You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea
[and a little while later…]
In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.
-Andrea
You want to get technical christianity started out as little more than some obscure jewish cult by some wack job with a god complex and became a “true” religion including persecution and mass murders (by them not to them) after it was altered by the roman emporer Constantine because he was sick of all the fighting taking place and wished to unify rome under one god so he made the holy trinity, to move the pagans to his cause, and every statue of “god” after that era is simply a statue of him, by the way most of the vaticans statues of god were from this era. You dont worship god, you worship constantine, braking your own jewish based commandments, shame on you for stealing other cultures everything for your own personal gain.
Quote: ” So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. ”
You got that out of the Christian sphere? Your spectacles have some seriously good filtering on them. Can you fix them to tune out other stuff than just hypocrisy, bigotry, self-delusion, sadism, self-righteousness, dogma and fatally flawed logic?
Wow.
Wait til Andrea finds out our heaven has beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
I think her head might explode.
WWFSMD?
We actually are “fucking kidding”.
you need to CHILL OUT!!!
we dont go to your churches spreading hate.
dont do it to us.
R’amen.
Andrea’s right - pastapomorphism is just a literary device for unsophisticate minds.
Andrea’s right - pastapomorphism is just a literary device for unsophisticated minds.
Andrea,
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Just because our FSM doesn’t cut it for you is no reason to attack our religion. Besides, based on what you wrote, you may be close to a conversion. Our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster would welcome you with open Appendages and you would be bathed in the warmth of His Sauce.
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You admitted that your religion is flawed and that you extracted, “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.” This is a nice message that all can agree with. Unfortunately, there is more to Christian practice than that. It is good that you have distanced yourself from the other aspects of your religion. You are only a few steps away from enlightenment. I urge you to give genuine consideration to “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”
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Once you receive the wisdom contained in our Holy Scripture, especially the Eight I’d Really Rather You Didnt’s, you will understand what we do, that religion can be worn lightly, that it doesn’t require you to live your life in fear of “Hell” and that you can accept or reject doctrine (or even the very existence of the FSM) without guilt.
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Open your mind. Join us and be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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RAmen
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PS Besides, we have a “no risk” guarantee. If it doesn’t work out after the 30 day trial, you can leave with no hard feelings. Your god will probably take you back.
At least she articulates well
I’m a bit confused… is she trying to tell us off or just talk about herself and her beliefs? Cause I’m not seeing the point.
why the hell is a pirate not a humen u seem to make it seem that pirates are a diffrent species what the hell are you on about they are humans never evolved from them they just got smarter you moron thanks for your time
what is a god, it sure isn’t a ball of spaghetti, could you tell me what god really stands for.
Dear Andrea:
Here is a link to the definition of satire at dictionary.com. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire Copy it into your browser, hit enter, and read.
ET
Andrea, no one believes in the spaghetti monster, the site is a parody. Im glad you see beyond christianity and all its flaws. Im so happy for you. Now take the final step, see beyond religion itself. You already understand that you can be happy and have morals without christianity and a dogmatic god, so search yourself and ask yourself why you keep believing in god at all. Take the final step and become an atheist. Join me on the darkside.
Fuck no.
Actually, its a ball waving ball fight, if you want to get technical.
You have to have FAITH to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You must allow his noodly appendage into your life!
You know, considering how evolved this person’s thinking seems to be, they can be pretty clueless sometimes… like now. The site makes fairly clear what FSM is and isn’t.
I wonder if he realizes that religion sounds just as ridiculous to atheists and many skeptics?
I probably said “You must be fucking kidding me” when I was first introduced to ‘the big guy in the sky.’
So what your saying is you only take the parts of Christianity that you like and agree with. What’s the point of being a Christian if just throw away the parts you don’t like? Well at least you didn’t condemn us all to a burn in hell…..