You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea
[and a little while later...]
In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.
-Andrea
why the hell is a pirate not a humen u seem to make it seem that pirates are a diffrent species what the hell are you on about they are humans never evolved from them they just got smarter you moron thanks for your time
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what is a god, it sure isn’t a ball of spaghetti, could you tell me what god really stands for.
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Dear Andrea:
Here is a link to the definition of satire at dictionary.com. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire Copy it into your browser, hit enter, and read.
ET
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Andrea, no one believes in the spaghetti monster, the site is a parody. Im glad you see beyond christianity and all its flaws. Im so happy for you. Now take the final step, see beyond religion itself. You already understand that you can be happy and have morals without christianity and a dogmatic god, so search yourself and ask yourself why you keep believing in god at all. Take the final step and become an atheist. Join me on the darkside.
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Fuck no.
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Actually, its a ball waving ball fight, if you want to get technical.
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You have to have FAITH to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You must allow his noodly appendage into your life!
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You know, considering how evolved this person’s thinking seems to be, they can be pretty clueless sometimes… like now. The site makes fairly clear what FSM is and isn’t.
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I wonder if he realizes that religion sounds just as ridiculous to atheists and many skeptics?
I probably said “You must be fucking kidding me” when I was first introduced to ‘the big guy in the sky.’
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So what your saying is you only take the parts of Christianity that you like and agree with. What’s the point of being a Christian if just throw away the parts you don’t like? Well at least you didn’t condemn us all to a burn in hell…..
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Andrea..
I am just a suprised as you are. I heard my colleagues talk about the Theory of the Spagheti Monster and I thought they were kidding me. When I came across this, I just laughed my arse off. Do these people really expect the world to believe such non-sense?? I am a Christian myself and I guess as crazy as the theory of evolution is, I SWEAR the noodly appendage hogwash is just CRAP!!!
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I don’t see how a “wad of spaghetti” is any less ridiculous than “a man being bled to death to save all of humanity from the horrible sin of two naked people having eaten an apple given to them by a talking snake.”
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At least we don’t kill anybody.
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What the FUCK???????????????/ LOL……
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Every time I read one of these rants I get the giggles!
These idiots are an endless source of humor.
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Andrea
“Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.”
If every Xian out there were capable of reflection and self awareness on the same level as you, there wouldn’t be a problem with fundies and ID in schools.
That said…
“I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters”
I find that science works really well for me when I’m trying to understand things beyond my immediate comprehension. I also try meditating on philosophy, thinking about morality and ethics, and talking with people about what we all think. I find that this constructive approach to learning has really worked to open my mind and has helped me understand the intangible universe. What’s god got to do with it?
I prefer my deities noodly, and with beer.
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…So what you are saying is…god is a shapeshifter? If that is the case then we may have to refraze the “our God has larger balls than theirs” phrase. Becuase if your God can shapeshift he can just adjust his ball size at will, and thats not exactly fair.
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Andrea, do you know what a satire is? If you are so wise and can “I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching”, then why can’t you see through a bunch of silly jibs at the Christian and/or Religious community trying to put Intelligent Design in our classrooms.
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Oh and about your religiou. Whats all this bullshit about “forming your own opinion” about god and yet you still say you are a christian. You say you see through all the bullshit? No, you just dont have the meat balls to up and say, “Yeah, I believe in some crazy shit, so what?” You realize the Christian religion makes very little acutal sence. So you make up your own shit to justify religion. Wake up, its all a sham.
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Squingleberg
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Yeah…I can feel the love in the title of your post.
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Andrea,
I’m glad to see someone is actually posting in the hate-mail who is not completely bashing fsm and has gone ahead and thought about what they were going to say before posting. However. “Love one another and love yourself” is an awesome quote symbolizing what should definitely be. It’s sad to think about how people in the dark past of christianity have totaly blew by this simple idea. I don’t think I have to go into the crusades or the inquisition but clearly love was not in the air at that present time as much as decaying flesh was. Similarly, i find it ironic that everyone says christians love everyone when they have sexism in their own church. They don’t even let the nuns teach what they have devoted their life to as they let the priests. Strange eh? I am not bashing christianity seeing as the ‘good book’ has many good moral stories in it… but i think you are seriously overlooking fsm as a whole, and letting his noodley appendages take away from what he actually stands for. And if you cannot take this joke for what it is… a joke… “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”, then i don’t know what else to say to you.
RAmen
Ryan
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I love myself once a day…….You’re missing the point.
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Judging by the last line of her argument, I think Andrea may be a closeted Pastafarian.
RAmen
-Dusty.
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Well, to us a 50 ft. giant living in the clouds, or an invisible all powerful deity is disturbing, how could you believe in that? ew yucky.
rAmen
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i dont under stand you!? stop sending us crap!
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“I know god has no physical form…”
Wow…you know that? Or do you just believe it? There’s a difference.
- C
I want to believe.
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“Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us.”
Sounds to me like you aren’t really a Christian. I mean, after all, a true Christian takes the Bible as the ultimate unblemished word of God, right? I think alot of fundamentalists would condemn you for using free thought, yet you would still be associated, and maybe even advocate, the irrationalities of the fundamentalist movement. Try to take the next step and let go of your religous conceptions. Because honestly, while the FSM is outrageously unbelievable (and purposefully so), in its coneptual framework it is not very different from your God.
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“i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages”
Actually, if someone is apologizing, doesn’t that imply that they’re guilty of something that deserves an apology? Not so innocent, I’d say. Or am I going off on an irrelevent tangent?
“…a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to…”
Mostly I look down on him when he’s sitting on my plate waiting for me to partake of him. (I didn’t intend for that to sound dirty. I’m innocent. Sorry.)
Ramen
P.S. There’s this key on the keyboard called “shift.” Play around with it, see what it does.
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I love myself. Does that make me Christian?
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Well, if your god has no physical form (true, since he doesn’t exist), and ours is a Flying Spaghetti Monster with meatballs (also true, because clearly he created the universe) then it follows directly that our god’s balls are, in fact, larger than your god’s balls. QED.
Yes, your religion is flawed. That’s because the FSM is the creator of the universe. But try our religion out. As Jim Jones might have said, were he Pastafarian, drink the Kool Aid. Or marinara, if you’d rather. Check us out for 30 days. If you don’t like us, your old religion will almost certainly take you back. After all, Andrea, we agree with you. Loving self and others should be the basis of modern society, in some sense. And with the loose moral standards our Noodly Master teaches, there should be plenty of opportunities for both.
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I know god has no physical form
that’s too bad, andrea, because he could be composed of deliciously cooked pasta (with white sauce!), but instead you opted for a formless, dickless, full-roaming vapor.
Seriously, how can you say you know god has no physical form? Don’t you mean that you believe it? Epistemologically, I think you’re a bit confused on the validity and origin of knowledge and what it means to know something vs. believing something.
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Our God blah blah blah Yahweh blah blah blah Allah blah blah blah…. they all performed miracles and have chosen prophets and promise everlasting life and and SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE and all have different angles. Don’t you realize that the point of things like FSM is to point out the lack of foresight or the ability of common Christians to question their faith?
This is based on some idiot arguing to teach Intelligent Design next to Evolution. One is quantifiable and one has no basis other than some intangible concept known as faith. The point of FSM is that if you have no basis for your argument other than I JUST BELIEVE and THE BIBLE SAYS… or the Qu ran says… or the Torah says… or the GOOD NEWS says… then you cannot teach that in a scientific course! If Darwin wrote a book and said well here is my opinion (which he did) and all of a sudden it got a following of those who believed it without questioning it and testing his hypothesis (which was not accurate since he had no concept of genetic material or random mutations) then intelligent design and the Theory of Evolution could be taught side by side. If you want to understand what FSM is about look in a mirror because you are ranting just like the rest of the crazy Christians.
If you can believe that God created all things on Earth, then I can believe FSM created all things on earth.
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So do they not teach satire in American schools any more?
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Nice to see someone modest sending mail.
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Andrea – firstly I’d suggest washing out your god-fearing mouth, secondly would you happen to have any evidence of your beliefs? – you accept that they are “Flawed big time” but seem to fail to go that one step further and accept that it is a bunch of ancient fairy tales. How is the FSM any less true ?
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I love you too Andrea
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Well, if its just about “Love one another and love yourself”, whats wrong with the pastafarians? Dont we all love each other too?
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O. M. FSM.
We have a Christian who is willing to admit that religion can be flawed.
(Claps)
RAmen.
*Sorry if this double posts*
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It’s such a pity when people get it right in the title, and then lose the point entirely.
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Look up “sarcasm” and “satire” in a dictionary.
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Hrm … have you heard of sarcasm and/or satire?
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Andrea, don’t you think you might be taking this parody religion too seriously? I’m glad to hear that you don’t take your real religion very seriously, either. Kudos for that.
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you are going to miss out beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
i hope you are touched by his noodly apendage soon!!!
Peace,Love,and Pirates.
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Please. In time all will come to understand the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts.” Before such a judgement please search for the video. I suggest a youtube search on 8 and pastafarian.
Ramen!
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look beyond the bible and beyond all that and what do you have? nothing. if your not open minded enough to understand the point of all this then dont bother mocking it.
ramen.
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So you say that your religion is flawed. Big time. But you see beyond that. I bet when your boyfriend/husband hits you, you see through it and know he loves you right? Granted it’s screwed up but you are smart enough to know that he really loves you. As for your interpitation of God’s form, I have no problem with people who believe the bible whole heartedly 100% word of god. Thats fine crazy people are consistent. What I can’t stand is when people pick and choose what parts are metaphores and what parts are literal. It can only be one or the other, either it’s the word of God or the word of Man. My money is on the later.
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Andrea, you are some kind of special. This entire religion was created to point out the fallacies in Christianity. Granted we all love his noodely appendage, but you are just like most Christians I have spoken to about this; you become offended immediately by this whole idea. Just relax and meet us all at the Beer Volcano.
I just hope you will one day see his noodely wonder.
Ramen
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it’s not nice to use potty words on a religious site. In fact, if your such a devoute Christian, you’d know that Jesus preached tolerance and love. Not getting a whole lot of love from your post.
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Andrea, I hope you come back and rebut this but how do you know without a shadow of a doubt that God is formless? You’re right about the love factor but you entirely missed the boat on one thing. This is a parody religion. It’s all about fun!
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you know it’s not nice to use potty words on a public forum like that… Great way to represent your religion.
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Andrea, you sound like a smart young lady who has her head together. Your comments above are well thought out and certainly welcome here. So – would you like to come over to my house for dinner sometime and get touched inside by my noodly appendage? Luv, Cleetus.
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I bet this bitch is single.
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“the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form”
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I think that a wad of spaghetti is better than no form at all, but of course, that’s only my opinion. We are not so different, our god is also invisible, all-powerfull and all-knowing (except when he is drunk); he is our creator and wants the best for us. Only he is a lot more kind than yours. He doesn’t kills anyone. So I hope that you will be touched by His Noddly appendage and you will see the light of knowledge
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“I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people”
So you can’t deny that your god is our god and His form is that of a wad of spaghetti, can you?
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“I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion”
Yeah! Of course! What are you thinking about? The Bible is the word of God! And the pope is his representant in Earth! He’s infallible! How can you “see beyond the Bible”?? Are you fool enough to think that you could explain it better than GOD?
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“I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement ”
Really? How can be genocide and murdering “elaboration” of Love another?
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Andrea, you aren’t a really christian; you are worshipping your own god, and you have your own religion, like most of christians around us. Why that religion and not another one? What do you know about God if you don’t believe what he suposeddly wrote? Why do you think there is a God if you can see all you know about him was made up (ejem, “elaborated”) by the people?
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A few questions I hope you think about… RAmen
P.D. I didn’t have anything against “Love one another and love yourself” philosophy, but I don’t need a god to do it
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