i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, hey come to wamego kansas and i’m sure somebody can make sure that happens
sincerely joe [removed]
life long catholic
redneck and proud of it
WHS Football lineman GO! Raiders
[I added the bold. -bobby]
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Your concern has been noted, and put in the filing cabinet under “Attempt to care”.
Your gripe is important to us, please hold the line and we’ll get you in contact with someone who cares… current takers: 0
I grew up Catholic and one of the songs we sang in church had the lyrics “And they will know we are Xtains, by our Love, by our love/And they will know we are Xtains by our love.” Guess we will now know they are Xtains because they’re wielding a steel pipe.
Maybe it’s just me, but do inbred rednecks spend too much time on their computers and not enough worshiping their gods?
Beating us over the head with a metal pipe? I wasn’t aware that I had somehow fallen upon a game of Cluedo.
Good luck with Catholicism.
Apparently christians are taught violence as a key to quell the opinions of others they don’t agree with? Hey Raiders fan, don’t be a pussy and go all the way and just shoot him in the fuckin head. I mean why not…
“i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe”
Is that what Jesus would have wanted? What happened to love your enemy or to turning the other cheek? I thought that that is what Jesus wants.
I just love how I, an atheist, am a better Christian than you.
The only one capable of hitting prophet Bobby is Neo from the Matrix, and he would need several attempts to succeed.
Hmmm, I think its very nice that they let people with mental disabilites on the football. Kansas must really be ahead of the curve with making people with such obvious lack of normal mentallity feel just as equal and capable as other people, three cheers for the retarded kansas football team
Pfft, noone says you can’t think the FSM church is retarded, but the thing to do then is sit up, think ‘Wow, This is ****** retarded.’ and go do something else. If, on the other hand, you get some thoughts of murder, then admit you are a danger to society and go turn yourself in in the nearest mental clinic. The people there will help you and you would make the world a safer place.
Yeah, peace and love, the supposed centers of Christianity. So whats this business about you being a devout Christian and wanting to beat my head in with a led pipe?
You can already be charged with assault. Why not finish the job and go for battery. I think it would look good on your police record. Don’t you?