I can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this satanic filth. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the dumbest religion idea that anyone has ever worshiped. Anyone with 2/3 of a brain can tell it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…. you said so yourself!!!!!! How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME. The internet has got to stop this. You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things. Now look what has happened to you! You worship a MONSTER and then you make up a bunch of bible texts that you tell everyone are real but has anyone ever seen your bible texts? NO THEY HAVE NOT, because you totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them, which the Kansas School Board is TOTALLY going to figure out, and your whole Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to get punctured like a big balloon and come floating down on your heads and completely crush you… and I’ll be there with plenty of spaghetti sauce to eat it up and rid the world of this Satanic idea, except that I wouldn’t do that because then your monster would be inside of me which I totally don’t want. LOSERS!!!! Don’t you get it? You made it all up! YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you. The people who say they saw this monster and wrote your bibles are tricking you to get you to believe in things that don’t make sense no matter how you figure it. Like pasta didn’t even exist when the world was created, so right there you are proved wrong. And in a 100 more ways too. Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts. I hope children don’t find out about you.
-Mark T.
[I suspect this one may be fake, but it was funny, so here it is. It could easily be real, too. The (correct) spelling and grammar is suspicious. –bobby]
“Nothing can stop the work of FSM from progressing” - Caine
I would reaffirm that nothing, not “the internet” or even the French navy can stop it. You just need to relax, man.
Oh Dear… Not Another..
When will people learn that this is a satirical religion?! It is quite obvious to anyone with a brain in their head that this is a “religion” made to emphasize the stupidity of intelligent design. It is a mere religious statement, nothing more. Judging from the eloquency of your comment, however, it is obvious that you are highly unintelligent and thus would not understand the point that I am making.
Hi Mark T.
Thank you for providing a good laugh! ;-) (Even though it might be fake. As Bobby puts it: “The (correct) spelling and grammar is suspicious”.)
Here’s my favorites:
“You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things.”
“Don’t you get it? You made it all up! YOu are the total opposite of a real religion where God makes it all up, not you.”
“Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts.”
“because then your monster would be inside of me which I totally don’t want.”
Wait, wait, so do you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s existance or not? He can’t get inside you if he’s not real, can he? ;)
“Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside, just noodle, and it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts.”
Gotta love the completely out fo the blue stab at science.
Damn guys - Mark T. is right. Eventually the Kansas School Board is going to see right through our little ruse! I guess the jig is up.
Nice job seeing through our invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster before anyone else figured it out Mark T.
Stripper factories RULE!
WWFSMD
*num num num* Don’t mind me. I’m just feasting on the delicious irony/hypocrisy in this post.
I find I’m just a tad stuffed.
I honestly don’t think I could have another bite of your foolishness.
lets see,
===we think anything we want beacuse we like to think: true
===we made it all up: how is any other religion different, IRONY, but true
===it makes no sense: So… how can a burning bush talk? After you explain that I will consider your point
===you worship a monster: ummmm yea, i assume christian so ill remind you of sodom and gomorrah, the great flood, the 10 plagues in egypt…… list goes on. i’d rather the unfriendly looking one that turns out to be friendly to the friendly looking one that turns out to be a murdurous psycho
===anyone with 2/3 of a brain can see this is fake: yea, 1/3 more than you have
===I cant believe the internet allows for this stuff to be posted: well, after young-earth creationism the internet decided it had to lower its standards
===has any1 ever seen your bible texts: yes, its called the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster, you can find it anywhere
===the kansas school board is going to figure you out: they havent yet, like you said “it takes 2/3 of a brain to realize this is fake”, well those kansas rednecks have been interbreeding with close relatives for a long time, and this is when strange deformities start to set in………..
I am totally down with worshiping Spaghetti Monsters over a Vengeful all seeing all knowing NWO Fundamentalist Occult-based Anti-God.
All hail the SpagMo!!!!
“The internet has got to stop this.”
Brilliant! We will all pray to our Lord Internet to stop this! Really, there are kinkier things in internet even if that were a real religion
“is the dumbest religion idea that anyone has ever worshiped” i’m not so sure. Have you heard about christianism?
“You people think any thing you feel like thinking just because you like to think about things”
I’m sure you can’t read out that fast withouth mistakes
“You worship a MONSTER” And yours is a mass murderer, kinda of a terrorist
“you totally made them up, and then you pretended that you live your life by them”
Are we speaking again about christianism?
“rid the world of this Satanic idea” Satan doesn’t exists either
“The people who say they saw this monster and wrote your bibles are tricking you to get you to believe in things that don’t make sense no matter how you figure it.”
That’s a good point. of course the people who said that they saw the miracles in the bible were very different
“Like a noodly appendage could never work because it has no muscles inside”
Silly! It’s a Holy noddly appendage. It doesn’t needs muscles. Also, how could your God create us from dust? It has no cells “inside”.
“so right there you are proved wrong” Ok, so? we could prove you wrong 1000 times, and you would still believe. It’s called religion.
“the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts”
No comment. He must be kidding.
RAmen
@PB, I agree. The Irony in this mail is hilarious, at best.
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“Don’t you get it? You made it all up!”
Well, yes, we know that. We know this thing is made up. That’s why we joined. Because this religion, as far as science goes, is just as good as yours.
You seem to already know this:
“it would need brain waves to change the results of scientists, whose results are FALSE anyway because they have no Jesus in their hearts”
I’ve never heard of science requiring “Jesus in their heart”; and furthermore, I know plenty of scientist who are passionate Christians. The reason Christianity is never taken into account of Science is due to peer review: science has to be acceptable (i.e. religiously neutral) to all professional scientists of all religion, all around the world…including atheist, Buddhist, Anti-Christians, and my religion, Shintoist.
From here, whether you decide a scientific theory/fact that over a million scientists argued, tested, modified, and finally agreed upon all around world is True or False is of you own choice. Seeing so many people worked hard on finding evidence for and against evolution, and concluded that it is definitely real, I’d rather stick with Evolution than Intelligent Design, a “new” theory that very little scientists agree upon.
this got the most hilarious title I’ve ever seen
this was one of the funnier ones i have seen in a while. I wonder if he ‘prays’ to the Internet. He seems to think the Internet is a being who has powers of censorship. Maybe he lives in china.
Mark, where are your meds?
“The internet has got to stop this.”
quick, we need the heads of the internet to have a meeting, double time!
this unbeliever really needs the grace of the noodly appendage at this point in his life.
Ramen my brothers.
First of all, we have NO Bible because the Bible is a Christian text. We DO have The Gospel though, and i HAVE seen it. MANY MANY times, because i own a copy myself, and my friends all own copies. Also, just because Spaghetti wasn’t around in the beginning doesn’t mean He wasn’t. I mean he is just in the image of Spaghetti. Similarly your God had nothing of HIS image around at the beginning of time. People didn’t come around till BILLIONS of ears later. So please let us worship what we please.
Hmm…some decent logic for once. Too bad you do not have science professors endorsing your hypothesis, though.
yes please stop it… I’m peeing in my pants from laughing at this :)
Real or fake. I like it when people get it, but don’t actually get it. Very entertaining.
Dear Spaghetti Monster, thank you! Finally we get a troll that can spell, if not follow a logical conclusion. Still, another dull troll who wants to eat god. Hrm. Sounds Catholic to me.