Why do you feel the need to publish hate mail? Is it to prove a point that can’t be made without it? Was the rest of the site so insufficient that you have to make people feel sorry for you?
-Maria
[Don’t feel sorry for me. Hate-mails make my day. -bobby]
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Also, it can be used to show how st00pid some people are. You know, making ridiculous comments on our ‘parody religion’ that only strengthen when applied to their own holy system. That sort of stuff.
I.e. “You really believe your stupid god created everything in a few days? You’re lame! ‘Cause that’s impossible”, but with bad spelling and grammar, interspersed with curses and the occasional homophobic slur typed in full caps lock.
Whatsa matter, Maria. Don’t want to see the brain diseased hard core that constitutes “Bibul believin’ America”.
Hate mail exposes how studid and irrrational and hateful and spiteful much of Chrisendom truly is, and, as such, publishing it is an exercise in enlightenment. When you contrast the idiocy and obtuseness of the hate mailers with the clear pelucid logic of someone like Richard Dawkins, you come to an understanding of how much of a club foot the 26 percent of the evangelical christian electorate is on this great nation of ours.
And the great part is the children of these morons are reading on this site. That means we have a real shot at rescuing the next generation from fundamentalism, and that is a responsibility no sane rational non-believer can shirk from.
It’s only a matter of time before the United States becomes like Europe, and marginalizes Christianity for the dead end it truly is, and sites like this can only accelerate the process. So keep publishing the hate mail, Bobby!
I’d say, it is to prove a point. That we have an American Taliban trying to run everybody’s life. Hate mail shows explicitly the kind of morons we have in this country, from the President on down. They want to take us back to the 12th century. They want to ignore science. They want to cling to their absurd beliefs because some old holy book says it is so.
Why does religion have to be handled ‘respectfully’ just because it is religion? We’ve been nice for too long. We are fed up with it and will push back, hard.
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All hail the Noodly One.
Well, I figure Hate Mail is much more entertaining to read that Love Mail
I personally adore hate mail posters. It makes me LOL (literally) when I read their semi-coherent rantings. The Pastafarian responses reducing said posters to the level of domesticated primates echoing verbal noises that they heard the pack leader make, brings me to tearful hilarity. If laughter is indeed the ‘best medicine’, I figure this site has added at least a decade to my life. Unless stupidity undergoes a precipitous decline, I figure I might be able to live forever based on the humor coefficient this site provides me.
RAmen!
PC
How do you solve a problem like Maria? Pray with me child… Our pasta who art in heaven, swallowed be your name…
FSM is like turning on the lights in the kitchen. Hate mail is the cockroaches scurrying away. It’s gross, but kind of fun to watch. Alas, there are so many cockroaches, so sadly the fun may never end.
The hate-mail page is actually a creative spelling instruction site.
Ramen.
That’s deep m610. Really, really deep.
Seems that we are proving our point every time one of you emails us to carp about our “insane” religious beliefs. Thanks.
Sorry to interrupt this discussion, but I’ve been trying to post an original FSM song in the discussion group for songs and hymns. The registration process has not worked twice for me. I’ve tried to contact an administrator but I have to log in to do so, and it’s because I can’t log in that I need to contact an administrator. Help! Could someone post it for me? Is there another place I could post it?
It generally only the super-conservative Christian fanatics are the ones giving us hatemail. They appear to be the ones most threatened by our belief. I cannot imagine why.
Maria! I just met a girl named Maria! And suddenly that name… will never be the same…to me….Maria!
No, err, sorry that should be… Marinara! I just met a sauce named Marinara! And suddenly that name… will never be the same…to me….Marinara!
Oops. Got carried away with the spirit of his pastaness. Felt like singing. Nevermind. RAmen.
Unlike the conventional churches, we aren’t afraid of posting criticism. Nothing to hide here.
Hate mail is like a window on the world. It lets you look out and see how astonishingly stupid people can be, and still somehow remember to keep breathing.
Why publish Hate Mail?! WHY PUBLISH HATE MAIL?! I’ll tell you why! Because it proves to all of us just how irrational/unfriendly/idiotic/illiterate some people are! Hate mail is a wonderful thing I wish to always have on most sites so as to lighten up my day.
By the way, I think that if you DO have Hate Mail on a site it shows:
a)That you have a healthy sense of humour and
b)you are fully confident that the readers of your site are as good-humoured to enjoy the Hate Mail as you are.
Have a nice day! =)
as i have said before and probably many before me “you know you are doing something right when people hate you for it.
I come to this site everyday, hopinh to see that some other bigoted, hateful Christian has decided to try and ‘enlighten’ us with his veiws on our religion. I thoroughly enjoy reading their rants, with their pre-school level of grammer, un-needed or wanted caps-locking and the occasional case of l33t speak. And then, there’s always the joy of joining my fellow Pastafarians as we cut apart their arguments with the simple tools of logic and reasoning.
RAmen to you.
As Bobby said, Hatemails are so funny they make our day.
Hate mail is hilarious, that’s why.