How many believers

Published by Bobby Henderson April 21st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

how many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?

I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.

-henry.d

154 Responses to “How many believers”

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141 - May 21st, 2008 at - ME DUH Says:

@ Amalric: OMG SERIOUSLY!!!

There you have it, Henry.^^ There’s our devotion.
BTW, dying for your religion is stupid. The FSM would say, save yourself, as long as you believe in me in your heart you don’t have to scream it and get killed. How foolish the Christian God must be, to tell His followers otherwise.

One more thing: Shouldn’t you think more about the people killing us on account of our religion? Hmmm… like that guy who sent a hate-mail telling us he beat up a bunch of Pastafarians? Or the one who wants to hit us over the head with a metal pipe? How about the guy who threatened to “take legal messures [sic]” against us for using our freedom of religion? (Hint hint: I’m talking about Bible/Koran/Torah/Something-thumpers. Mostly Bible.)

Shouldn’t they be called into question, not us?
142 - May 25th, 2008 at - Reg Reid Says:

Why should anyone have to kill for, or die for their religion? It makes no sense to me.
143 - May 31st, 2008 at - Sparrow Says:

Answer: 0.
How many Christians? Jews? Pagans?
How many Christans have original thoughts either, honestly? Not you. I wouldn’t be able to pick you out from a crowd of haters.
144 - June 2nd, 2008 at - Olivier from Luxembourg Says:

How many people have died in vain, relating to something just not there… This is not bravery, it is mere stupidity…That would not bother me if they did not kill for the very same reason…

And when you die, just say hello to the hundreds of muslim idiots still looking for the 70 virgins after a suicide bombing…

I will rather die for a plate of spagetthis…makes more sense :-)
145 - June 3rd, 2008 at - doober Says:

the more people die for a religion the more credible it is
146 - June 3rd, 2008 at - Antman Says:

sounds like cristianity
147 - June 3rd, 2008 at - Rachel Says:

how many believers in God have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?????????
and please name an original religion????????????
148 - June 3rd, 2008 at - trash-berd Says:

Wow, so becuase people die for a religion it makes it more credible than ours? Frankly, I’d rather die and go to a beer volcano and a stripper factory than a cloud with harps. Damn, I’d rather go to hell with fire and bagpipes that piece of crap you guys call heaven.
149 - June 3rd, 2008 at - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:

Sparrow: There have been plenty of Christians with original thoughts. They’re called heretics.
150 - June 3rd, 2008 at - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Says:

P.S. I’m dying for a good plate of linguine with clam sauce. Does that count?
151 - June 8th, 2008 at - bobogogo262 Says:

Damn.. christians Are Violent People.. O.O it’s Sorta Frightening.. like if you walk into a church and yell “HEY i’m Athiest” you’s get jumped..

it’s as bad as Yelling “PRRRR~RATT.” in front of Abunch of Crypts.. cept.. with the Gang members.. you’d Die Quicker.. The Christians wouldn’t be carrying guns and knives..

Can Some one Say “BLunt Force Trauma!?” ^_X
152 - June 11th, 2008 at - TheBlameBunny Says:

“how many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?”
and this is an issue why?
just because people are willing to die for something, doesn’t make it right.

“I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.”
Oh and Christ-tards do?
2 thousand year old religion vs modern ever changing science… hmm…

RAmen.
153 - June 11th, 2008 at - vivian Says:

i say, let people die for their religion. then when they’re all gone, i’ll eat spaghetti over their graves!
154 - June 14th, 2008 at - Bjarke DK Says:

9.456.123.476.924 people, but the FSM has erased the evidence…

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