I can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this satanic filth. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the dumbest religion idea that anyone has ever worshiped. Anyone with 2/3 of a brain can tell it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…. you said so yourself!!!!!! How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME. The internet has got to stop this. You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things. Now look what has happened to you! You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts? NO THEY HAVE NOT, because you totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them, which the Kansas School Board is TOTALLY going to figure out, and your whole Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to get punctured like a big balloon and come floating down on your heads and completely crush you… and I’ll be there with plenty of spaghetti sauce to eat it up and rid the world of this Satanic idea, except that I wouldn’t do that because then your monster would be inside of me which I totally don’t want. LOSERS!!!! Don’t you get it? You made it all up! YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you. The people who say they saw this monster and wrote your bibles are tricking you to get you to believe in things that don’t make sense no matter how you figure it. Like pasta didn’t even exist when the world was created, so right there you are proved wrong. And in a 100 more ways too. Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts. I hope children don’t find out about you.
-Mark T.
[I suspect this one may be fake, but it was funny, so here it is. It could easily be real, too. The (correct) spelling and grammar is suspicious. –bobby]
“..which the Kansas School Board is TOTALLY going to figure out”
..Are you serious?
“How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME”
..So lets ask questions and answer them ourselfs!
… and I’ll be there with plenty of spaghetti sauce to eat it up and rid the world of this Satanic idea, except that I wouldn’t do that because then your monster would be inside of me which I totally don’t want. LOSERS!!!!
Again, are you serious? Obviously the speghetti GOD comes with sauce and breadsticks on the side. Learn your facts!
“YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you”
God being the human that died 2000 years ago, right? Not like the bible has changed much then right?
“it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts”
You ATE Jesus?
But yeah, lets contradict ourselvs…
“Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle”
Right about there i started laughing my ass off
I agree, do have 2/3 of a brain
Idiot, you missed the whole point.
Yes. I do like to think freely. That is the beauty of living in a religious free society.
@bobby,
Yeah this is hard to tell if real or a joke.
Pasta be with you,
RAmen
Well I can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this hypocritical religious filth.
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Christianity is the dumbest religion idea that anyone has ever worshiped. Anyone with 2/3 of a brain can tell it’s false because you worship a ZOMBIE…. you said so yourself!!!!!! How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME.
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The people who say they saw this zombie rise from the dead and wrote your bibles are tricking you to get you to believe in things that don’t make sense no matter how you figure it. Like humans didn’t even exist when the world was created, so right there you are proved wrong.
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Literally *Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off*. I barely managed to keep breathing properly when reading the oh so funny words of Mark. This is either fake or some real ridiculous person. Oh well it made my day. Couldn’t stop grinning.
“satanic filth” + “rid the world of this Satanic idea”= Me laughing so much I cried.
Wow, the FSM simply disagrees with Bobby’s faith. Hopefully all theists don’t react this way when they’re presented with a belief that contradicts their own…
there is NO way someone is this stupid…please…let it be fake…or else something is TERRIBLY TERRIBLY wrong with the world. You sir, should not be allowed to use the internet EVER again. thank you
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol :) brilliant!
Freedom is a bitch aint it.
I just happened across this site and I think I just busted a seam in my pants. Man that was funny! I especially like the line Noodlenut quoted above. Thanks FSM, I will say my prayers to you tonight.
I don’t think the internet can do anything to stop us. After all, in the words of Alaksa’s representative Senator Ted Stevens, the internet is just a “series of tubes”.
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That and… you’re a total dumbass. Either way you look at it things aren’t going too great for you.
RAmen
… is this guy for real? how can anyone not figure out the real intent behind this? haha what a retard
Man wrote the bible not God, the same with our bible. God didn’t show up and write it all down; men did that for him with what they call divine guidance or inspiration. And a Flying Spaghetti Monster is no less preposterous than an invisible father figure, so try again. As to the noodly appendage, I don’t think you know our God well enough to be talking about his appendage. Anyway why would a God need muscles? Yours doesn’t have any. And just because it doesn’t fit with your religious view does not make it Satanic, Satanists are the ones with dibs on the term Satanic, read our sight again we worship FSM not Satan, but it is an easy mistake for the mentally deficient to make. Seriously, I would tell you that you need to sit down and think about these things before you write them, but I doubt you do much thinking at all. After all your own words show your contempt for the ability to think.
I can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this religious filth. Creationism is the dumbest science idea that anyone has ever worshiped. Anyone with 2/3 of a brain can tell it’s false because you worship a CREATOR…. you said so yourself!!!!!! How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME. The internet has got to stop this (because “the internet” is a person or committee of some sort, right?). You people don’t think any thing you feel like thinking just because you don’t like to think about things. Now look what has happened to you! You worship a CREATOR and then you make up a bunch of “science” texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your “science” texts? NO THEY HAVE NOT, because a bunch of religious FRAUDS totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them, which the Kansas School Board is TOTALLY going to figure out, and your whole Intelligent Design is going to get punctured like a big balloon and come floating down on your heads and completely crush you… and I’ll be there with plenty of beer to drink up and rid the world of this Pseudo-Scientific idea, except that I wouldn’t do that because then your idiocy might rub off on me which I totally don’t want. LOSERS!!!! Don’t you get it? You made it all up! You are the total epitome of a real religion where God makes it all up, NOT SCIENCE. The people who say they saw this Creation and wrote your bible are tricking you to get you to believe in things that don’t make sense no matter how you figure it. Like light humans even exist when the world was created, so right there you are proved wrong. And in a 100 more ways too. Like an incorporeal god could never work because it is not physical, just a fairytale, and it would need something physical to influence physical people, whose beliefs are FALSE anyway because they have no FSM in their hearts. I hope children don’t find out about you.
-Pirate Bard
………..oookkk where to start, how is this a satanic idea when we dont belive in christianity’s “satan”.
and another thing the internet cant take this off, it is not a person,a government,a forum with moderators,a school, it cannot be taken off…
obviously your a christian, and you belive in “god”(yes its not caped,OMFSM),so have fun with your “sinless life” and may you be touch by his noodly apendage,
-peace,love, and pirates!
I found a few things kinda funny
“which the Kansas School Board is TOTALLY going to figure out”
contradictions
“and I’ll be there with plenty of spaghetti sauce to eat it up and rid the world of this Satanic idea, except that I wouldn’t do that because then your monster would be inside of me which I totally don’t want.”
telling us that our god was telling the truth while his was lieing
“YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up”
“Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists”
I found it odd that he is talking to us about this when he worships a talking bush that is on fire and tells people to write laws in stone tablets
Mark:
I’m amazed you can consistently cross a street without getting hit by a bus. The only possible way is that someone still holds your hand when you do. Please come back when you grow a brain. Unless the bus gets you first. Then you’ll be sorry you missed out on the beer volcano and stripper factory.
‘You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.’
Yes, yes we do. Does this mean you don’t think? So basically you’re saying we’re smarter than you, thanks.