i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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@ChrisB: I would be very careful if I were you. You might want to start with an applied mathematics or physics club and subtly sneak in reverences to the FSM. I live above your country’s border so I don’t know just how much trouble you could get into but I’ve noticed over the past 2 decades a huge Christian movement growing that completely disallows freedom of thought. And there are those who are not afraid to hurt someone who thinks thoughts that are not proper if you know what I mean. Correct me if I’m wrong but this is just something that I’ve noticed and I generally take a vacation down south 2 or 3 times a year. Get’s awful cold up here doncha know!
“facism”
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Line of sheeple following each other, knuckles dragging and nose unto anus?
How is this fascism? Unless your own fundamentalist religion (Christianity in general, not just Catholicism) are those who are fascist. Because the whole complete loyalty to someone who tells you what a book says, sounds a lot like complete loyalty to a state which dictates you it’s own laws. No equality under the law.
I believe this hate mail might be faked, it’s just me, but who would seriously make a death threat followed by an advertisement for a football team?
Why do you people in general have trouble finding the shift-key?
Doesnt everyone just love redneck pride, i get shivers down my spin every time i hear that people like this have the power to choose a president! Why are people afraid of what they can not fathom!
kev123, If only sterilization were still legal… what a wonderful world it would be :D
The worlds biggest piece of shit?
I have often wondered what that is. Are we talking length or total weight? I mean I would think that an elephant might get that prize, but what about a sperm whale? I mean its hard to measure his shit because I would think it falls apart after hitting the water. Still Im sure someone has done some research on the subject.
Joe is a desperately confused person, but that’s what religion does to you. No Joe, try to get your brain around Liberalism, it’s not like Fasism? If your brain hurts, just lie down a while!
Archaeolowench - He can’t get his sister to do his homework, her job is to rear his redneck hillbilly offspring. Then Grampa Crosseyes delivers the sunday school sermon with the holy headbashing metal pipe! Remember the [removed] family motto - have respect for grampa, he fathered maw and paw.
Point of interest - Notice how close Catholic and Alcoholic are? Coincidence? I’m thinking the FSM was drunk on night and played a joke on mankind.
Don’t you just love the caring spiritual sentiments of your fellow Americans!
“life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders”
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Your achievements are truly awe inspiring. It really explains the metal pipe.
Wait… wait… wait… Who knew there were redneck catholics? Wow… I never would have know.
its funny how your a life long catholic, who are supposed to be good and all that, yet you cause so much insult and are very rude too others.
If you cannot win your argument through logic and reason, territorial primate howling and verbal feces flinging will have to do. Go JOE. Carry on in the longstanding tradition of attacking everything that confuses you. Since your genetic material was obviously scooped out of the shallow end of the gene pool, that would include pretty much everything more complicated than…a pipe?
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
PC
Sad, but while Europe and Canada become more secular and less Christian, the US becomes more of a fundamentalist nuthouse. This country is doomed because of ignorant christians (un-capitalized intentionally)and southerners who are too inbred and moronic to shrug off the bonds of organized religion.
Just did research and it has been proven that Wamego, Kansas is the home of the biggest shit hole. Some bible thumping states have big balls of twine but this one happens to be the biggest shit hole. It explains why this redneck has so much anger. I am truly surprised that he was intelligent enough to actually use a computer. I guess even hillbillies have some brain cells.
you spelled “fascism” wrong. good job.
It’s obvious what a wonderful person your religion has made you, Joe!! It must have been a great guidance throughout your life.
Even your God would consider beating someone’s head in with a metal pipe sinful. At least, I hope so.
Peace Love and Pirates to you, my fellow human. (You are human, aren’t you?)
May your hate and cruelty be stopped and replaced with love and tolerance one day. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage and bathe in the warmth of His Sauce.
RAmen.
1) if you are a Christian then you are sad and surprisingly unloving to your neighbor, arent you,
i would try to understand the basic teachings of your religion before you start trying to preach, hmm?
2) double 1 if any of your schools names start with St. or Saint
jeff: i know, aren’t they so… tolerant…