You must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.
-Andrea
[and a little while later…]
In the about screen quote: “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”. So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? I’m Christian as well, and as I have stated above, I don’t believe our God is in a human form. Our God got his “human” form because it was much simpler to preach to people about our religion without having to go into detail of what is and what is not a “god”. Simply said, our religion is flawed. Big time. But still, I see beyond that and I see beyond the bible and beyond all the preaching, and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”. The rest is an elaboration of that statement.
-Andrea
Umm…wasnt there this whole thing in the bible about Adam being created in God’s form? Yea, pretty sure that was in there somewhere, maybe the beginning.
You must be fucking kidding me..
“…what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand…”
Hey, speak for yourself! My brain is perfectly capable of understanding, thank you very much.
Dear Andrea
You are very confused. Fucking is what the leaders of some other religions do to their followers. Especially the cute little altar boys get fucked a lot. But never, not one time, has a Pastafarian leader been accused, let alone convicted of fucking their followers. Pastafarians are the most honest, decent and most accepting human beings on this planet. Pastafarians fuck no one except those to whom they are lovingly committed. And they always finish last! Please have as much respect for Pastafarians as they have for you.
Yours in loving fucking
Ron
Huh…I wasn’t aware that GOD presented himself in human form in the first place….
Pretty sure God and Jesus …if they exist in your mind…were two seperate people…
You should probably get your facts straight next time so you don’t sound like a dumbass…
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen
This one is legit because someone don’t english good. Probably don’t arithmetic good either just like I wrote in the first sentence it just don’t sums up cause theys subject matter is contridictory…gots physical features at the end and in the begining God didn’t have know balls at all.
first time i left a message just wanted to see if it popped up mmmmm cookies it knows me now
Come back and write another hate mail when you get the point of this site.
i was expecting more swearing due to the title of the hate mail :(
And He spake unto them, saying: ‘There shall be some who don’t get it. And there shall be some who really don’t get it. And some there shall be who really, absolutely don’t get it at all, no way, not even a little bit; and unto those shall be given a slap in the face with a sock full of cold custard’
Wailings 4 xxii
Mademoiselle/Madame,
You seem to be an intelligent individual, therefore I am writing this as a letter. The fact that you found the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s appearance as we interpret it to be disturbing is exactly what we were going for. This church, this parody religion exists to make people question their beliefs, and as all satirists know, the best way to make people think about what they believe, and question what they are raised to think is to provide a hyperbole. The people most hard-wired to believe what they have been taught will look upon the FSM and scoff without any other thought, but someone with the potential for an open mind will see this outlandish example of extremity, and stop to think about it. God, being omnipresent, could if it so chose, be a Flying Spaghetti Monster. The visage of the FSM causes people with the potential for open-mindedness to question the anthropocentrism of a humanoid God. If you don’t believe that God is a Flying Spaghetti Monster, that’s fine, you are entitled to your belief, however, we respectfully ask that you do the same for ours. The disconnect that usually occurs, is that Christians, primarily used because they are the ones that write hate mail, and reside in the countries that provide hits to the site, want us to respect their belief that God, a giant, omnipotent, omnipresent, human controls everything that happens in the world, but they refuse to respect the fact that a giant, omnipotent, omnipresent, Flying Spaghetti Monster influences our lives. The FSM exists to expose the hypocrisy in religious Dogma.
I don’t exactly know what you are referring to with the quote “…mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”, but the concept of our God has bigger balls comes primarily from George Carlin speaking about the disconnect between religions doctrine and dogma. There is no religious doctrine that states that it is okay to kill people, however, in the religious dogma, not only is it okay to kill people of other faiths, it is encouraged, or at least, it has been in the past, and probably still is in some places. Your ability to see past your religious dogma, is not an ability shared by many of your peers in your religion. They are, or at least seem to be, asleep at the wheel, and they need something highly offensive to wake them up to the flaws right before their eyes.
Sincerely yours,
Pluveus
And He spake unto them, saying: ‘There shall be some who don’t get it. And there shall be some who really don’t get it. And some there shall be who really, absolutely don’t get it at all, no way, not even a little bit; and unto those shall be given a slap in the face with a sock full of cold custard.’
Wailings 4 xxii
Wow… Are YOU fucking kidding me?!
Before reading your comment, I had great faith in the future of our world. Alas, in a world where people as unintelligent as you are allowed freedom, there can sadly be no hope.
This religion is quite obviously satirical, designed not as a theory about the creation of the universe or the idea of a religious deity, but instead a carefully designed argument against the eroding ideals of Intelligent Design. I am shocked by the number of people who leave hate mail on this website, stating that we are idiotic for believing in a wad of pasta. It is ridiculous that people can actually think that we believe in the FSM.
Andrea, I hope that you please attempt to become more intelligent so that in the future you will not need to be corrected by fourteen year olds such as myself.
You are one sadistic person. Who in their right minds goes googling for I’m sorry-messages. You get your kicks out of seeing how other people screw up?
And no, it’s a big spaghetti0waving-Noodle-fight. Your god, the regular human-shaped God is a vengeful God who wants to destroy the world, and ours is just good.
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By the way, if you don’t really believe in the Bible, or in God, and say that your religion is flawed, that makes you more Pastafarian than Christian.
You’d better believe it. You say so yourself, you don’t believe in human shaped God. Guess what his real shape is. Ow yeah.
Yes, we are “Fucking kidding you”.
This is all an elaborate joke at your expense.
If it weren’t for so many uptight religious nuts in the world (Note, I said “religious nuts” not Holy Rollers or Jesus Freaks) then this world would be a better place. And they are present in all religions.
When more people have been slaughtered in the name of “god” than in EVERY SINGLE TERRITORIAL DISPUTE IN THE WORLD COMBINED, there is a problem. If you want to practice your religion, or even better yet, practice your FAITH, then I have no problem with that. When you start trying to inject your religion into a nations politics and medical practice, then I take very personal exception to that. Religions have been dictating what is “good” for the common man for nearly as long as the human race has been around, whether it be the worship of the elements, the weather patterns, or just some superfluous entity.
Yes, we call him The Great Ragu, but there is JUST as much proof that a Noodly Entity such as the FSM exists than any other deity in recorded history. The only difference is the number of human beings that have been sacrificed to prove it.
Please note that these are the thoughts and opinions of me, myself, and I and no one should take these words to stand for the beliefs of anyone other than those I have stated above. Any inference that my statement means anything more than what I have said indicates that you have pasta for brains and should seek medical attention immediately.
Of course your god isn’t in human form, he’s made of pasta!
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Admitting that your religion is flawed means you clearly aren’t very Christian. You must learn to embrace his noodly goodness; for he is the one true God. There aren’t any other gods. There simply can’t be. Especially once you realise he does in fact have the biggest balls.
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RAmen.
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“You must be fucking kidding me”
Kidding maybe, but not fucking.
“I know god has no physical form and it is just a state to help people understand better what is beyond our brain capabilities to understand certain matters, but a wad of spaghetti, well, just doesn’t cut it for me.”
Maybe the invisible pink unicorn suits you better. :)
“So this is what it’s all about? It’s all a big prick-waving dick-fight? ”
If so, then I lost, because I have none. :( Don’t say things like that or I cry.
“and form my own opinion of what the representatives of God are trying to tell us. So far, I got to “Love one another and love yourself”.”
Hehe, sounds as if their statements are very unclear. Are you sure they want to say that or is it what you wish they would want to say?
May His Noodly Appendage touch you and spread pure love over you like a pink fluffy blanket.
RAmen
You know this site is 100% sarcasm, right?
Can I say, “completely missed the point”? This lady is aware of their God not being detectable, but at the same time, fails to see our satire of, “then it could be a flying spaghetti monster, for all we care”?
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Wow….Anyways…
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In fact, there’s nothing wrong with the moral “Love one another and love yourself”. We found that quite true. That has nothing, unfortunately, to do with our cause. The Kansas letter obviously states that the main reason why we don’t want Intelligent Design taught as science is that it’s not scientific! There’s nothing observable about God or the Creator, so how can one possibly allow that to be taught as science, a field of observable and detectable?
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In fact, for all that science cares about, Intelligent Design is just as baseless as Thursdayism (everything is destroyed on Wednesday, and re-created on Thursday).
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We KNOW this FSM God is a joke, but just as you’ve stated, we’ll never know if this god is actually human in form or not (although if it’s not physical, we can’t make any predictions). According to science, though, our theory of Intelligent Design is just as good (and bad) as Christians Intelligent Design. If you can see this perspective, you will see why we concede Intelligent Design should not be taught in any science class.
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We have many Christian supporters who already sees this silliness and seriousness of this issue. You already see the silliness of this; it’s time you see the serious part of the view.