You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea
[and a little while later…]
In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.
-Andrea
@ Toebar,
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed the post. How about the one after that requesting pictures? -Fizz
A lot of assumptions about this god and why it takes human form, plus the inability of the creatures it created to understand a god. Is this god into irony or just likes making life difficult for itself? Of course, this begs the question, how can a god make life difficult for itself. A strange mess indeed. At least we know what our god looks like and tastes like.
RAmen
Actually, I think Andrea’s right.
Pastapomorphism is just a teaching device for unsophisticated minds…
The “larger balls” thing was just a joke; get over it.
AARRG how dare ye not know yer own religion:
Genisis 1: 27
God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him;
iyee wha’ I would do to the shed ‘is bloody hook an’ peg leg for noodlie appendages!
Just found this site today about two hours ago. I haven’t stopped laughing. It is just exactly the perfect response to so many things. From now on, when someone asks me to tell them what church I attend, I now have the answer!
What I don’t understand is the incredibly strong intense reaction to this site by indignant Christians. I thought they believed that they were made in God’s image - so their God swears, kills, threatens, and scares other humans? Where’s the love?
deviled dog cant spell very well can he.
The FSM is real, there’s proof all around you. Everytime you look at the sky you can sense his pasta! I can! Scrap ideas for a boring old man with a big white beard! Open your hearts and food cupboards for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodles of power!
May we eternally be blessed with his sauce,
RAmen
For Jimmy,i am from Italy imho the spaghetti are the best pasta,today i saw our Creator on the table,now is on me!
Ramen
So you dont believe the christian god got human form? Yet, it clearly states in the bible that we “were created in his image.” If I’m not all out in the blue here that would mean we look like God and God looks like us. Logic is never overrated.
- Ramen!
You think we are supposed to love each other and ourselves, and keep saying “fucking”… are you just in here cruising for tail? You have no doubt heard of the prowess of the Pastafarian’s Non-Noodly appendage. But you are not ready. Keep reading, and mature a bit, come back and maybe St. John the Blasphemist will toss you a sympathy roll in the hay. He’s a very nice, sympathetic guy.
You *know* your god has no form, but you are created in his image… you mean JUST that he’s a dumbass? Not physically? Oh, you are a christian that sees all the many flaws, doesn’t really believe but argues with everyone who isn’t christian. Well, THAT makes sense.
Fizz- Maybe she has penis envy… lol
Well what else would you wave in a dick fight *rolls eyes* She feels left out, obviously.
Squingleberg - Her god is not a shapeshifter - he’s hot air.
Meatballs for All!
RAmen!
SJS - You wrote “so their God swears, kills, threatens, and scares other humans? Where’s the love?”
I’m not sure about the swearing but their god does all those other things a lot in the old testament. This is why the church of FSM is so much better. Our god is full of love and complex carbohydrates. He has never lifted a noodle to harm anyone. Plus, if we ever begin the practice of communion, our god will be delicious!
The idea of having a God who wrote a Bible promoting slavery, sexism, and killing everyone who says a curse word to their parents really disturbs me.
I’m glad you have the sense to realize that Christianity is flawed.
You know, I like your beliefs.
But ours is just as valid and tastes way better (not to mention the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory in Heaven) so I am a Pastafarian.
No, no, no, it’s not a dick fight. It’s just true. His balls are WAYY bigger than God’s.
PL&P!!!
RAmen
I’ve been loving myself for a long time. Which is why I have to wear glasses. FSM doesn’t mind.
Biggus Bonus
What this is all about is delicious, delicious pasta! Why can;t you accept that?
A. What happened to the idea the the Christian god molded people in his own image, And B. The “big prick waveing dick fight” started with Christian Rednecks making fun of the almight fsm because of this giant meat balls. if you saw past the Bible and saw “Love one another and love yourself” which is the premise of our religion, because i havent heard of Fsmism Killing Thousands of people, *cough Crusades.
==In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight?==
You’re the one who’s playing the “My God is better than your God because mine isn’t made of spaghetti” card.
Isn’t “loving yourself” meant to make you go blind and grow hairs on your palms?
Andrea, as much as you tried to put it across intelligently, I sense a raving christian fundamentalist lurks somewhere just under the surface, be CAREFUL, you might just start taking yourself seriously and run for president…….
Yo, BIG logic error. If you ???God???? has no form, at least ours has some type of Balls! I hope your i sorry searches work, because you stupid response JUST WONT CUT IT!
Sorry, but it’s really disturbing that you EAT your god (well Jesus, same thing sort of, I never understood the Holy Trinity thing) and that he tastes like Communion wafers. And then you laugh at us for having a god made of spaghetti. You even drink his blood! Yet you most likely have a fear of vampires, or would if they were real.
Oh, I just realized I posted here already a month ago. Oh well; I never said anything about Communion.