You must be fucking kidding me

Published by Bobby Henderson April 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea

[and a little while later…]

In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.

-Andrea

171 Responses to “You must be fucking kidding me”

1. 161 - May 22nd, 2008 at - ShadowlessShinobi Says:
   
   

   “see beyond that”?
   To what exactly?
   Surely the god you believe in is omnipresent and therefore anything beyond that is just more of the same. The picture I’m getting is someone who realises the huge flaws in their system and then decides that really there’s something else going on which only they’ve seen and so everything is alright. The blind obeidience of the working christian mind at work once more.

2. 162 - May 26th, 2008 at - Meryn. Says:
   
   

   Just another cluster fuck who doesn’t under stand that this website challenges ID authority.

3. 163 - May 27th, 2008 at - Torin Says:
   
   

   Where is “God” ever given a human shape?
   I like how there are so many people that are dumb enough not to know the reason behind FSM

4. 164 - May 31st, 2008 at - Sparrow Says:
   
   

   good you love everybody.
   on that note, please stop criticizing my religion. It’s offensive.

5. 165 - June 2nd, 2008 at - Jamin' Says:
   
   

   “…but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.”

   I’m glad to hear that. By most etiquette rules, it’s actually considered rude to cut your spaghetti.

6. 166 - June 5th, 2008 at - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:
   
   

   you KNOW god has no physical form? How do you KNOW that? Because you didn’t see him/her/it?

7. 167 - June 17th, 2008 at - Spaghettilover Says:
   
   

   Wow! You just contradicted your own religion. “I don’t believe our God is in a human form”. The bible says we were created in gods’ image. The bible also tells you to “love your neighbor”. Somebody needs to do a little more loving and a lot less hating.

8. 168 - June 18th, 2008 at - neonnoodle Says:
   
   

   Hmmm…..so you somehow know that the God described in your religion does not have any particular form (its just a simplified way of imprinting Christianity into the minds of thick people) and also admit that Christianity is flawed…….and yet you still follow it?! You still call yourself a christian! If you could only realise how stupid you really are!

   Its a shame really because it seems to me that you are actually quite close to breaking free from the insanity that is known as religion and seem to have an almost fully-functioning ability to use reason and logic. Why dont you take the last few steps and denounce that ridiculous “flawed religion” you affiliate yourself with? I particularly despise devoutly religious people but I also dislike people who huddle under the banner of a particular religion but actually dont really believe in it. You are a liar unto yourself foolosh madam.

   As long as other religions plague this world I will always side with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to smite the lunatics. Why dont you come and join us :)

9. 169 - June 25th, 2008 at - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:
   
   

   Neonnoodle, there are plenty of religious Christians who don’t believe in much of it, but they’e too afraid of being different to break free. Don’t despise them; pity them. Another group to feel sorry for, I suppose, would be those who intentionally try not to rationalize their faith. They literally get upset if someone would ask them why they hold their beliefs. They KNOW all they need to know, and don’t want to be confused by the facts. May the parmesan of the holy FSM be sprinkled upon them. R’Amen.

10. 170 - June 27th, 2008 at - EvolvingBetterPasta Says:
    
    

    I just want to know how she sees past religion and all that other stuff and still has her faith. They must be giving out great chemically laced wafers where she goes to church. All I was ever forced was littel things that tasted like cardboard and I never had any visions. Must be a chemical imbalance.

11. 171 - June 28th, 2008 at - Tricia C. Says:
    
    

    This is probably the best critisism Church of the FSM has ever gotten.
    Congrats.
    But your still dense for taking the time to even care about any religion but your own.
    So ya.
    Thank you for being the nicest dick around! :D

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