You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea
[and a little while later…]
In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.
-Andrea
Nice to see someone modest sending mail.
Andrea - firstly I’d suggest washing out your god-fearing mouth, secondly would you happen to have any evidence of your beliefs? - you accept that they are “Flawed big time” but seem to fail to go that one step further and accept that it is a bunch of ancient fairy tales. How is the FSM any less true ?
I love you too Andrea
Well, if its just about “Love one another and love yourself”, whats wrong with the pastafarians? Dont we all love each other too?
O. M. FSM.
We have a Christian who is willing to admit that religion can be flawed.
(Claps)
RAmen.
*Sorry if this double posts*
It’s such a pity when people get it right in the title, and then lose the point entirely.
Look up “sarcasm” and “satire” in a dictionary.
Hrm … have you heard of sarcasm and/or satire?
Andrea, don’t you think you might be taking this parody religion too seriously? I’m glad to hear that you don’t take your real religion very seriously, either. Kudos for that.
you are going to miss out beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
i hope you are touched by his noodly apendage soon!!!
Peace,Love,and Pirates.
Please. In time all will come to understand the 8 “I’d really rather you didn’ts.” Before such a judgement please search for the video. I suggest a youtube search on 8 and pastafarian.
Ramen!
look beyond the bible and beyond all that and what do you have? nothing. if your not open minded enough to understand the point of all this then dont bother mocking it.
ramen.
So you say that your religion is flawed. Big time. But you see beyond that. I bet when your boyfriend/husband hits you, you see through it and know he loves you right? Granted it’s screwed up but you are smart enough to know that he really loves you. As for your interpitation of God’s form, I have no problem with people who believe the bible whole heartedly 100% word of god. Thats fine crazy people are consistent. What I can’t stand is when people pick and choose what parts are metaphores and what parts are literal. It can only be one or the other, either it’s the word of God or the word of Man. My money is on the later.
Andrea, you are some kind of special. This entire religion was created to point out the fallacies in Christianity. Granted we all love his noodely appendage, but you are just like most Christians I have spoken to about this; you become offended immediately by this whole idea. Just relax and meet us all at the Beer Volcano.
I just hope you will one day see his noodely wonder.
Ramen
it’s not nice to use potty words on a religious site. In fact, if your such a devoute Christian, you’d know that Jesus preached tolerance and love. Not getting a whole lot of love from your post.
Andrea, I hope you come back and rebut this but how do you know without a shadow of a doubt that God is formless? You’re right about the love factor but you entirely missed the boat on one thing. This is a parody religion. It’s all about fun!
you know it’s not nice to use potty words on a public forum like that… Great way to represent your religion.
Andrea, you sound like a smart young lady who has her head together. Your comments above are well thought out and certainly welcome here. So - would you like to come over to my house for dinner sometime and get touched inside by my noodly appendage? Luv, Cleetus.
I bet this bitch is single.
“the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form”
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I think that a wad of spaghetti is better than no form at all, but of course, that’s only my opinion. We are not so different, our god is also invisible, all-powerfull and all-knowing (except when he is drunk); he is our creator and wants the best for us. Only he is a lot more kind than yours. He doesn’t kills anyone. So I hope that you will be touched by His Noddly appendage and you will see the light of knowledge
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“I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people”
So you can’t deny that your god is our god and His form is that of a wad of spaghetti, can you?
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“I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion”
Yeah! Of course! What are you thinking about? The Bible is the word of God! And the pope is his representant in Earth! He’s infallible! How can you “see beyond the Bible”?? Are you fool enough to think that you could explain it better than GOD?
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“I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement ”
Really? How can be genocide and murdering “elaboration” of Love another?
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Andrea, you aren’t a really christian; you are worshipping your own god, and you have your own religion, like most of christians around us. Why that religion and not another one? What do you know about God if you don’t believe what he suposeddly wrote? Why do you think there is a God if you can see all you know about him was made up (ejem, “elaborated”) by the people?
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A few questions I hope you think about… RAmen
P.D. I didn’t have anything against “Love one another and love yourself” philosophy, but I don’t need a god to do it