You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea
[and a little while later…]
In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.
-Andrea
ahhhh, seems that the concept has gone way over your head… If you really think about Christianity isn`t much of it equally disturbing?
You sir, are the one who must be fucking kidding me.
RAmen, may you be touched by his noodly appendage!
You sir, are the one that must be fucking kidding me…
May you be touched by his noodly appendage! RAmen!
I might have cared what you said if you didn’t steal that “prick waving dick fight” term from george carlin. seriously… a little originality?
How can you claim to be a Christian when you use those four-lettered words, which a lot of people cannot stand to hear, and I’m one of them.
… er yeh, I think we fucking are babe *smiling sweetly* Isn’t it great! *grinning*. I mean there’s like nothing weird or scary or disturbing about some white grandfather type head (sans body) watching your every move and taking notes for some big telling off session later is there? But a spaghetti monster? cool! I had been into the IPU but this is more (ful)filling somehow - who doesn’t like pasta I mean, comeon! *grin* and invisible gods are just soooo last millenium, don’t you think?
Ok so you personally are ignoring your church’s teachings on the form of God, your church’s holy book and your priests’ sermons and are instead making your own mind up. Hey, same here *grin*… I call that a anti-organised religion viewpoint *grin*. Doesn’t stop me agreeing with ‘Love one another and love yourself’. I do that, every single day. often more than once. *grin*…
tisk…..tisk…..tisk. Such a potty mouth for a christian girl.
what do u mean there is no flying spagheti monster? is there an invisible man who lives in the sky? why does it need to be a man? it could be a flying spagheti monster.
she doesn’t get it.
Love one another and love yourself… strange that a self pronounced ‘Christian’ would write an email about dick waving and fucking. Strange.
Fair enough. Love one another. Love yourself. Love the FSM. Sounds like a deal to me!
By the way, am I the only one who’s really, REALLY glad this one can spell?
Can’t get the hang of capitalisation, though…
Uhh for one don’t swear in the title your god may not like it. If you don’t like the idea of The flying Spaghetti Monster, then don’t care, Believe in you invisible man in the clouds (personally i don’t see the point in choosing the man in clouds).
Also its funny that you, a christian, choose to quote George Carlin in this issue. Also when he said that he wasn’t really talkin about religion. Another thing, the whole Balls thing is a harmless pun, its not obscene, or should be looked down at.
Other than that o wholly agree with you on the rest of your statements.
-T
No, we are not fucking kidding you. I am equally perplexed when looking at other people’s religion’s though. I find it hard to believe that people really think that if they telepathically accept a dead Jewish zombie carpenter as their master that they will be able to live forever in a gated community in the sky. But hey, I’m willing to live and let live if you are.
“Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time.”
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But this is the word of God and if it’s flawed that would make God flawed.
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“So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself””
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Then that’s better than what most of the Bible teaches you. Why not just love one another and love yourself and be done with it? There’s no need for a god to tell you this, you already know it.
Have you never heard of sarcasm?
We’re forming a sect of Flying Rotini Monster followers, Andrea, maybe that representation of God would make more sense to you. In the interests of eccumenical (sp?) accord, Pastafarians of any shape should work together, but if you choose a different path to follow, you must admit we are all seeking the same goal of enlightenment.
Seriously, this Pastafarian idea has to be right on, because there’s criticism here from people who sincerely seem offended and others who are are really apalled. I think this idea has legs. Nice work!!
The great Flying Spaghetti Monster obviously did not give you the ability to comprehend “satire”…
“You must be fucking kidding me”
nough said…
I agree with her. Spaghetti as god just doesn’t cut it. Ask any Italian, spaghetti is lowest form of pasta. Spaghetti is to pasta as Budweiser is to beer. God definitely has more substance. Perhaps a penne or farfalle (bowtie pasta for all you filthy Irish)
God covered up his weiner on the Sistine Chapel, but Adam’s is really small.