how many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I too am shocked by the body-count of our last Holy War with the dreaded Pizza-lovers down the street. Oh if our fallen comrades had renounced themselves as Pasafarians, this tradgedy could have been prevented!
I wish I was actually saying this, it’s far easier to make your voice drip with sarcasm. *laughs*
RAmen all.
Whoever thought that someone dying for a religion makes it any more or less true? I don’t believe in Islam and those kooks are blowing themselves up right and left.
“how many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?”
no one as far as I know, if it would, it would be all over this page for sure.
And it does really say more of other religions than FSMism
actually, we LIVE for our belief, we do not die for it - that would be silly.
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To my knowledge, no one has died for their belief in Pastarianism.
We are a good source of pasta, strippers, and beer.
I am certain that there are fewer dead Pastafarians tahtn dead Christians, Muslims, Hindus, or even Jews.
No Pastafarians have died because of their religion, as far as I know.
Argument concluded.
Well, I nearly choked with laughter, whilst drinking a beverage, a few times when reading the hate mail here? Keyboard cleaned up OK.
*salutes Charles MacMurry and The Sacred Oars*
Pastafarians never die.
We’re the ONLY religion to have never declared a war in the name of our god (or in the name of anything else for that matter). We’re way too drowsy from all those carbs. Mmmm pasta.
Dying for your beliefs does not make them any more true. How many Nazis have died for their beliefs?
“I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.”
If a religion that worships a Flying Spaghetti Monster and links number of pirates to global warming isn’t original enough for you, I can only assume you worship the chicken god a la the aliens from Jimmy Neutron. [forgive me for not remembering the name of the god or aliens; I haven’t seen the movie in years]
What? Die for my beliefs? Why? I’m open to the concept that I could be wrong. Besides, up here in the Great White North we need pasta, beer and strippers to keep us warm throughout the long sunless winters that drag on and on and on and on and on. While I truly respect anyone who joins the military to fight for there country as well as the freedom of others, the idea of dying for a religious belief is frankly nuts.
So many Gods, so little time.(sigh) Aphrodite.Where are you when I need you?
what kind of foolishness is this!? have you gone mad you freaks!?
i would say that this is the stupidest and dumbest cult ever! hahaha….
you bunch of idiots, look at yourselves your hilarious!
try to recruit Richard Famador, will ya?
he might as well join your ignorance and stupidity….
hahaha….
you freaks are jokes!
go home to your grandmamas and suck your milk bottles!
you might have your minds fixed again….
I know of at least on Pastafarian who has received death threats, presumably from Christians.
“I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.”
That’s because “What the fuck you’re saying something that doesn’t make sense” should be enough on its own.
bloodshed = existance of god? my god that is the most lame argument ever! well if it comes to that don’t you think jewisch believe is the most true of all? they have been slaugthered by millions! by nazi’s, christians, muslims. they endure the most suffering for they faith, so they must be the true religion! cuz everyone steals they religion, transformes it into another religion en then justify the slaughter of jews =) or what to think about inca’s? they where happy to have their harts ripped out for the rise of the sun god, so they must be right?
Or is the religion most peacefull like pastafarianism the one truely blessed by it’s God? I thing a LOVING God would! =)
“before taking the plinter out of someone’s eye, first take out the log in your own”
Ramen!
for ever live the pastafarians.
Better fed than dead.
He’s right. If only we had an ancient text to help us come up with fresh original ideas…
I see the crazy hate mailers continue. Too bad that we couldn’t throw a little more chlorine into the gene pool and have some more xian’s off themselves for their beliefs.
Did ye ever notice that most people that die because of their religion have been killed by some one from a different one?