i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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Another idiot who gives his name and town out to the depths of the Internet.
Spectacular.
@ WHS footbal lineman.
Ever see back to the future, kid?
There was a character in that movie named Bif Tannen and he was no one grow up to be like.
My greatest fear for you is you will grow up to be a real world Bif Tannen–stupid and a bully who thinks that threats and intimidation tactics will take him to the top.
Bif Jr, its just the other way around. People who take pipes to the heads of their fellow citizens invariable wind up at the very bottom of the ladder: sometimes they’re called convicts, other times loading dock workers, but never are they known as leaders.
They neither wind up with the best houses in the nicest neighborhoods nor to they wind up marry in the prettiest girl in the class, and they certainly don’t have the biggest bank accounts or become pillars of their community. Those kind of rewards are reserved for men who care about and look after their fellows. Those rewards go to people who can convince others to follow their lead. How many of your friends-if you have any-do you think you can convince to lake a seel pipe to the head of anyone? The number you answered tells you everything about your future as a leader of men, and your ability to be a winner in life.
I did not know that Catholics believed in the cleansing power of the pipe! Who knew?
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Well anyway, I dont think I will be going to Wamego, Kansas any time soon. Who would want to go their anyway? Raiders suck, you will never win state!
What a coincidence, my high school is also the Raiders, only we aren’t a bunch of bigoted assholes.
Your’s truly,
Pope Pixel I, Wench-Addict & all around piratey guy
My my, we’re definitely still in Kansas, Toto.
Sorry, just had to do that.
Now, now…..he has trouble using punctuation because while one hand is typing, the other hand is holding snakes.
Ohh my —- living in Kansas is the nearest to hell you´ll ever get. God ore no gods.
Ohh…what ewer happens to you can only be good.
Grab the first thing going out of there.And hold it….
Trust me I’ve been there twice.
You give southerners a bad name.
Piss off bigot
A holy pipe of Catholicism! Wow I don’t remember reading that in the Bible… Sounds a bit Old Testament, this must be why my neighbor doesn’t want me to read the Old only the New.
In his noodlyness we pray, RAmen
“I thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
It truly amazes me how the least literate can write some of the tightest irony you’ll ever find.
What a maroon… maybe he should back to school and re-do his spelling tests.
“i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong”
1) Thank FSM that atleast he now realizes the joys of facism.
Oh Joe…
“life long catholic”
I am not certain how often i have read those words… but they hurt.
Child indoctrination into any religion ought to be outlawed… you are the perfect example of a Christian extremist, and while the president may be proud of people like you, perhaps you should consider that pipe yourself. Just take it like a lineman….
Hey, now.
Let’s not completely diss on Kansas.
I live there and I believe.
Not all of us are bigots, homophobes, racists, or straight-up assholes.
Have faith, friends.
RAmen.
I never knew my Daddy, he left home when I was knee high to a noodly appendage, but my Momma told me he was a proud hate mongering lifelong Catholic redneck pipe wielding lineman from Kansas. All praise the FSM!!! He has brought us together - I found me my long lost Papa! RAmen!
someone needs to teach this “proud redneck” that he is the fascist.. Wanting to kill people who believe something different, sounds a lot more like Hitler than wanting to maintain the US Constitution’s separation of church and state.
lol, the funny thing is christianity is just the same as pastafarianism just not as cool. we got our overseer with “noodly appendage” and they’ve got mass…ON THE WEEKEND. lol again.
-jono
lol some more
I hope he realizes that although we actually are a peaceful group we have fanatics as well. Now this joe character has put himself at risk for a violent member that follows hollywood pirates rather than real ones.
This idiot only believes what he does because he lives well below the bible belt, somewhere in the bible crotch, i hope he gets over his self indulgent attitude and realizes not everyone is just like him.
@ Joe (removed) I respect your opinion. I don’t agree with it, however I do hope nothing bad befalls anyone esp. the prophet. I do hope you learn some tolerance…I think you will find many thoughts on this issue in the bible or my personal favorite the Gospel Of The FSM. Also, I hope your football team does well. GO RAIDERS!!