness of the bible.

May the FSM touch you and show you the one true path
RAmen
142 - September 25th, 2008 at - Alison Australia Says:

From one loving catholic to another, I’m pretty sure that
a) calling someone a piece of shit and
b) threatening to beat some ones head in with a metal pipe
for having a sense of humor goes against the teachings of our church??? Correct me if I am wrong…..

Love Alison (St Kevins Parish)
143 - October 21st, 2008 at - Mehof Says:

I have found that the FSM is a loving god, who encompasses all religions. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not discriminate against other religions, so why should they discriminate against ours. I find that there is no more proof for the Christian God than there is for the FSM. When Christianity teaches acceptance and tolerance, why are you all so against this, when it is somewhat like what you believe. I think you should try the 30 day god-back guarantee, and discover the wonderful touch of his noodly appendage
144 - November 27th, 2008 at - spaghetti lover Says:

I see that you are another tolerant Christian. Way to go.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American