You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea
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In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.
-Andrea
so you are a christian, but you think jesus isn’t real? Someone’s about to join the party.
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Orite. I fail to see your point. Are you capable of realizing there are other view points than yours? We say love one another and yourself, too. Just our God has balls ;]
Do you ridicule Hindus because many of their deities have many arms?
Do you ridicule Shintos (not sure if that is what they prefer to be called) because to them, every object has a spirit?
Do you ridicule other ideas because they’re not yours?
You claim an invisible, transcendent being with no form created everything and tries to tell people what is right and wrong, and you ridicule us?
You claim to have seen past Christianity, but you are no better than what Christianity is. Sure, it says it advocates what most would consider to be “good”, but in reality it is a power base, and its’ followers are used to suppress opposing viewpoints. Many have truly embodied the Christian ideals while still being open minded and tolerant. And this goes for all organized religion. With the exception of Buddhists – they’re pretty chill.
Well Andrea, you seem to be nothing more than a bigot.
Peace
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“I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.”
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Translate this as: “It’s beyond my brain capabilities.”
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Exploding Heads
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Hi Andrea.
You miss the point. Its not so much that we worship the FSM. We don’t. It is our alternative to the creationists wanting to make intelligent design to be taught in schools. If one theory is taught, surely all theories of creationism should be taught. Thus, the birth of the FSM. I understand. You took things a little to seriously. This is about a making a point, Andrea. Not about worshiping a god made out of spaghetti, that flies, who made a mountain, made a tree, and made a midgit.
Have a nice day!
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I’m sorry you have not seen the light
may pasta be with you
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So…what is your point exactly?
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Whatever. Have you SEEN the size of spaghetti meatballs? Very humbling, indeed.
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So you admit your “god” is incomprehensible, but you believe in it anyways. And it has to be described in human form because people are too stupid to understand something incomprehensible. And going on about “love” while using the f-word is a contradiction.
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Classic
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I think a Flying Spaghetti Monster with physical, describable properties is much more believable (and tasty) than the xian prototype.
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Yes Adrea it is a dick fight, and our GOD is the alpha male in the fight.
As a matter of fact I would contend you god is the ultimate beta male.
I base this on a book callled Sperm Wars by Robin Cook. In it he contends that people are not biologically monogamous. The best mating strategy for the human male is to spread his seed far and wide by impregnating as many females as possible. It’s a good strategy because with each release of semen, he produces enough spermatazoa to impregnate the entire female population of planet earth. In short, there no scarcity of reproductive resources so the behavioral predisposition natural selection has selected for males is promiscuity. Or as you might put it: Men are dogs.
As for the female: her reporductive resources are scarce, she produces only 1 egg a month and she wants to make sure she has the right male impregnate her. What’s the right male-well, that’s complicated. You see if a male impregnates her and then abandons her, odds are she’ll be unable to take care of her and her baby, and they’ll both die. However, just because a guy hangs around does not make his seed prime reproductive material. He may be a beta male-what modern american females refer to as a “nice guy”. He may hang around but his seed may be inferior to the bad boy love ‘em and leave ‘em alpha male type, and, as a consequence, she may waste a lot of time raising a weak kid who won;t live lone enought to reproduce anyway.
What’s a girl to do? Well Cook suggests that the best solution is for the girl to commit to the beta male and mate with him and when she is most fertile mate surreptitiously with the alpha male and become pregnant by him. That way the alpha males sperm and the beta males sperm have a sperm war in her vagina with hopefully the alpha males sperm winning. The beta male (read husband) thinks the little darling offspring is his and hangs around and raises the alpha males kid who thrives and lives to father the next generation. Isn’t natural selection sneaky?
Anyway, an extension of this theory is that God was invented to enforce fidelity by beta males. If there was an omniscient but sexless male (a “one true friend” in the terms of one of this blog’s posters), then the odds were increased that the beta males’ females would remain faithful when he had his back turned. Why because the woman can no longer say to herself “no one will ever know” if Yaweh is watching over her at all times and punishing all transgressions.
And what better watcher than Yaweh. Why? He possesses none of the attributes of an alpha male.
Think about it. Does he 1) Get lots of women? Of course not, even his only begotten son, was begotten without benefit of sexual intercourse.
Is he a leader of men? Well, consider the case of the Israelites who wander 40 year aroun the Sinai before he was able to lead them to the “Promised Land”. I’m pretty sure any halfway decent leader could get his people there is an couple of weeks. Hell with the aid of GPS and a well maintained Mercedes I would probably drive it in 12 hours.
How about a protector of Loved Ones: Please don’t everyone guffaw at once. When he wasn’t getting his own kid nailed to a tree, he was drowning all but eight people, or burying whole towns in fire and brimstone. And he sure hasn’t done a lot for his chosen people, when you consider the
Babalonian captivity, Roman Occupation, Spanish Inquisition and the Holocost.
Finally, How emotionall normal is he? Well what kind of drama queen tells his best friend that he needs to kill his kid to stay friends with him, and then relents because he was “just testing”.
In short, your god is an evolutionary maladaption, and to the extent you follow the reporducive strategy mandated by Judeo-Christainity, you insure that humankind will produce loser beta kids. That why we need to win the “dick fight” with Yaweh.
Ramen
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Well said, Andrea, and with excellent grammar, to boot. That’s a luxury you critics often don’t afford us. That said, go back and read the history of this site. You got lazy and clearly fired off your message without knowing the whole story. Sorry, whole fucking story.
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Be careful Andrea. You border on rational and intelligent. If your priest finds out you will probably get the pirate “boot”.
‘… but you are always welcome in the mighty, tentacly arms of the spaghetti monster.
Keep reading and I think you just might get it!! Seriously. You are very close! Good luck!
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Yes, as a matter of fact we are kidding you.
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Andrea, When I hear a girl say fucking and kidding in the same sentence, I guess you think the penis is too large. My suggestion is that if you are afraid of ‘taking it all in’, go slowly at first and find a comfortable position. You will be pleasantly surprised at what you can pleasurably accomodate with the right partner. – Fizz
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Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”.
So I guess you could say lots of other things in your religion have been.. ‘Dumbed down’.. or perhaps, ‘Skewed and changed’?
You are just angry Cause FSM hasn’t touched you with his noodly appendage yet.
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I would just like to state for the record that I am neither fucking nor kidding you at the moment.
But let’s leave those options open, OK? Arrrr!
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Actually, I don’t blame you for getting upset at what you read here, considering your stated position on Christianity. But the thing is, this whole movement was inspired by and is still fueled primarily by the religious wackos who are trying to push their insipid, hateful, and dangerous version of Christianity on everyone else. That said, many people here, but not all, are non-religious, and they don’t feel compelled to cut any religion any slack. They are all variations on a theme, after all, and not a very nice theme, even if good things can be found in some of them.
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One more thing. Being a religious person you are probably more inclined to “believe” and take things at face value than to question the validity or original intent of statements such as “God is love” and “My God has bigger balls than your God.” Otherwise, you would have seen what people here were really saying in all that “bigger balls” stuff, and what people in your circle are actually saying when they say “God is love.”
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Andrea, A lot of people write that they, “came across this site”. I am formally asking the women of legal age to please post links to pictures of them doing so. -Fizz
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I still don’t understand why Christians feel so threatened towards things that aren’t…. Christiany…
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The Christian god does not look like a human? He just takes a human form so we can comprehend him or something? What about the whole creating man in his own image thing? Surely some amorphous blob god created man in his infinite boredom, and then made him the central, most important part of the physical world. If you don’t think that humans are intended by God to be the center of the universe (after the jealous God of course), then you don’t belong in any Abrahamic faiths. Also if he’s an amorphous blob, I think he could be a spaghetti monster.
“I…form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us”
Yes, pretty common amongst the modern religious (although many don’t admit it). Some of us cut out the middle man and form opinions without paying heed to superstitious, sanctimonious holy men. I believe the golden rule is a no-brainer in every culture, whether religion tells them about it or not.
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We get a RSS feed for everything, and for hate mail, it is possible to get a feed for everything but the hate mail? That’s pretty boring stuff.
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Umm…wasnt there this whole thing in the bible about Adam being created in God’s form? Yea, pretty sure that was in there somewhere, maybe the beginning.
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You must be fucking kidding me..
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“…what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand…”
Hey, speak for yourself! My brain is perfectly capable of understanding, thank you very much.
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Dear Andrea
You are very confused. Fucking is what the leaders of some other religions do to their followers. Especially the cute little altar boys get fucked a lot. But never, not one time, has a Pastafarian leader been accused, let alone convicted of fucking their followers. Pastafarians are the most honest, decent and most accepting human beings on this planet. Pastafarians fuck no one except those to whom they are lovingly committed. And they always finish last! Please have as much respect for Pastafarians as they have for you.
Yours in loving fucking
Ron
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Huh…I wasn’t aware that GOD presented himself in human form in the first place….
Pretty sure God and Jesus …if they exist in your mind…were two seperate people…
You should probably get your facts straight next time so you don’t sound like a dumbass…
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen
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This one is legit because someone don’t english good. Probably don’t arithmetic good either just like I wrote in the first sentence it just don’t sums up cause theys subject matter is contridictory…gots physical features at the end and in the begining God didn’t have know balls at all.
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first time i left a message just wanted to see if it popped up mmmmm cookies it knows me now
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Come back and write another hate mail when you get the point of this site.
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i was expecting more swearing due to the title of the hate mail :(
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And He spake unto them, saying: ‘There shall be some who don’t get it. And there shall be some who really don’t get it. And some there shall be who really, absolutely don’t get it at all, no way, not even a little bit; and unto those shall be given a slap in the face with a sock full of cold custard’
Wailings 4 xxii
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Mademoiselle/Madame,
You seem to be an intelligent individual, therefore I am writing this as a letter. The fact that you found the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s appearance as we interpret it to be disturbing is exactly what we were going for. This church, this parody religion exists to make people question their beliefs, and as all satirists know, the best way to make people think about what they believe, and question what they are raised to think is to provide a hyperbole. The people most hard-wired to believe what they have been taught will look upon the FSM and scoff without any other thought, but someone with the potential for an open mind will see this outlandish example of extremity, and stop to think about it. God, being omnipresent, could if it so chose, be a Flying Spaghetti Monster. The visage of the FSM causes people with the potential for open-mindedness to question the anthropocentrism of a humanoid God. If you don’t believe that God is a Flying Spaghetti Monster, that’s fine, you are entitled to your belief, however, we respectfully ask that you do the same for ours. The disconnect that usually occurs, is that Christians, primarily used because they are the ones that write hate mail, and reside in the countries that provide hits to the site, want us to respect their belief that God, a giant, omnipotent, omnipresent, human controls everything that happens in the world, but they refuse to respect the fact that a giant, omnipotent, omnipresent, Flying Spaghetti Monster influences our lives. The FSM exists to expose the hypocrisy in religious Dogma.
I don’t exactly know what you are referring to with the quote “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”, but the concept of our God has bigger balls comes primarily from George Carlin speaking about the disconnect between religions doctrine and dogma. There is no religious doctrine that states that it is okay to kill people, however, in the religious dogma, not only is it okay to kill people of other faiths, it is encouraged, or at least, it has been in the past, and probably still is in some places. Your ability to see past your religious dogma, is not an ability shared by many of your peers in your religion. They are, or at least seem to be, asleep at the wheel, and they need something highly offensive to wake them up to the flaws right before their eyes.
Sincerely yours,
Pluveus
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And He spake unto them, saying: ‘There shall be some who don’t get it. And there shall be some who really don’t get it. And some there shall be who really, absolutely don’t get it at all, no way, not even a little bit; and unto those shall be given a slap in the face with a sock full of cold custard.’
Wailings 4 xxii
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Wow… Are YOU fucking kidding me?!
Before reading your comment, I had great faith in the future of our world. Alas, in a world where people as unintelligent as you are allowed freedom, there can sadly be no hope.
This religion is quite obviously satirical, designed not as a theory about the creation of the universe or the idea of a religious deity, but instead a carefully designed argument against the eroding ideals of Intelligent Design. I am shocked by the number of people who leave hate mail on this website, stating that we are idiotic for believing in a wad of pasta. It is ridiculous that people can actually think that we believe in the FSM.
Andrea, I hope that you please attempt to become more intelligent so that in the future you will not need to be corrected by fourteen year olds such as myself.
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You are one sadistic person. Who in their right minds goes googling for I’m sorry-messages. You get your kicks out of seeing how other people screw up?
And no, it’s a big spaghetti0waving-Noodle-fight. Your god, the regular human-shaped God is a vengeful God who wants to destroy the world, and ours is just good.
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By the way, if you don’t really believe in the Bible, or in God, and say that your religion is flawed, that makes you more Pastafarian than Christian.
You’d better believe it. You say so yourself, you don’t believe in human shaped God. Guess what his real shape is. Ow yeah.
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Yes, we are “Fucking kidding you”.
This is all an elaborate joke at your expense.
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If it weren’t for so many uptight religious nuts in the world (Note, I said “religious nuts” not Holy Rollers or Jesus Freaks) then this world would be a better place. And they are present in all religions.
When more people have been slaughtered in the name of “god” than in EVERY SINGLE TERRITORIAL DISPUTE IN THE WORLD COMBINED, there is a problem. If you want to practice your religion, or even better yet, practice your FAITH, then I have no problem with that. When you start trying to inject your religion into a nations politics and medical practice, then I take very personal exception to that. Religions have been dictating what is “good” for the common man for nearly as long as the human race has been around, whether it be the worship of the elements, the weather patterns, or just some superfluous entity.
Yes, we call him The Great Ragu, but there is JUST as much proof that a Noodly Entity such as the FSM exists than any other deity in recorded history. The only difference is the number of human beings that have been sacrificed to prove it.
Please note that these are the thoughts and opinions of me, myself, and I and no one should take these words to stand for the beliefs of anyone other than those I have stated above. Any inference that my statement means anything more than what I have said indicates that you have pasta for brains and should seek medical attention immediately.
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Of course your god isn’t in human form, he’s made of pasta!
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Admitting that your religion is flawed means you clearly aren’t very Christian. You must learn to embrace his noodly goodness; for he is the one true God. There aren’t any other gods. There simply can’t be. Especially once you realise he does in fact have the biggest balls.
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RAmen.
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“You must be fucking kidding me”
Kidding maybe, but not fucking.
“I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.”
Maybe the invisible pink unicorn suits you better. :)
“So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? ”
If so, then I lost, because I have none. :( Don’t say things like that or I cry.
“and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”.”
Hehe, sounds as if their statements are very unclear. Are you sure they want to say that or is it what you wish they would want to say?
May His Noodly Appendage touch you and spread pure love over you like a pink fluffy blanket.
RAmen
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You know this site is 100% sarcasm, right?
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Can I say, “completely missed the point”? This lady is aware of their God not being detectable, but at the same time, fails to see our satire of, “then it could be a flying spaghetti monster, for all we care”?
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Wow….Anyways…
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In fact, there’s nothing wrong with the moral “Love one another and love yourself”. We found that quite true. That has nothing, unfortunately, to do with our cause. The Kansas letter obviously states that the main reason why we don’t want Intelligent Design taught as science is that it’s not scientific! There’s nothing observable about God or the Creator, so how can one possibly allow that to be taught as science, a field of observable and detectable?
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In fact, for all that science cares about, Intelligent Design is just as baseless as Thursdayism (everything is destroyed on Wednesday, and re-created on Thursday).
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We KNOW this FSM God is a joke, but just as you’ve stated, we’ll never know if this god is actually human in form or not (although if it’s not physical, we can’t make any predictions). According to science, though, our theory of Intelligent Design is just as good (and bad) as Christians Intelligent Design. If you can see this perspective, you will see why we concede Intelligent Design should not be taught in any science class.
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We have many Christian supporters who already sees this silliness and seriousness of this issue. You already see the silliness of this; it’s time you see the serious part of the view.
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You want to get technical christianity started out as little more than some obscure jewish cult by some wack job with a god complex and became a “true” religion including persecution and mass murders (by them not to them) after it was altered by the roman emporer Constantine because he was sick of all the fighting taking place and wished to unify rome under one god so he made the holy trinity, to move the pagans to his cause, and every statue of “god” after that era is simply a statue of him, by the way most of the vaticans statues of god were from this era. You dont worship god, you worship constantine, braking your own jewish based commandments, shame on you for stealing other cultures everything for your own personal gain.
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Quote: ” So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. ”
You got that out of the Christian sphere? Your spectacles have some seriously good filtering on them. Can you fix them to tune out other stuff than just hypocrisy, bigotry, self-delusion, sadism, self-righteousness, dogma and fatally flawed logic?
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Wow.
Wait til Andrea finds out our heaven has beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
I think her head might explode.
WWFSMD?
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We actually are “fucking kidding”.
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you need to CHILL OUT!!!
we dont go to your churches spreading hate.
dont do it to us.
R’amen.
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Andrea’s right – pastapomorphism is just a literary device for unsophisticate minds.
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Andrea’s right – pastapomorphism is just a literary device for unsophisticated minds.
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Andrea,
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Just because our FSM doesn’t cut it for you is no reason to attack our religion. Besides, based on what you wrote, you may be close to a conversion. Our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster would welcome you with open Appendages and you would be bathed in the warmth of His Sauce.
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You admitted that your religion is flawed and that you extracted, “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.” This is a nice message that all can agree with. Unfortunately, there is more to Christian practice than that. It is good that you have distanced yourself from the other aspects of your religion. You are only a few steps away from enlightenment. I urge you to give genuine consideration to “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”
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Once you receive the wisdom contained in our Holy Scripture, especially the Eight I’d Really Rather You Didnt’s, you will understand what we do, that religion can be worn lightly, that it doesn’t require you to live your life in fear of “Hell” and that you can accept or reject doctrine (or even the very existence of the FSM) without guilt.
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Open your mind. Join us and be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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RAmen
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PS Besides, we have a “no risk” guarantee. If it doesn’t work out after the 30 day trial, you can leave with no hard feelings. Your god will probably take you back.
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At least she articulates well
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I’m a bit confused… is she trying to tell us off or just talk about herself and her beliefs? Cause I’m not seeing the point.
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why the hell is a pirate not a humen u seem to make it seem that pirates are a diffrent species what the hell are you on about they are humans never evolved from them they just got smarter you moron thanks for your time
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what is a god, it sure isn’t a ball of spaghetti, could you tell me what god really stands for.
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Dear Andrea:
Here is a link to the definition of satire at dictionary.com. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire Copy it into your browser, hit enter, and read.
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Andrea, no one believes in the spaghetti monster, the site is a parody. Im glad you see beyond christianity and all its flaws. Im so happy for you. Now take the final step, see beyond religion itself. You already understand that you can be happy and have morals without christianity and a dogmatic god, so search yourself and ask yourself why you keep believing in god at all. Take the final step and become an atheist. Join me on the darkside.
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Fuck no.
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Actually, its a ball waving ball fight, if you want to get technical.
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You have to have FAITH to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You must allow his noodly appendage into your life!
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You know, considering how evolved this person’s thinking seems to be, they can be pretty clueless sometimes… like now. The site makes fairly clear what FSM is and isn’t.
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I wonder if he realizes that religion sounds just as ridiculous to atheists and many skeptics?
I probably said “You must be fucking kidding me” when I was first introduced to ‘the big guy in the sky.’
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So what your saying is you only take the parts of Christianity that you like and agree with. What’s the point of being a Christian if just throw away the parts you don’t like? Well at least you didn’t condemn us all to a burn in hell…..
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Andrea..
I am just a suprised as you are. I heard my colleagues talk about the Theory of the Spagheti Monster and I thought they were kidding me. When I came across this, I just laughed my arse off. Do these people really expect the world to believe such non-sense?? I am a Christian myself and I guess as crazy as the theory of evolution is, I SWEAR the noodly appendage hogwash is just CRAP!!!
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I don’t see how a “wad of spaghetti” is any less ridiculous than “a man being bled to death to save all of humanity from the horrible sin of two naked people having eaten an apple given to them by a talking snake.”
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At least we don’t kill anybody.
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What the FUCK???????????????/ LOL……
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Every time I read one of these rants I get the giggles!
These idiots are an endless source of humor.
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Andrea
“Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.”
If every Xian out there were capable of reflection and self awareness on the same level as you, there wouldn’t be a problem with fundies and ID in schools.
That said…
“I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters”
I find that science works really well for me when I’m trying to understand things beyond my immediate comprehension. I also try meditating on philosophy, thinking about morality and ethics, and talking with people about what we all think. I find that this constructive approach to learning has really worked to open my mind and has helped me understand the intangible universe. What’s god got to do with it?
I prefer my deities noodly, and with beer.
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…So what you are saying is…god is a shapeshifter? If that is the case then we may have to refraze the “our God has larger balls than theirs” phrase. Becuase if your God can shapeshift he can just adjust his ball size at will, and thats not exactly fair.
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Andrea, do you know what a satire is? If you are so wise and can “I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching”, then why can’t you see through a bunch of silly jibs at the Christian and/or Religious community trying to put Intelligent Design in our classrooms.
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Oh and about your religiou. Whats all this bullshit about “forming your own opinion” about god and yet you still say you are a christian. You say you see through all the bullshit? No, you just dont have the meat balls to up and say, “Yeah, I believe in some crazy shit, so what?” You realize the Christian religion makes very little acutal sence. So you make up your own shit to justify religion. Wake up, its all a sham.
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Squingleberg
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Yeah…I can feel the love in the title of your post.
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Andrea,
I’m glad to see someone is actually posting in the hate-mail who is not completely bashing fsm and has gone ahead and thought about what they were going to say before posting. However. “Love one another and love yourself” is an awesome quote symbolizing what should definitely be. It’s sad to think about how people in the dark past of christianity have totaly blew by this simple idea. I don’t think I have to go into the crusades or the inquisition but clearly love was not in the air at that present time as much as decaying flesh was. Similarly, i find it ironic that everyone says christians love everyone when they have sexism in their own church. They don’t even let the nuns teach what they have devoted their life to as they let the priests. Strange eh? I am not bashing christianity seeing as the ‘good book’ has many good moral stories in it… but i think you are seriously overlooking fsm as a whole, and letting his noodley appendages take away from what he actually stands for. And if you cannot take this joke for what it is… a joke… “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”, then i don’t know what else to say to you.
RAmen
Ryan
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I love myself once a day…….You’re missing the point.
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Judging by the last line of her argument, I think Andrea may be a closeted Pastafarian.
RAmen
-Dusty.
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Well, to us a 50 ft. giant living in the clouds, or an invisible all powerful deity is disturbing, how could you believe in that? ew yucky.
rAmen
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i dont under stand you!? stop sending us crap!
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“I know god has no physical form…”
Wow…you know that? Or do you just believe it? There’s a difference.
- C
I want to believe.
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“Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us.”
Sounds to me like you aren’t really a Christian. I mean, after all, a true Christian takes the Bible as the ultimate unblemished word of God, right? I think alot of fundamentalists would condemn you for using free thought, yet you would still be associated, and maybe even advocate, the irrationalities of the fundamentalist movement. Try to take the next step and let go of your religous conceptions. Because honestly, while the FSM is outrageously unbelievable (and purposefully so), in its coneptual framework it is not very different from your God.
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“i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages”
Actually, if someone is apologizing, doesn’t that imply that they’re guilty of something that deserves an apology? Not so innocent, I’d say. Or am I going off on an irrelevent tangent?
“…a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to…”
Mostly I look down on him when he’s sitting on my plate waiting for me to partake of him. (I didn’t intend for that to sound dirty. I’m innocent. Sorry.)
Ramen
P.S. There’s this key on the keyboard called “shift.” Play around with it, see what it does.
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I love myself. Does that make me Christian?
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Well, if your god has no physical form (true, since he doesn’t exist), and ours is a Flying Spaghetti Monster with meatballs (also true, because clearly he created the universe) then it follows directly that our god’s balls are, in fact, larger than your god’s balls. QED.
Yes, your religion is flawed. That’s because the FSM is the creator of the universe. But try our religion out. As Jim Jones might have said, were he Pastafarian, drink the Kool Aid. Or marinara, if you’d rather. Check us out for 30 days. If you don’t like us, your old religion will almost certainly take you back. After all, Andrea, we agree with you. Loving self and others should be the basis of modern society, in some sense. And with the loose moral standards our Noodly Master teaches, there should be plenty of opportunities for both.
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I know god has no physical form
that’s too bad, andrea, because he could be composed of deliciously cooked pasta (with white sauce!), but instead you opted for a formless, dickless, full-roaming vapor.
Seriously, how can you say you know god has no physical form? Don’t you mean that you believe it? Epistemologically, I think you’re a bit confused on the validity and origin of knowledge and what it means to know something vs. believing something.
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Our God blah blah blah Yahweh blah blah blah Allah blah blah blah…. they all performed miracles and have chosen prophets and promise everlasting life and and SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE and all have different angles. Don’t you realize that the point of things like FSM is to point out the lack of foresight or the ability of common Christians to question their faith?
This is based on some idiot arguing to teach Intelligent Design next to Evolution. One is quantifiable and one has no basis other than some intangible concept known as faith. The point of FSM is that if you have no basis for your argument other than I JUST BELIEVE and THE BIBLE SAYS… or the Qu ran says… or the Torah says… or the GOOD NEWS says… then you cannot teach that in a scientific course! If Darwin wrote a book and said well here is my opinion (which he did) and all of a sudden it got a following of those who believed it without questioning it and testing his hypothesis (which was not accurate since he had no concept of genetic material or random mutations) then intelligent design and the Theory of Evolution could be taught side by side. If you want to understand what FSM is about look in a mirror because you are ranting just like the rest of the crazy Christians.
If you can believe that God created all things on Earth, then I can believe FSM created all things on earth.
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So do they not teach satire in American schools any more?
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Nice to see someone modest sending mail.
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Andrea – firstly I’d suggest washing out your god-fearing mouth, secondly would you happen to have any evidence of your beliefs? – you accept that they are “Flawed big time” but seem to fail to go that one step further and accept that it is a bunch of ancient fairy tales. How is the FSM any less true ?
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I love you too Andrea
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Well, if its just about “Love one another and love yourself”, whats wrong with the pastafarians? Dont we all love each other too?
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O. M. FSM.
We have a Christian who is willing to admit that religion can be flawed.
(Claps)
RAmen.
*Sorry if this double posts*
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It’s such a pity when people get it right in the title, and then lose the point entirely.
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Look up “sarcasm” and “satire” in a dictionary.
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Hrm … have you heard of sarcasm and/or satire?
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Andrea, don’t you think you might be taking this parody religion too seriously? I’m glad to hear that you don’t take your real religion very seriously, either. Kudos for that.
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you are going to miss out beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
i hope you are touched by his noodly apendage soon!!!
Peace,Love,and Pirates.
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Please. In time all will come to understand the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts.” Before such a judgement please search for the video. I suggest a youtube search on 8 and pastafarian.
Ramen!
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look beyond the bible and beyond all that and what do you have? nothing. if your not open minded enough to understand the point of all this then dont bother mocking it.
ramen.
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So you say that your religion is flawed. Big time. But you see beyond that. I bet when your boyfriend/husband hits you, you see through it and know he loves you right? Granted it’s screwed up but you are smart enough to know that he really loves you. As for your interpitation of God’s form, I have no problem with people who believe the bible whole heartedly 100% word of god. Thats fine crazy people are consistent. What I can’t stand is when people pick and choose what parts are metaphores and what parts are literal. It can only be one or the other, either it’s the word of God or the word of Man. My money is on the later.
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Andrea, you are some kind of special. This entire religion was created to point out the fallacies in Christianity. Granted we all love his noodely appendage, but you are just like most Christians I have spoken to about this; you become offended immediately by this whole idea. Just relax and meet us all at the Beer Volcano.
I just hope you will one day see his noodely wonder.
Ramen
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it’s not nice to use potty words on a religious site. In fact, if your such a devoute Christian, you’d know that Jesus preached tolerance and love. Not getting a whole lot of love from your post.
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Andrea, I hope you come back and rebut this but how do you know without a shadow of a doubt that God is formless? You’re right about the love factor but you entirely missed the boat on one thing. This is a parody religion. It’s all about fun!
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you know it’s not nice to use potty words on a public forum like that… Great way to represent your religion.
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Andrea, you sound like a smart young lady who has her head together. Your comments above are well thought out and certainly welcome here. So – would you like to come over to my house for dinner sometime and get touched inside by my noodly appendage? Luv, Cleetus.
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I bet this bitch is single.
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“the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form”
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I think that a wad of spaghetti is better than no form at all, but of course, that’s only my opinion. We are not so different, our god is also invisible, all-powerfull and all-knowing (except when he is drunk); he is our creator and wants the best for us. Only he is a lot more kind than yours. He doesn’t kills anyone. So I hope that you will be touched by His Noddly appendage and you will see the light of knowledge
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“I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people”
So you can’t deny that your god is our god and His form is that of a wad of spaghetti, can you?
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“I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion”
Yeah! Of course! What are you thinking about? The Bible is the word of God! And the pope is his representant in Earth! He’s infallible! How can you “see beyond the Bible”?? Are you fool enough to think that you could explain it better than GOD?
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“I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement ”
Really? How can be genocide and murdering “elaboration” of Love another?
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Andrea, you aren’t a really christian; you are worshipping your own god, and you have your own religion, like most of christians around us. Why that religion and not another one? What do you know about God if you don’t believe what he suposeddly wrote? Why do you think there is a God if you can see all you know about him was made up (ejem, “elaborated”) by the people?
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A few questions I hope you think about… RAmen
P.D. I didn’t have anything against “Love one another and love yourself” philosophy, but I don’t need a god to do it
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ahhhh, seems that the concept has gone way over your head… If you really think about Christianity isn`t much of it equally disturbing?
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You sir, are the one who must be fucking kidding me.
RAmen, may you be touched by his noodly appendage!
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You sir, are the one that must be fucking kidding me…
May you be touched by his noodly appendage! RAmen!
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I might have cared what you said if you didn’t steal that “prick waving dick fight” term from george carlin. seriously… a little originality?
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How can you claim to be a Christian when you use those four-lettered words, which a lot of people cannot stand to hear, and I’m one of them.
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… er yeh, I think we fucking are babe *smiling sweetly* Isn’t it great! *grinning*. I mean there’s like nothing weird or scary or disturbing about some white grandfather type head (sans body) watching your every move and taking notes for some big telling off session later is there? But a spaghetti monster? cool! I had been into the IPU but this is more (ful)filling somehow – who doesn’t like pasta I mean, comeon! *grin* and invisible gods are just soooo last millenium, don’t you think?
Ok so you personally are ignoring your church’s teachings on the form of God, your church’s holy book and your priests’ sermons and are instead making your own mind up. Hey, same here *grin*… I call that a anti-organised religion viewpoint *grin*. Doesn’t stop me agreeing with ‘Love one another and love yourself’. I do that, every single day. often more than once. *grin*…
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tisk…..tisk…..tisk. Such a potty mouth for a christian girl.
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what do u mean there is no flying spagheti monster? is there an invisible man who lives in the sky? why does it need to be a man? it could be a flying spagheti monster.
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she doesn’t get it.
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Love one another and love yourself… strange that a self pronounced ‘Christian’ would write an email about dick waving and fucking. Strange.
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Fair enough. Love one another. Love yourself. Love the FSM. Sounds like a deal to me!
By the way, am I the only one who’s really, REALLY glad this one can spell?
Can’t get the hang of capitalisation, though…
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Uhh for one don’t swear in the title your god may not like it. If you don’t like the idea of The flying Spaghetti Monster, then don’t care, Believe in you invisible man in the clouds (personally i don’t see the point in choosing the man in clouds).
Also its funny that you, a christian, choose to quote George Carlin in this issue. Also when he said that he wasn’t really talkin about religion. Another thing, the whole Balls thing is a harmless pun, its not obscene, or should be looked down at.
Other than that o wholly agree with you on the rest of your statements.
-T
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No, we are not fucking kidding you. I am equally perplexed when looking at other people’s religion’s though. I find it hard to believe that people really think that if they telepathically accept a dead Jewish zombie carpenter as their master that they will be able to live forever in a gated community in the sky. But hey, I’m willing to live and let live if you are.
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“Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time.”
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But this is the word of God and if it’s flawed that would make God flawed.
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“So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself””
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Then that’s better than what most of the Bible teaches you. Why not just love one another and love yourself and be done with it? There’s no need for a god to tell you this, you already know it.
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Have you never heard of sarcasm?
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We’re forming a sect of Flying Rotini Monster followers, Andrea, maybe that representation of God would make more sense to you. In the interests of eccumenical (sp?) accord, Pastafarians of any shape should work together, but if you choose a different path to follow, you must admit we are all seeking the same goal of enlightenment.
Seriously, this Pastafarian idea has to be right on, because there’s criticism here from people who sincerely seem offended and others who are are really apalled. I think this idea has legs. Nice work!!
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The great Flying Spaghetti Monster obviously did not give you the ability to comprehend “satire”…
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“You must be fucking kidding me”
nough said…
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I agree with her. Spaghetti as god just doesn’t cut it. Ask any Italian, spaghetti is lowest form of pasta. Spaghetti is to pasta as Budweiser is to beer. God definitely has more substance. Perhaps a penne or farfalle (bowtie pasta for all you filthy Irish)
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God covered up his weiner on the Sistine Chapel, but Adam’s is really small.
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This site is freaking awesome! Too bad I’m commited to my own beliefs.
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I really have nothing to say here.
Stupid Andrea not making fun of us directly… Pah.
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Hey, what can I say, it was a reasonably nice note compared to what some others leave here. I, personally, don’t care what you have to say about Pastafarianism, as you could care less about what I have to say about Christianity, but I respect that you are able to at least form a competent sentence. Andrea, all religions are flawed (and to an extreme degree, I might add), but so is mankind and everything that mankind spawns. Nothing is without flaw, even God. (that’s right, at least I have enough respect to capitalize it) I might not care for religion, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it. I love the Bible, wonderful book it is, but I also love the Torah and the Vedas. I know that in the Old Testament, God is a maniacal, easily-angered, smite-machine. If you take my point of view, God is a creation of man |=| Man is flawed |=| God is flawed. However, if you choose to take the religious standpoint, you must see that God changes constantly, so however perfect he may be, he still has flaws. Let’s reverse the equation now. God creates Man |=| Man is Flawed |=| God is either, A.) flawed or B.) sociopathic.
There is my stand on the subject.
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I leave you with one conundrum. “If God is so perfect, then can he make a boulder that he himself cannot lift?”
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I don’t see what’s so hard to believe. Your “God” is some invisible guy that hasn’t showed his face since Jesus was born and his miracles have been apparently lacking during this modern era. FSM on the other hand is always there for us, we can’t see it either but we’re pretty sure he’s there too. It’s the only logical explanation.
And we know your religion is flawed, it’s religion.
Jimmy- I’m Irish, so if you could elaborate on all types of pastas (I’m assuming you’re high up in the Pastafairian church) that’d be really awesome.
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“came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… ”
Now THAT is disturbing; why the hell were you looking for i’m sorry messages?
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As long as you love yourself…. love yourself alot. God commands it!
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“I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching”
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I am wondering if Andrea really is a christian as she claims, since she doesn’t believe in the bible, or what other christians say about god.
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“Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god” ” thinks Andrea
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Actually the bible is pretty inconsistant about gods opinion on the matter, but nowhere does it suggest that God was trying to avoid getting caught up in a discussion of his fundamental nature when he urgently needs to get his point across, although this would explain why he never did the burning bush thing again as that just raises more questions.
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Jacob (Genesis 32:30) claimed to have seen God face to face in human form, wrestled with him all night and lived, somehow i doubt Andrea would have believed him. Later on in the bible God tells Moses, “You cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live” (Exodus 33:20). But God did permit Moses to see his backside (Exodus 33:23). No wonder muslims don’t allow him to be depicted.
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Eventually God gives up on appearing in visions and avoiding going into detail, prefering to send his son to earth in human form to go over some of the finer points of Gods message which clearly hasn’t been getting through to everyone. There also appears to have been a change of policy since the days of Moses as Jesus tells us “Blessed are the pure in heart for they will see God” (Matthew 5:8).
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I sypathise with Andrea, unlike other Pastafarians I think that our supreme being is a Levitating Linguine Creature and the fundamental message of Pastafari is “Never eat anything bigger than your head”. Everything else is just elaboration.
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uhm.. YES WE ARE FUCKING KIDDING YOU….
We are pointing out the massive flaws in religion and why they shouldn’t be pushed on people.
If you can’t READ THAT on the site, you are about as dumb as they come.
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After reading all these brilliant responses, and contrasting them with the intellectual capacities of the folks who send us hate mail, I am thoroughly convinced that homo sapiens sapiens is evolving in diverse ways that will eventually lead to disparate species. Thinkers and non-thinkers.
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If you think about it, it’s already become a mating trend…
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Fizz: “You will be pleasantly surprised at what you can pleasurably accomodate with the right partner.”
LMFAO! Brilliant post. That made my day.
Cheers.
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You quite obviously need to watch the two most important Christian movies ever made.
Dogma, and the Life of Brian.
All will be explained.
Also; please continue to love yourself.
Can I watch?
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1. You believe in your own god
2. You don’t care that charlatains are using your god to con people(since you’re past the bible and all that, and didn’t mention this point)
3. If you’ve seen past all the stuff that makes up your religeon, then you’re “Displaying your own morality standards”, not anything else.
As a fourth point, you should become a Pastafarian. You get to keep your own moral standards, and you get to put all religeous artifacts on the same level, and it would let you preach raw morality instead of one based on a deity, in addition to preaching that would reduce the false standards you’ve seen past.
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Someone has probably said this already, but you think god is not human form? Didn’t the bible say somewhere that “God” made us in his image? Some contradiction there.
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I’m not fucking Kidding Me,whoever that is, i’m fucking my wench!
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Dudes, the reason good little Christian “andrea” is a potty mouth is because (most of) Christianity reveals its own secret desires through its prohibitions/rules. Like Larry Craig.
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I just think it is wonderful and perhaps profound that the FSM and followers exist. It doesn’t seem like we are deliberately trying to mock christianity. Dear god, it does that to itself everytime you turn around (that statement, not sponsored by the FSM, was in fact intended to mock christianity). Let us all live al dente,
RAmen
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The sad thing is that a thousand years from now people will actually take this stuff seriously. As I look back in time I can see a similar thing having happened before….. “Just put it in the story, no one will take it seriously. What dumb ass would actually think he can walk on water?!?!?”
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So you see beyond all the flaws of your own religion, yet you can’t see a simple satire when slaps you upside your pretty little head?
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I can really see nothing wrong with a belief like this. As far as I’m concerned, the general belief of “just be nice,” if one really follows it, pretty much makes up for any ridiculousness found along the way. If the Bible lets you reach that conclusion, then by all means, read it. What bothers me is when people start trying to force their beliefs on others, which, in case you didn’t know, is what pastafarianism was formed to combat. I myself am an Atheistic Pastafarian Discordian Unitarian Universalist, but I arrived at the “just be nice” part without religious intervention.
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Wow. Andrea is soooooo divine in her godliness.
I think I’ll bathe in tomato sauce tonight.
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@ Toebar,
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed the post. How about the one after that requesting pictures? -Fizz
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A lot of assumptions about this god and why it takes human form, plus the inability of the creatures it created to understand a god. Is this god into irony or just likes making life difficult for itself? Of course, this begs the question, how can a god make life difficult for itself. A strange mess indeed. At least we know what our god looks like and tastes like.
RAmen
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Actually, I think Andrea’s right.
Pastapomorphism is just a teaching device for unsophisticated minds…
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The “larger balls” thing was just a joke; get over it.
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AARRG how dare ye not know yer own religion:
Genisis 1: 27
God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him;
iyee wha’ I would do to the shed ‘is bloody hook an’ peg leg for noodlie appendages!
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Just found this site today about two hours ago. I haven’t stopped laughing. It is just exactly the perfect response to so many things. From now on, when someone asks me to tell them what church I attend, I now have the answer!
What I don’t understand is the incredibly strong intense reaction to this site by indignant Christians. I thought they believed that they were made in God’s image – so their God swears, kills, threatens, and scares other humans? Where’s the love?
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deviled dog cant spell very well can he.
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The FSM is real, there’s proof all around you. Everytime you look at the sky you can sense his pasta! I can! Scrap ideas for a boring old man with a big white beard! Open your hearts and food cupboards for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodles of power!
May we eternally be blessed with his sauce,
RAmen
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For Jimmy,i am from Italy imho the spaghetti are the best pasta,today i saw our Creator on the table,now is on me!
Ramen
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So you dont believe the christian god got human form? Yet, it clearly states in the bible that we “were created in his image.” If I’m not all out in the blue here that would mean we look like God and God looks like us. Logic is never overrated.
- Ramen!
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You think we are supposed to love each other and ourselves, and keep saying “fucking”… are you just in here cruising for tail? You have no doubt heard of the prowess of the Pastafarian’s Non-Noodly appendage. But you are not ready. Keep reading, and mature a bit, come back and maybe St. John the Blasphemist will toss you a sympathy roll in the hay. He’s a very nice, sympathetic guy.
You *know* your god has no form, but you are created in his image… you mean JUST that he’s a dumbass? Not physically? Oh, you are a christian that sees all the many flaws, doesn’t really believe but argues with everyone who isn’t christian. Well, THAT makes sense.
Fizz- Maybe she has penis envy… lol
Well what else would you wave in a dick fight *rolls eyes* She feels left out, obviously.
Squingleberg – Her god is not a shapeshifter – he’s hot air.
Meatballs for All!
RAmen!
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SJS – You wrote “so their God swears, kills, threatens, and scares other humans? Where’s the love?”
I’m not sure about the swearing but their god does all those other things a lot in the old testament. This is why the church of FSM is so much better. Our god is full of love and complex carbohydrates. He has never lifted a noodle to harm anyone. Plus, if we ever begin the practice of communion, our god will be delicious!
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The idea of having a God who wrote a Bible promoting slavery, sexism, and killing everyone who says a curse word to their parents really disturbs me.
I’m glad you have the sense to realize that Christianity is flawed.
You know, I like your beliefs.
But ours is just as valid and tastes way better (not to mention the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory in Heaven) so I am a Pastafarian.
No, no, no, it’s not a dick fight. It’s just true. His balls are WAYY bigger than God’s.
PL&P!!!
RAmen
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I’ve been loving myself for a long time. Which is why I have to wear glasses. FSM doesn’t mind.
Biggus Bonus
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What this is all about is delicious, delicious pasta! Why can;t you accept that?
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A. What happened to the idea the the Christian god molded people in his own image, And B. The “big prick waveing dick fight” started with Christian Rednecks making fun of the almight fsm because of this giant meat balls. if you saw past the Bible and saw “Love one another and love yourself” which is the premise of our religion, because i havent heard of Fsmism Killing Thousands of people, *cough Crusades.
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==In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight?==
You’re the one who’s playing the “My God is better than your God because mine isn’t made of spaghetti” card.
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Isn’t “loving yourself” meant to make you go blind and grow hairs on your palms?
Andrea, as much as you tried to put it across intelligently, I sense a raving christian fundamentalist lurks somewhere just under the surface, be CAREFUL, you might just start taking yourself seriously and run for president…….
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Yo, BIG logic error. If you ???God???? has no form, at least ours has some type of Balls! I hope your i sorry searches work, because you stupid response JUST WONT CUT IT!
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Sorry, but it’s really disturbing that you EAT your god (well Jesus, same thing sort of, I never understood the Holy Trinity thing) and that he tastes like Communion wafers. And then you laugh at us for having a god made of spaghetti. You even drink his blood! Yet you most likely have a fear of vampires, or would if they were real.
Oh, I just realized I posted here already a month ago. Oh well; I never said anything about Communion.
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“see beyond that”?
To what exactly?
Surely the god you believe in is omnipresent and therefore anything beyond that is just more of the same. The picture I’m getting is someone who realises the huge flaws in their system and then decides that really there’s something else going on which only they’ve seen and so everything is alright. The blind obeidience of the working christian mind at work once more.
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Just another cluster fuck who doesn’t under stand that this website challenges ID authority.
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Where is “God” ever given a human shape?
I like how there are so many people that are dumb enough not to know the reason behind FSM
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good you love everybody.
on that note, please stop criticizing my religion. It’s offensive.
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“…but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.”
I’m glad to hear that. By most etiquette rules, it’s actually considered rude to cut your spaghetti.
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you KNOW god has no physical form? How do you KNOW that? Because you didn’t see him/her/it?
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Wow! You just contradicted your own religion. “I don’t believe our God is in a human form”. The bible says we were created in gods’ image. The bible also tells you to “love your neighbor”. Somebody needs to do a little more loving and a lot less hating.
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Hmmm…..so you somehow know that the God described in your religion does not have any particular form (its just a simplified way of imprinting Christianity into the minds of thick people) and also admit that Christianity is flawed…….and yet you still follow it?! You still call yourself a christian! If you could only realise how stupid you really are!
Its a shame really because it seems to me that you are actually quite close to breaking free from the insanity that is known as religion and seem to have an almost fully-functioning ability to use reason and logic. Why dont you take the last few steps and denounce that ridiculous “flawed religion” you affiliate yourself with? I particularly despise devoutly religious people but I also dislike people who huddle under the banner of a particular religion but actually dont really believe in it. You are a liar unto yourself foolosh madam.
As long as other religions plague this world I will always side with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to smite the lunatics. Why dont you come and join us :)
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Neonnoodle, there are plenty of religious Christians who don’t believe in much of it, but they’e too afraid of being different to break free. Don’t despise them; pity them. Another group to feel sorry for, I suppose, would be those who intentionally try not to rationalize their faith. They literally get upset if someone would ask them why they hold their beliefs. They KNOW all they need to know, and don’t want to be confused by the facts. May the parmesan of the holy FSM be sprinkled upon them. R’Amen.
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I just want to know how she sees past religion and all that other stuff and still has her faith. They must be giving out great chemically laced wafers where she goes to church. All I was ever forced was littel things that tasted like cardboard and I never had any visions. Must be a chemical imbalance.
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This is probably the best critisism Church of the FSM has ever gotten.
Congrats.
But your still dense for taking the time to even care about any religion but your own.
So ya.
Thank you for being the nicest dick around! :D
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Then leave. There was no reason to give us hate-mail, other than the fact that you are insecure in your religion, and are worried that we are going to cause you to realise just how insanely silly your religion is. The Bible preches good things, you know besides the baby killing, mass murdering, judgemental, hypocritical, hell-condemning, holier-than-thou-even-though-I’m-not stuff, yeah it preaches some good stuff. Be kind to your neighbor, love everyone, don’t steal, don’t cheat, don’t murder, these are good things to NOT do. However, I wouldn’t consider you Christian. You are one of those that believe the Bible preaches good things, but look past everything else. I hope you get touched soon.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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All of these comments and i still pity everyone of you need you be reminded that god is infinite and you cant possibly commrehend the hole thing like the rest of us but thats gotta be the most rediculas comment i ever seen get yourself in check you dont seem to know much about anything read more be more deep. think of it as another dimension when it comes to your spirit cause it exists wheither your dead or alive. love enemies and friends never be afraid of love thats what gods want everyone to know that most of us are stubborn and think its not fair that we cant rule this place well for starters we dont own it it was givin to us look at sin hate marriages abuse in every form then question why god is needed especially right now for everyone
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