i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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¡be beat in my head with a metal pipe?, is a beautifull way to die ,in FSM’s name. Like a crucifixion¡ (excuse my english, i am learning it now)
!be beat in my head with a metal pipe?¡, is a beautifull way to die,i FSM’s name. Like a crucifixion¡.(excuse my english,i am learnin it now)
At least he’s sincere. Did he read the letter TO the School Board? If so, thanks!
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RAmen.
“Kansas is one of the slowest-growing states in the nation, according to U.S. Census Bureau estimates to be released today.”
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“The Census Bureau reported last year more people were leaving Kansas than arriving. More than 276,000 people moved to Kansas during the late 1990s, but 284,000 people left for another state.”
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Source: http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2004/dec/22/kansas_population_growth/
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I wonder why?
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Maybe people from FL should move there.
No, no, Joe. You must have your little sister take your English exams. If you want to be taken seriously, you had better get her to write your emails for you.
Here is the corrected version:
I personally think you are the world’s biggest piece of shit. I live in Kansas and read your letter to the school board [ambiguous language: did you read Bobby’s letter or did you read it to the school board?]. I have to admit I thought that fascism was the most retarded thing I’d ever heard [poor use of language, as one cannot hear a political philosophy. If you meant “heard of” it could be acceptible in casual speach, but in written communication you should not leave a dangling participle; the sentence should read : “I have to admit I thought that fascism was the most retarded thing about which I had ever heard.” If that seems too formal how about: “…fascism was the most retarded thing I’ve ever studied.” Also, the use of retarded in this context is both incorrect and offensive; you should choose a more appropriate adjective, such as stupid or evil], but now I realize I’m wrong. I hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe. Hey, come to Wamego, Kansas and I’m sure somebody can make sure that happens [double use of the word “sure” in this short sentence is very clumsy; consider removing the second one].
Sincerely, Joe [last name removed to protect you better than you have protected yourself]
Life-long Catholic
Redneck and proud of it
WHS football lineman
Go Raiders! [these sentence fragments, in this context, are acceptible but should be on separate lines]
I hope this helps.
Scooter- Interesting how in just over 24 hours the webpage you referred to for the WHS Science Department has been removed. I’m interested to know what was on it, as I would like to judge for myself how silly it was. Although, by reading our pipe-wielding Catholic friend’s post, I think I already know…
I teach at a high school where they just started an “Awesome God Squad” Club. I’m considering starting my own “Use Your Noodle” Club. Anyone out there have any pointers on how to do this and keep my job?
Funny, he thinks we care…
I wonder if he supports the kkk too?
this is the best. thank you for finally trying to do something about major religions effecting schools, and modern society. FSM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-fuck you jesus. burn in hell
Ahhhh! Professor Plum. It was Joe, with the lead pipe, in the vestibule!
He’s obviously not a real red-neck. If he was he’d use an assault rifle. Good fer huntin’ too!
If you allow your 13 year old daughter to smoke at the table,
in front of her kid, you must be a red-neck!
Betcha he’s got a bald little banjo player on his front porch too!
But I must apologise. One should know better than to pick on the handicapped. It’s not his fault. He can’t help the way he is. He’s quite obviously the product of a broken home. Orphaned and left to the devices of the local priest. Sad really. Now there’s nothing left but rage, jealousy, and a complete misunderstanding of the true meaning of, well, something. I’m not quite sure what though.
Oh. a high school football star! Im scared now! I guess when you live in bumfukanoware, Kansas and you devote your life to shit like the catholic church, high school football would be your life’s greatest achievement.
“terrible piece of fascism you all are. NOW DIE FOR BEING DIFFERENT.” hahaha. what a prat. i will never understand why people like joe [removed] choose freely to use words the describe them as insults.
This man/teenager/boy is truly an example of how mankind should strive to be.
Jesus didn’t preach peace skillfully enough apparently.
@ UhhKris
RAmen, brother.
I wonder if he supports the kkk too?
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Not if he’s RC. Them white sheet boys don’t like the RC.
@ChrisB-
“I teach at a high school where they just started an “Awesome God Squad” Club. I’m considering starting my own “Use Your Noodle” Club. Anyone out there have any pointers on how to do this and keep my job?”
How about anonymously. You’d have to make up some kind of FSM headgear to hide your face, and always remember to put on a different shirt before going to meetings. And speak through a voice synthesizer.
Joe must have been designed by a complete fuckwit.
Heathen! How dare ye insult or threaten HIS mouthpiece on this great world! Beware, for ye follow a leader whose hat was meant for a rabbit, whilst we follow HIM and follow HIS Gospel!
All praise His Noodliness!
Is it creepy that I took the time to figure out where this kid goes to school and then his last name???
Let go of your hatred, Joe, for your own sake. You harm your own spirit by harboring it and letting it grow into violent rage.
I pray that you may feel the gentle, healing touch of His Noodly Appendage. No matter how you fight against him, he loves you! And you would be amazed at the peace and joy that he wants to give you, if you will but open your heart to accept it.