i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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how very christian of you?!?
If you have so much faith in God, why don’t you hope that we go to hell for our beliefs and suffer there like the pieces of shit that we are? Because I guess it’s not enough for us to suffer for eternity…. is it?
No…
I guess Jesus died for you… so you could fight for his cause.
Maybe you should take a 2nd read of that book you’ve been following… or possibly a 1st read b/c nothing you are saying shows me that you have read it at all.
i wish people would just leave us and our beliefs alone. We don’t criticise other people’s religion (no matter how ridiculous we think it is) all we ask is that we aren’t given a lower standard than other religions or sects. and that people consider the benefits of wearing an eye patch.
Facism. Is that like a theory or doctrine based on the face? Sounds fun.
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You’d probably be able to sell it a little better if you didn’t make such fascist statements about beating people’s heads in.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Faecism (don’t even go there)
*Sigh*
Is it really that hard to find the ’shift’ key? How about the ‘period’?
By giving this to us, we already know you are a drooling asshat, why not sew some seeds of doubt and at least try and stick to the basics of grammar?
Hey, Bobby, how do you resist not submitting these guys to every spam-generator and porn signup ever made? I don’t think I could resist the urge to burst his inbox with Martha Stewart and Teens in Bondage.
Raiders… lol. That’s that team that - for 2 decades now - is milking the name they made in in 80s??
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I moved my madden franchize team and named them the Pirates.
Half their home games are played in the snow. Coincidence?
dude, this religion is just as far out as yours, just because it’s different doesn’t give u any reason to badmouth it, give everyone a chance :)
WHS Raiders? Check out their Science Department:
http://www.usd320.k12.ks.us/HighSchool/Departments/default.aspx
Go ahead and click on the link: “Integrated Science Lessons Web Page”
And regarding his failings in punctuation and grammar:
http://online.ksde.org/rcard/dist_assess.aspx?assess_type=1&org_no=D0320&grade=11&subgroup=1
As a good Pastafarian, I am only presenting the evidence. It is up to you to make your own decision about what you read.
have you ever heard of the expression “you shall not judge” from the bible?
seems as you have not.
so Meeeh! on you and see you in hell!(if it does exist)
If any Pastafarians are in the vicinity of Wamego can they please pop into St. Bernards Catholic Church and have a word with Fr. John J. Pilcher and ask him to point out to his flock that beating peoples heads in with metal pipe isn’t a specific requirement of catholicism.
It may be a specific requirement of being a redneck though, I don’t proffess to know.
I seriously doubt that Joe ever went to school. Maybe he was homeschooled by is catholic redneck par-ents? Either way his mail is very funny - although kind of sad too.
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Poor misguided redneck…
Ow! The rare violence-espousing, cussing tongue-lashing from a Christian stings.
Chris is right. One of the most noble causes of Pastafarianism is a desperate attempt to allow people such as yourself to stop and consider. Is your religion really any more normal? Is there really any difference between believing in the FSM and believing in an almighty “god” who can do ANYTHING, whenEVER he wants and yet can’t get humans such as myself to believe in him and has never shown himself?
Conor a.k.a Father Tagliatelli
HEY! I’m personally offended by the number of comma’s and lack of period in that statement. If you are going to make a run-on sentence you might as well end it properly. I think WHS needs to work on their English program. I do like is the opportunity for a test of the power of his God in this piece. If for some reason a divine pipe comes out of the sky and bops me on the head; you will have turned my heart to the Lord. Until then I suggest that you become a pirate. Just like hedging your bets and going to church for heaven, I think that you should do yourself (and the world) a favor and invest in an eye patch.
BD
life long skeptic
pirate and proud of it
GOOOO SCHOOL!!!!
He sure is violent..
Its not this persons lack of brains I’m worried about… it is entire town of Wamego that I worry about. He pretty much just said that nobody in his town is open to different view points. How can a society continue to grow if the people of the society refuse to make change?
You need to look up “fascism” in the dictionary, moron. It’s a political term, not a religious one. And one if its traits, ironically enough, involves “forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism,” much like you’re doing to us.
As with so many Christians, those things they most strongly oppose are often also one of their secret desires…
St John, it’s always a pleasure reading your posts. You’re a legend!
Guys like this give Kansans a bad name. Next time I’m in Wamego (aka hole in the ground), I’ll be sure to put Propaganda on all the cars in the HS. :)
Hey Joe, how do you feel about some elements of Islam who interpret the concept of Jihad as a muslims duty to wage war on ‘infidels’ just because they are not muslims? You know like Osama and his mates did on 9/11?
I guess you think that violence towards other people is o.k. as long as they have different religious views to you, hey?
Please don’t discriminate solely against pastafarians - a good catholic should hate all non-catholic religions equally.
Hey Joe,
After your threat of physical violence you forgot to say, “In Jesus Name. Amen.”
Lovely religion ya got there.