how many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.
-henry.d
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
In this modern world of Religion Bashing, Social Commentary, and misunderstanding a nice little religion that revolves around a Flying Spaghetti monster, that has never really harmed anyone, I think I would rather me a Martyr then live in a world in which there are people such as yourself who have taken all this time to find the website, type out a message and try (And fail) to think of something thought provoking and witty to put at the bottom of their letter, Just to show their dissaproval of this little group of people.
Good day to you sir, and Goodluck in all your Religion bashing endeavours.
I died in a horrible car accident while playing chicken with a non-beleiver and died for my faith. Then He came to me in a vision and brought me back to life with his noodliness. Thats why i believe!
henry.d -
I scream ‘ignoratio elenchi’ and attempt to flog the stupidity out of you with a wet noodle. Yar!
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Why , oh why, should people have to die for their religious beliefs? If there is such a thing as “the one, true god”, is he/she so demented as to take delight in the carnage that results from religious conflicts? Kinda like a video game, I guess. I think I’ll go wail at the wall.
To paraphrase Gen. George S. Patton - “The object of religious wars is not to die for your religion, but to make the other bastard die for his.”
What pasta goes well with sorrow?
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Nobody has asked an FSM-er (-ist?, I don’t know!) to “renounce their beliefs or die” to my knowledge, either. It’s because everyone secretly, deep down inside [their stomachs] loves His Noodliness!
Wait…How many FSM believers have actually recieved death threats over their religion?
I don’t think any. Mostly cause…This isn’t a widely known relgion. Seriously. i iddn’t even know about it until i read Rolling Stone last weekend.
None have died for this “religion” because we resort to reason rather than blind religious dogma.
What other religions have any kind of argument for their soundness? any?
I’ve gotten a couple… All of which from (le gasp!) Catholics.
Appearently they got really pissy when I said that Fungus (A simple organism) grows on rotting plants and stones, no god required, throwing their creation theory out the window.
Though that could have easily been chives for the FSM’s dinner plate… but who knows…
RAmen
As a matter of fact people have died for pastafarianism. There was this guy in kansas that died of botulism afther eating a tainted can of chef boyardee.