Comments on: I can’t believe the internet allows people like you http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Taylor http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-919755 Taylor Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:14:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-919755 "You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things." Why yes, we absolutely love to think about things. If we could, we would dedicate our entire lives to thinking about things. Oh wait...we do. Thank you, though. Thank you for being a complete and utter imbecile. We need people who don't enjoy thinking about things quite as much as you do to break the monotony of being intelligent, because, you know, being smart is really emotionally taxing and all. May the FSM be with you, oh comedic relief. “You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”
Why yes, we absolutely love to think about things. If we could, we would dedicate our entire lives to thinking about things. Oh wait…we do. Thank you, though. Thank you for being a complete and utter imbecile. We need people who don’t enjoy thinking about things quite as much as you do to break the monotony of being intelligent, because, you know, being smart is really emotionally taxing and all. May the FSM be with you, oh comedic relief.

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]]> By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-833476 Garrick McElroy Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:46:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-833476 "...it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…" The definition of Monster from the Latin root is "That is which is unknown, or unrevealed." The next sentence I cannot understand for the life of me. "You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things..." What? "You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts?" Me. I read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I saw the texts, there is a book, look it up. I'm not gonna go any further, I think my IQ just dropped a few points. Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net “…it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…”
The definition of Monster from the Latin root is “That is which is unknown, or unrevealed.”

The next sentence I cannot understand for the life of me.
“You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things…”
What?

“You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts?”
Me. I read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I saw the texts, there is a book, look it up.

I’m not gonna go any further, I think my IQ just dropped a few points.

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: bodie http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-802153 bodie Mon, 04 May 2009 05:58:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-802153 oh my pasta. this is probably the best one I've ever read. bless his heart for trying so hard. oh my pasta.
this is probably the best one I’ve ever read.
bless his heart for trying so hard.

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]]> By: JJ of Cascadia http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-775471 JJ of Cascadia Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:31:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-775471 "You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things." Honestly, I just don't see any harm in this. “You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”

Honestly, I just don’t see any harm in this.

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]]> By: Kamari Woodward http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-766242 Kamari Woodward Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:32:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-766242 i love these lyrics! i love these lyrics!

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]]> By: FSM Follower http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-741845 FSM Follower Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:46:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-741845 Um... "You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts? NO THEY HAVE NOT, because you totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them," Isn't Jesus a zombie? Um…
“You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts? NO THEY HAVE NOT, because you totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them,”

Isn’t Jesus a zombie?

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]]> By: MAN http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-732084 MAN Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:29:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-732084 Foolish joe. Foolish joe.

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]]> By: Sqid http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-702849 Sqid Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:01:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-702849 "YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up" Ah... So you admit it's made up? “YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up”
Ah… So you admit it’s made up?

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]]> By: Brian http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-675065 Brian Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:02:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-675065 Joe, Joe, eveyone knowa that Odin is cooler. Joe, Joe, eveyone knowa that Odin is cooler.

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]]> By: ObscurePasta http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-643311 ObscurePasta Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:15:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-643311 Hmm Satanism, good idea *Turns Up Gorgoroth, the band that is banned from the USA =D* (Just because their stage set contained sheep heads on stakes, "crucified" nude models, satanic symbols, and 80 litres of sheep's blood..) I agree that Satanism has as valid a place as Christinity and other similiar religions in the world. Eventually they will see the error of their ways and that the FSM is the one true supreme being... RAmen Hmm Satanism, good idea
*Turns Up Gorgoroth, the band that is banned from the USA =D*
(Just because their stage set contained sheep heads on stakes, “crucified” nude models, satanic symbols, and 80 litres of sheep’s blood..)
I agree that Satanism has as valid a place as Christinity and other similiar religions in the world.
Eventually they will see the error of their ways and that the FSM is the one true supreme being…
RAmen

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]]> By: Rice-a-Roni http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-622083 Rice-a-Roni Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:17:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-622083 Dear Mark T. You're right, THE INTERNET should not allow this. But just a friendly reminder, it's THE INTERNETS. you forgot the "S" in the end. See, since there are many things that make it up, our dear leader prez Bush has rightly pointed out that it should be called "the internets". personally, i'm a rice guy myself. down with pasta! Rice eaters of the world UNITE! With the 1.2B chinese & the 1B sundry other asians rice lovers, we can take down this BS PASTA crap. And don't worry - we'll figure out how to replace the noodly appendage with beads of rice. Dear Mark T.
You’re right, THE INTERNET should not allow this. But just a friendly reminder, it’s THE INTERNETS. you forgot the “S” in the end. See, since there are many things that make it up, our dear leader prez Bush has rightly pointed out that it should be called “the internets”.

personally, i’m a rice guy myself. down with pasta! Rice eaters of the world UNITE! With the 1.2B chinese & the 1B sundry other asians rice lovers, we can take down this BS PASTA crap. And don’t worry – we’ll figure out how to replace the noodly appendage with beads of rice.

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]]> By: Gabe http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-575583 Gabe Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:56:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-575583 Listen, Mark Your message is too ill-informed and poorly thought-out to be addressed with less than a short novel, so i will appeal to a few points. It seems to me that you dont understand how the internet works, nor freedom of speech, nor freedom of religion, nor anything about Pastafarianism. Perhaps you should calm your apparently fidgety fingers and your overactive, but still somehow underused, brain, and think about this for just a moment. The fact that this religion is entirely unbelievable is exactly why it exists. We are here to disprove the 'you cant prove he doesn't exist' argument, and for a large, sauce-drenched helping of shared laughter across the planet at you, and all the other hate-mailers out there who are to wrapped up in their fanatical beliefs to spare a second thought about anything they dont immediatly agree with. Congratulations, i wish you a quick, painless end (of your life or your beliefs, i care not) before you can spread your seed of hate and discord among the general population, and preferably before you reproduce because the last thing this planet needs is more violent, angry people such as you. I hope, for all our sakes and those of the entire species, that children never find out about you. Listen, Mark
Your message is too ill-informed and poorly thought-out to be addressed with less than a short novel, so i will appeal to a few points.
It seems to me that you dont understand how the internet works, nor freedom of speech, nor freedom of religion, nor anything about Pastafarianism. Perhaps you should calm your apparently fidgety fingers and your overactive, but still somehow underused, brain, and think about this for just a moment. The fact that this religion is entirely unbelievable is exactly why it exists. We are here to disprove the ‘you cant prove he doesn’t exist’ argument, and for a large, sauce-drenched helping of shared laughter across the planet at you, and all the other hate-mailers out there who are to wrapped up in their fanatical beliefs to spare a second thought about anything they dont immediatly agree with.
Congratulations, i wish you a quick, painless end (of your life or your beliefs, i care not) before you can spread your seed of hate and discord among the general population, and preferably before you reproduce because the last thing this planet needs is more violent, angry people such as you.
I hope, for all our sakes and those of the entire species, that children never find out about you.

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]]> By: LittleHeadThinker http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-568498 LittleHeadThinker Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:37:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-568498 Fake! Funny as hell, but fake! Everyone knows noodles have muscles. How else can they fling spaghetti sauce on my shirt. Fake! Funny as hell, but fake! Everyone knows noodles have muscles. How else can they fling spaghetti sauce on my shirt.

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-557602 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:40:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-557602 quotes: "and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real " and "YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you. " strike me as hilarious. So, it wasn't the gospels of Mark, Luke, Matthew and ..Ringo, after all? God wrote them? And tell me again of how GOD founded a religion? Hell, even Jesus Christ didn't found a religion, his followers did, and they had arguments about that, too. The majority thought they'd just refine Judaism. quotes: “and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real ” and
“YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you. ” strike me as
hilarious. So, it wasn’t the gospels of Mark, Luke, Matthew and ..Ringo, after all? God wrote them?

And tell me again of how GOD founded a religion? Hell, even Jesus Christ didn’t found a religion, his followers did, and they had arguments about that, too. The majority thought they’d just refine Judaism.

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]]> By: jobe http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-557246 jobe Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:40:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-557246 Christians worship a God who has committed mass murder on several occasions, on some occasions mass murder of chuildren. Also, per his own book, he created Mankind to force them to worship him to satiate his own insecurity. Sounds like a monster to me. Christians worship a God who has committed mass murder on several occasions, on some occasions mass murder of chuildren. Also, per his own book, he created Mankind to force them to worship him to satiate his own insecurity. Sounds like a monster to me.

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]]> By: DrainedAgain http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-541886 DrainedAgain Fri, 18 Jul 2008 02:06:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-541886 "I hope children don't find out about you." Hmm, it seems from this post that at least one already has. I'm not even being sarcastic. “I hope children don’t find out about you.” Hmm, it seems from this post that at least one already has.
I’m not even being sarcastic.

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]]> By: Ande http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-541615 Ande Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:12:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-541615 "You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things." this quote has a certain level of awesomeness attached to it, I might start put it on things, you know, the ones I like to think about, just because I feel like thinking about them “You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”
this quote has a certain level of awesomeness attached to it, I might start put it on things, you know, the ones I like to think about, just because I feel like thinking about them

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]]> By: Joe http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-511038 Joe Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:59:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-511038 My personal favorite is Thor, but hey, who am I to rain on anyone's religion, or beliefs. You all take care. My personal favorite is Thor, but hey, who am I to rain on anyone’s religion, or beliefs.

You all take care.

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]]> By: Derek Leale http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-510735 Derek Leale Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:10:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-510735 The difference between this religion and any other religion is? All religion is fake get a fucking clue people The difference between this religion and any other religion is? All religion is fake get a fucking clue people

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]]> By: Saefas http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2/#comment-510648 Saefas Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:29:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-510648 My absolute favorite part is "...like pasta didn't even exist when the world was created..." My absolute favorite part is “…like pasta didn’t even exist when the world was created…”

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