i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
LOL You’re christian and insulting OUR religion?
HAH!
It’s quite sad you come on this site JUST to insult us. =]
Your god supports hitting Pastafarians over the head with a metal pipe?
Wow that’s pretty pathetic.
Have a nice day, redneck Bible-thumper!!
I cannot believe someone said that to you,
Is that serious?
are there actually people out in this world that are that insane?
Can’t people take a joke? A pretty damn good one if I do say so myself.
Is this hillarious/clever website a threat to their religion?
Metal pipe, hah, offly specific, what a freakin’ creep!
And Catholic, hm.. interesting.
O come on u people… i personally don’t believe in the fsm but really you shouldn’t be going around calling people losers because they believe in the FSM. HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF PEOPLE WENT AROUND TELLING YOU THAT YOU WERE A LOSER FOR BELIEVING SOMETHING HUH HUH???? AND YOu IDIOTS SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT UR DAMN CLOSE MINDED LIVES JUST LET A PERSON BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY WANT…ITS NOT GONNA HARM THEM sry bout the anger but i am so friken pissed at you people who cant just leave people alone about the FSM. O and also you kansas person what are you mr perfect?? Going to the SCHOOL BOARD?? Yet you still wanna beat people over the heads with metal pipes. HMM maybe you should get your mind straight before talking shit about other peoples minds.
I was raised a catholic. I used to get fed up in church. I was always told to sit up, stand up, lean over etc. I just wished the priest could pick a position then fuck me.
Well, You are the loser, and that’s why you threaten people with a PIPE, you coward. Come to Michigan with your little pipe and see what happens to you. Coward. Coward.
Coward.
Coward.
Oh yeah….. Did I mention that you are a COWARD?
I enjoy the whole Lineman remark at the end, do you have somthing to prove to internet atheists?
wait a lineman? That must mean you’re fat.
I think Joe has no idea of what Fascism is. So I have taken the trouble of finding this very short film for Joe to watch. It is only two minutes long and it clearly demonstrates the 14 characteristics of Fascism. I hope very much that Joe watches it. Thank you.
You want to do WHAT to us? Messed up my Catholic friend. I’m so glad FSM doesn’t promote mindless violence that all this hate mail keeps suggesting.
Ima go eat a bowl of pasta. later-
P.S. It’s FASCISM.
Lol, Benny the Ball, loved your video. =D
I worship metal pipes,so if you insult my religion again I`ll split your head with an antfeather…
What a great way to represent your school and your religion with such horrible grammar, punctuation and disrespect. I guess that explains the redneck part, though.
GO RAIDERS!
JK about the redneck part… I know that’s insulting to those that are respectful. They got me to love 4×4’s, ATV’s and sand dunes. :P
if you were the one who read that message…
well you couldve basically stoped a portion of FSM.
well i have no evidence, i cant trust you now since your such a SM hater
if you reall ydid present that message you couldve tweaked it a little to turn ppl against it
Ummm….Raiders? Football does he think this will make us support his teams? Like oh he’s trying to insult us but he like WHS Football and the raiders…holy shit I have to as well or I’ll get the pipe.
hitting someone with a metal pole. that’ll go down well with god. lol
Has anyone noticed that a metal pipe bears a striking resemblance to a Noodle? This can’t be coincidence. Joe has clearly been touched by the Noodly Appendage and is struggling to reconcile the Truth against his prior indoctrination. It’s odd, though, most Catholics I’ve met are far more tolerant than this.
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As far as those concerned with the word ‘facism’, Joe doesn’t mean fascism, the authoritarian, nationalistic ideological and political control of races and nations, but rather Fascism, the religious worship of membranous connective tissues, such as those surrounding circulatory and nervous systems. These too have strong resemblance to Noodles, which again can’t be coincidence, but rather is more evidence of his contact with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I wish Joe all the best in his internal struggle during this crisis of Faith, and hope that, should his prior beliefs prove correct, he doesn’t burn forever in Hell for his uncontrollable hatred of those unlike him. As pirates, though, we should all commend his support of the Raiders, and find there further evidence of Joe’s ultimate conversion to Pastafarianism!
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As for anything else: The Flying Spaghetti Monster said it, I believe it, and that settles it! RAmen.
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Why must I live in the same state as this lunitic?!?!?
I must go hide under my bed now!
Bye!
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♥R’Amen♥
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Wow. These so called “Christians” certainly do not seem so loving as they would like to tell eveyone they are. What’s the word I’m looking for…Hypocracy? Hateful? Intolerant? Fanatics?
That’s funny…someone who lives in one of the world’s largest pieces of shit throwing that description at our prophet.
Let’s see…you think facism is retarded, but here you are (probably in hunting boots) anxious to beat people who disagree with you with a lead pipe. Hey, get yourself a black shirt and a cropped hairdo and you’d fit right in with Mussolini’s boys.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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