Comments on: I can’t believe the internet allows people like you http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:56:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Joe http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-511038 Joe Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:59:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-511038 My personal favorite is Thor, but hey, who am I to rain on anyone's religion, or beliefs. You all take care. My personal favorite is Thor, but hey, who am I to rain on anyone’s religion, or beliefs.

You all take care.

]]> By: Derek Leale http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-510735 Derek Leale Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:10:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-510735 The difference between this religion and any other religion is? All religion is fake get a fucking clue people The difference between this religion and any other religion is? All religion is fake get a fucking clue people

]]> By: Saefas http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-510648 Saefas Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:29:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-510648 My absolute favorite part is "...like pasta didn't even exist when the world was created..." My absolute favorite part is “…like pasta didn’t even exist when the world was created…”

]]> By: Sara :) http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-491492 Sara :) Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:37:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-491492 "The internet has got to stop this. You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things." FYI the internet is not a person and therefore can not "stop" anything. Plus, the second sentence in this quote is quite ignorant. Do you actually want people to stop thinking for themselves or just stop thinking at all, so that we can all become morons like you? "Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts." What do you know of Him? Perhaps our Flying Spaghetti Monster does not need brainwaves! And you are stupid to say that scientific results are false. You just made a totally ignorant claim about brainwaves! FYI brainwaves were also discovered by scientists. And when you speak of scientists as stupid because they "have no Jesus in their hearts" than you look even more idiotic! Scientists can be of all religions and just because some of them do not believe the same as you doesn't make them stupid! -Love, Sara :) “The internet has got to stop this. You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”

FYI the internet is not a person and therefore can not “stop” anything. Plus, the second sentence in this quote is quite ignorant. Do you actually want people to stop thinking for themselves or just stop thinking at all, so that we can all become morons like you?

“Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts.”

What do you know of Him? Perhaps our Flying Spaghetti Monster does not need brainwaves! And you are stupid to say that scientific results are false. You just made a totally ignorant claim about brainwaves! FYI brainwaves were also discovered by scientists. And when you speak of scientists as stupid because they “have no Jesus in their hearts” than you look even more idiotic! Scientists can be of all religions and just because some of them do not believe the same as you doesn’t make them stupid!

-Love, Sara :)

]]> By: Brian Mitchell http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-481078 Brian Mitchell Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:57:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-481078 This comment was absolutely hysterical. Even if it was a fake, it's still the funniest thing I've read in a while. I just found this website but after browsing around for a while, I've decided to make it my homepage. This is the most brilliant satire I've ever seen. Ramen! This comment was absolutely hysterical. Even if it was a fake, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I just found this website but after browsing around for a while, I’ve decided to make it my homepage. This is the most brilliant satire I’ve ever seen. Ramen!

]]> By: OldHippy http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-480848 OldHippy Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:20:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-480848 I've been praying to God that He banish the internet - poosh be gone. Now I understand why He couldn't do it. It's because He has no muscles inside - just noodle I’ve been praying to God that He banish the internet - poosh be gone. Now I understand why He couldn’t do it. It’s because He has no muscles inside - just noodle

]]> By: Pepin http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-478065 Pepin Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:14:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-478065 Well, if this hate letter is true. This Bozo also believes in "the internet" as some sort of entity and it's power to allow or ban. Well, if this hate letter is true. This Bozo also believes in “the internet” as some sort of entity and it’s power to allow or ban.

]]> By: George http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-474852 George Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:23:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-474852 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So God has muscle now? I thought he was a ghost or something.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So God has muscle now? I thought he was a ghost or something….

]]> By: just a mariner http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-473132 just a mariner Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:37:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-473132 I'm choking on irony. I’m choking on irony.

]]> By: B. Gonzalez http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-471962 B. Gonzalez Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:47:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-471962 Its not satanic, its false bravery. While these people would never in their wildest dreams post a comic of "the prophet" they know that they have beaten down their neighborhood Christians enough so that we're an easy target. Except for African American Christians though, won't see any fun of Rev. Wright being made here or the fact that Obama made himself by being a member of that church. Blacks are don't matter because they aren't as smart as these guys. To these "science politicians" its like allowing your children to believe in the boogeyman or the tooth fairy. Awwww, how cute the poor little black family goes to church - oh, God bless you to....... run along now, I feel good about caring for you and hating oil companies. Oh no, I"ll never take away your SUV, nah it will just be those poor white southerners that have been tricked into voting Republican. They used to be good little tikes like you but they got all uppity about their God. You dress in your purple suit and feathered hat and have a nice service - don't forget, Bush is the devil! Its not satanic, its false bravery. While these people would never in their wildest dreams post a comic of “the prophet” they know that they have beaten down their neighborhood Christians enough so that we’re an easy target.

Except for African American Christians though, won’t see any fun of Rev. Wright being made here or the fact that Obama made himself by being a member of that church. Blacks are don’t matter because they aren’t as smart as these guys. To these “science politicians” its like allowing your children to believe in the boogeyman or the tooth fairy. Awwww, how cute the poor little black family goes to church - oh, God bless you to……. run along now, I feel good about caring for you and hating oil companies. Oh no, I”ll never take away your SUV, nah it will just be those poor white southerners that have been tricked into voting Republican. They used to be good little tikes like you but they got all uppity about their God. You dress in your purple suit and feathered hat and have a nice service - don’t forget, Bush is the devil!

]]> By: GOD http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-471946 GOD Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:19:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-471946 There is no God... there are monsters though... If there's no God then I don't exist so you're not reading this... u don't exist also... It's all an illuuuuuusion! Did u ever think about prefering going to Heaven or to Hell? Well... if u start thinking on WHO's gonna be in Heaven (all the boring people, all the people that go to church and never have sex, never take drugs, never sin, ...) FUCK I WANT TO GO TO HELL!!! That's where the party is !!! So... sin a litle, and come with me... we'll make a hell of a party downthere! :D There is no God… there are monsters though…

If there’s no God then I don’t exist so you’re not reading this… u don’t exist also… It’s all an illuuuuuusion!

Did u ever think about prefering going to Heaven or to Hell? Well… if u start thinking on WHO’s gonna be in Heaven (all the boring people, all the people that go to church and never have sex, never take drugs, never sin, …)

FUCK I WANT TO GO TO HELL!!! That’s where the party is !!!

So… sin a litle, and come with me… we’ll make a hell of a party downthere!

:D

]]> By: Sparrow http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-471487 Sparrow Sat, 31 May 2008 18:25:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-471487 Giggle. This is a very funny fake, for it uses our own arguments against us (which doesn't work, we're satire). Nice one, Mark T. Giggle. This is a very funny fake, for it uses our own arguments against us (which doesn’t work, we’re satire). Nice one, Mark T.

]]> By: Kelvin http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469795 Kelvin Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469795 Wow. This really does prove that the Internet is a free place where anyone can air their views, regardless of whether or not it actually does make any sense at all. Congratulations. Now perhaps you'd like to go and found the Church of the Flying Fork Monster, which would chase after your Flying Spaghetti Monster, and perhaps add in some Flying Meatball Monsters? Wow. This really does prove that the Internet is a free place where anyone can air their views, regardless of whether or not it actually does make any sense at all. Congratulations. Now perhaps you’d like to go and found the Church of the Flying Fork Monster, which would chase after your Flying Spaghetti Monster, and perhaps add in some Flying Meatball Monsters?

]]> By: Mr. Deal http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469662 Mr. Deal Fri, 30 May 2008 14:10:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469662 This must be a fake. You're right the spelling is far too correct to have come from a religious zealot. Not to mention the obviously planned usage of TOTALLY. This must be a fake. You’re right the spelling is far too correct to have come from a religious zealot. Not to mention the obviously planned usage of TOTALLY.

]]> By: Mac N. Cheez http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469577 Mac N. Cheez Fri, 30 May 2008 12:53:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469577 Shoot guys - Al Gore just called. We've been banned from the internet. Evidently Mark T. is a very very powerful man to have had us banished. It was nice knowing you all while it lasted. RAmen, Mac. N. Cheez Shoot guys - Al Gore just called. We’ve been banned from the internet.

Evidently Mark T. is a very very powerful man to have had us banished. It was nice knowing you all while it lasted.

RAmen,
Mac. N. Cheez

]]> By: Lesser D http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469358 Lesser D Fri, 30 May 2008 09:49:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469358 "LOSERS!!!! Don’t you get it? You made it all up!" O'rly? Or did we just find the true path while you were still walking around in darkness, without even so much as a whiff of His Noodly Appendages? “LOSERS!!!! Don’t you get it? You made it all up!”
O’rly? Or did we just find the true path while you were still walking around in darkness, without even so much as a whiff of His Noodly Appendages?

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469265 Wench Nikkiee Fri, 30 May 2008 08:48:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-469265 Robert Bin The FSM when He is drunk? Multidimensional? Never mind it's happened to the best of them in the past. Still looks like a good effort. :) Robert Bin
The FSM when He is drunk? Multidimensional?
Never mind it’s happened to the best of them in the past. Still looks like a good effort. :)

]]> By: Kirk http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-468994 Kirk Fri, 30 May 2008 04:54:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-468994 It has to be a fake....has to be. (please, for the sake of my self respect as a human being say it's a fake) In fact it's a very good fake, only lacking in the fact that most people won't be able to congratulate the author for fear that it's not a mistake. The swing from 'it's made up' to 'I don't want your monster inside me' is too much (in more ways that one...I was wetting myself. The sarcasm 'TOTALLY' is a bit too prominent. Oh and 'YOu are the total opposite of a real religion' doesn't work for me...anyone who actually believes in one of these 'real religions' would surely only ever consider that there is only 'the' real religion, and the rest are all fake...?? either way, hilarious and well done Mark T (or whoever you are) It has to be a fake….has to be.

(please, for the sake of my self respect as a human being say it’s a fake)

In fact it’s a very good fake, only lacking in the fact that most people won’t be able to congratulate the author for fear that it’s not a mistake.

The swing from ‘it’s made up’ to ‘I don’t want your monster inside me’ is too much (in more ways that one…I was wetting myself. The sarcasm ‘TOTALLY’ is a bit too prominent. Oh and ‘YOu are the total opposite of a real religion’ doesn’t work for me…anyone who actually believes in one of these ‘real religions’ would surely only ever consider that there is only ‘the’ real religion, and the rest are all fake…??

either way, hilarious and well done Mark T (or whoever you are)

]]> By: rakudave http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-468599 rakudave Thu, 29 May 2008 22:33:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-468599 not getting the point has just been taken to the next level :-D not getting the point has just been taken to the next level :-D

]]> By: Robert Bin http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-468296 Robert Bin Thu, 29 May 2008 18:12:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/20/i-cant-believe-2.htm#comment-468296 Smite him! Non-believer! _ _ /_\ /_\ \_/ \_/ \ / _ ___\_____/___ ____ _____/ / \ \_______ /__ __ \ | | | | |___| |___| \ / \_____________/ Smite him! Non-believer!
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