I can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this satanic filth. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the dumbest religion idea that anyone has ever worshiped. Anyone with 2/3 of a brain can tell it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…. you said so yourself!!!!!! How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME. The internet has got to stop this. You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things. Now look what has happened to you! You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts? NO THEY HAVE NOT, because you totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them, which the Kansas School Board is TOTALLY going to figure out, and your whole Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to get punctured like a big balloon and come floating down on your heads and completely crush you… and I’ll be there with plenty of spaghetti sauce to eat it up and rid the world of this Satanic idea, except that I wouldn’t do that because then your monster would be inside of me which I totally don’t want. LOSERS!!!! Don’t you get it? You made it all up! YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you. The people who say they saw this monster and wrote your bibles are tricking you to get you to believe in things that don’t make sense no matter how you figure it. Like pasta didn’t even exist when the world was created, so right there you are proved wrong. And in a 100 more ways too. Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts. I hope children don’t find out about you.
-Mark T.
[I suspect this one may be fake, but it was funny, so here it is. It could easily be real, too. The (correct) spelling and grammar is suspicious. --bobby]
There is no God… there are monsters though…
If there’s no God then I don’t exist so you’re not reading this… u don’t exist also… It’s all an illuuuuuusion!
Did u ever think about prefering going to Heaven or to Hell? Well… if u start thinking on WHO’s gonna be in Heaven (all the boring people, all the people that go to church and never have sex, never take drugs, never sin, …)
FUCK I WANT TO GO TO HELL!!! That’s where the party is !!!
So… sin a litle, and come with me… we’ll make a hell of a party downthere!
:D
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Its not satanic, its false bravery. While these people would never in their wildest dreams post a comic of “the prophet” they know that they have beaten down their neighborhood Christians enough so that we’re an easy target.
Except for African American Christians though, won’t see any fun of Rev. Wright being made here or the fact that Obama made himself by being a member of that church. Blacks are don’t matter because they aren’t as smart as these guys. To these “science politicians” its like allowing your children to believe in the boogeyman or the tooth fairy. Awwww, how cute the poor little black family goes to church – oh, God bless you to……. run along now, I feel good about caring for you and hating oil companies. Oh no, I”ll never take away your SUV, nah it will just be those poor white southerners that have been tricked into voting Republican. They used to be good little tikes like you but they got all uppity about their God. You dress in your purple suit and feathered hat and have a nice service – don’t forget, Bush is the devil!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I’m choking on irony.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So God has muscle now? I thought he was a ghost or something….
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Well, if this hate letter is true. This Bozo also believes in “the internet” as some sort of entity and it’s power to allow or ban.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I’ve been praying to God that He banish the internet – poosh be gone. Now I understand why He couldn’t do it. It’s because He has no muscles inside – just noodle
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This comment was absolutely hysterical. Even if it was a fake, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I just found this website but after browsing around for a while, I’ve decided to make it my homepage. This is the most brilliant satire I’ve ever seen. Ramen!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“The internet has got to stop this. You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”
FYI the internet is not a person and therefore can not “stop” anything. Plus, the second sentence in this quote is quite ignorant. Do you actually want people to stop thinking for themselves or just stop thinking at all, so that we can all become morons like you?
“Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts.”
What do you know of Him? Perhaps our Flying Spaghetti Monster does not need brainwaves! And you are stupid to say that scientific results are false. You just made a totally ignorant claim about brainwaves! FYI brainwaves were also discovered by scientists. And when you speak of scientists as stupid because they “have no Jesus in their hearts” than you look even more idiotic! Scientists can be of all religions and just because some of them do not believe the same as you doesn’t make them stupid!
-Love, Sara :)
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
My absolute favorite part is “…like pasta didn’t even exist when the world was created…”
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The difference between this religion and any other religion is? All religion is fake get a fucking clue people
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
My personal favorite is Thor, but hey, who am I to rain on anyone’s religion, or beliefs.
You all take care.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”
this quote has a certain level of awesomeness attached to it, I might start put it on things, you know, the ones I like to think about, just because I feel like thinking about them
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“I hope children don’t find out about you.” Hmm, it seems from this post that at least one already has.
I’m not even being sarcastic.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Christians worship a God who has committed mass murder on several occasions, on some occasions mass murder of chuildren. Also, per his own book, he created Mankind to force them to worship him to satiate his own insecurity. Sounds like a monster to me.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
quotes: “and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real ” and
“YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you. ” strike me as
hilarious. So, it wasn’t the gospels of Mark, Luke, Matthew and ..Ringo, after all? God wrote them?
And tell me again of how GOD founded a religion? Hell, even Jesus Christ didn’t found a religion, his followers did, and they had arguments about that, too. The majority thought they’d just refine Judaism.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Fake! Funny as hell, but fake! Everyone knows noodles have muscles. How else can they fling spaghetti sauce on my shirt.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Listen, Mark
Your message is too ill-informed and poorly thought-out to be addressed with less than a short novel, so i will appeal to a few points.
It seems to me that you dont understand how the internet works, nor freedom of speech, nor freedom of religion, nor anything about Pastafarianism. Perhaps you should calm your apparently fidgety fingers and your overactive, but still somehow underused, brain, and think about this for just a moment. The fact that this religion is entirely unbelievable is exactly why it exists. We are here to disprove the ‘you cant prove he doesn’t exist’ argument, and for a large, sauce-drenched helping of shared laughter across the planet at you, and all the other hate-mailers out there who are to wrapped up in their fanatical beliefs to spare a second thought about anything they dont immediatly agree with.
Congratulations, i wish you a quick, painless end (of your life or your beliefs, i care not) before you can spread your seed of hate and discord among the general population, and preferably before you reproduce because the last thing this planet needs is more violent, angry people such as you.
I hope, for all our sakes and those of the entire species, that children never find out about you.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Dear Mark T.
You’re right, THE INTERNET should not allow this. But just a friendly reminder, it’s THE INTERNETS. you forgot the “S” in the end. See, since there are many things that make it up, our dear leader prez Bush has rightly pointed out that it should be called “the internets”.
personally, i’m a rice guy myself. down with pasta! Rice eaters of the world UNITE! With the 1.2B chinese & the 1B sundry other asians rice lovers, we can take down this BS PASTA crap. And don’t worry – we’ll figure out how to replace the noodly appendage with beads of rice.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hmm Satanism, good idea
*Turns Up Gorgoroth, the band that is banned from the USA =D*
(Just because their stage set contained sheep heads on stakes, “crucified” nude models, satanic symbols, and 80 litres of sheep’s blood..)
I agree that Satanism has as valid a place as Christinity and other similiar religions in the world.
Eventually they will see the error of their ways and that the FSM is the one true supreme being…
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Joe, Joe, eveyone knowa that Odin is cooler.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up”
Ah… So you admit it’s made up?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Foolish joe.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Um…
“You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts? NO THEY HAVE NOT, because you totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them,”
Isn’t Jesus a zombie?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
i love these lyrics!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”
Honestly, I just don’t see any harm in this.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
oh my pasta.
this is probably the best one I’ve ever read.
bless his heart for trying so hard.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“…it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…”
The definition of Monster from the Latin root is “That is which is unknown, or unrevealed.”
The next sentence I cannot understand for the life of me.
“You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things…”
What?
“You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts?”
Me. I read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I saw the texts, there is a book, look it up.
I’m not gonna go any further, I think my IQ just dropped a few points.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
Like or Dislike:
0 
0