i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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If the issue of intelligent design was an indicator or a poorly run school system, this letter only serves as evidence to solidify that conclusion. Not only is the system run by morons, but its producing more of them.
Is this the status of religious education in Kansas as well? People running around, claiming a religion, with no knowledge of the basic tenets? How embarrassing for humanity.
I’m guessing Joe has absolutely no idea what fascism is. Or pretty much anything else, for that matter. Being a lineman in American football is a great way to get numerous severe and lingering head injuries, and we can easily see the evidence in Joe’s post. Look for him later in life as he pursues a lucrative career as a greeter at Wal-Mart.
Calm down,chaps!
This is an improvement. 500 years ago they would have burned us. Only a week or two back it was shooting, hanging from a Redwood tree and throwing in the sea.
Now bashing with pipes may not be ideal treatment, but at least it’s survivable in principle.
At this rate we may see some quite reasonable Christians in as little as 1,000 years.
Greetings from our sleepy Herefordshire village in the UK.
joe,
Rather than risk injury or jail, why don’t we rent out a stadium and invite all the gods to show up for a battle. I’ll worship the winner. Also, if only one shows up, I’ll worship that one.
Think about it. How many will show up? (Answer) None.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but facism is the act of trying to be like Templeton Peck, isn’t it?
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Come to Wamego, Home of the agressive plumbers
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Raiders suck monkeys!
Who is the ‘you’ to whom you are referring? Are you addressing Him, the divine Flying Spaghetti Monster?
If so, I understand fully why you might think this. I also sometimes wonder about the shit-like balls with which He is often portrayed. Maybe they are really the worlds biggest piece of shits and not meatballs (or testicles or ovaries) as many Pastafarians believe.
Is the Catholic priest in your community aware of your violent feelings toward followers of other faiths? Perhaps you should take a few moments to discuss this issue with him. I assume he, the priest, is a him. That is still the practice among Catholics, yes?
Obviously there are places in this country where you can be assaulted and even murdered by loving Christians for not being Christian and bothering to say so. Or in the case of FSM, simply pointing out the silliness of a Christian-inspired fascist takeover of the public schools.
Apparently in Kansas they’re too busy teaching Intelligent Design to bother teaching proper grammar. You placed commas where they weren’t necessary, and left a comma out of the ONE place it did belong (Wamego, Kansas).
This letter needs no more ridiculing. It has everything a good hate mail should have. Great punctuation, correct spelling, non-hypocritical subtext, excellent articulation, perfect reasoning and, of course, a powerful and original message.
St John: Good point, but you have to admit, the spelling was immaculate compared to most others.
StJason: Along the same lines, at least it wasn’t in all caps. Apparently the guy just capitalizes what he thinks is important in life, like “WHS Football”
Regardless, I’m going along with Cocasian’s point: not very Christian-like at all.
Mocking the FSM is a very serious offense. You will be subject to eternal suffering in boiling tomato sauce after dying a slow, painful death.
Interesting. This lifeform appears to be trying to communicate. Can anyone make it out?
Wow, you sure do sound like one of those whacked out bible thumpers… I would characterize you further, but it really isn’t the Pastafarian way… we just look on you with pity, and maybe giggle sometimes, but only because you say so many idiotic things. Not because we feel superior… the FSM made that fairly clear that all his children were equals, unless maybe there was an out in the 2 lost rules… Your god, sadly was just jealous of the true creator, and as he tricked you away from his Noodliness, he made you all pissy. It can’t be pleasant to be on the rag all the time as you are now. Return to the true way of the Pastafarian, and you may still get in on the beer volcano.
I suspect that Joe the “good catholic” has been tripping again! All those drugs do tend to twist peoples minds and turn them into raving, violent idiots.
“On 7 November 2000, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration discovered one of the country’s largest LSD lab inside a converted military missile silo in Wamego.”
Wow, how Christian of you. Did you even read the bible? The New Testament? Do you know anything about the teachings of Jesus Christ who you claim to follow as a Catholic? You must have completely skipped over that part. Here is a clue if you only follow the teachings of the Old Testament, your not a Christian. It’s sad that someone who professes to be a life long Catholic doesn’t even understand the tenents of their own religion.
You should say you’re proud to be small minded, volentarily stupid, and violent. I’m sure Jesus would be proud of you (that is sarcasm). After all he was all about beating people up and intollerance (also sarcasm, look that word up).
It’s the weak mind that resorts to threats and violence.
Dude, I grew up in Topeka. You don’t want to go to Wamego.
Think Children of the Corn crossed with Bible Camp.
That is all.
Ramen.
Yes, he wishes PAIN or DEATH in the name of his god.
He has a very powerful god.
I shall wear an eyepatch and mock him.
Take that, pipe-wielder!
For some odd reason I envision Joe looking like the character ‘Sloth’ from the movie “Goonies”.
“THE WORLD’S BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT.’
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Wow, I’ve always wanted to be a world record holder.
Piece? As in singular? While I’m assuming that you are insulting Bobby, you really ought to realize that by extension you are attempting to mock all of us. I can now safely ignore you.