Y’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK UP.S. GET A LIFE
-jb
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
So again according to the uneducated Bob, your beliefs define your sexual status. Let me ask you something “Redneck”, why does the Catholic Church preach that we should treat everyone equally and how we’d like to be treated, and yet Homosexuals, Lesbians, Bisexuals etc are hated and not condoned by the church? Catholicism=Hypocrisy!
And if you don’t understand any word in my above statement (which i’m sure you won’t understand about 50% of the words with more than 2 letters) feel free to use a dictionary.
instead of JB it should be BJ beacuse thats all else he has to do because he has NO LIFE!
Actually, you illiterate retard, there is far greater likelihood of there being intelligent life on other planets than there being a god, of any kind. and just for the record, who do you believe created the aliens, or didn’t your all knowing god tell you, you heathen!
Heres a riddle: Shakespeare could do it but you can’t ?
The Answer: Spell
Domb shit can’t even spell fuck right
invest in spell check
Dumb ass
homophobes round every corner.
I’m not even going to look at this until you go back to kindergarten and learn to spell, you fucking redneck hillbilly.
Ever thought about the fact that God says adultery is wrong, but then has a baby with Mary who’s married to…what’s his name…crap I forgot. Sorry, I’m not into Christianity.
First of all let me commend you wonderful spelling and your grasp of the english language(redneck) omg wtif lmao idftu uirtaj irg iafgafg JEEZ!
-RAmen
jb=
a jim beam
b jiggy bloke
c jesus’ buttbuddy
d justifiably bitter
e jealous of bisexuals
f john the baptist
g jawing balsphemies (which will inevitably lead to stale beer and nasty strippers)
h jerk ball
i jizz boy
j jabberwocking bile
k kickass bunghole
Not all the pastafarians are gay.
I am though lol
And given the vast quantities of space and time
Aliens probly do exist somewere
wow..just wow..if you think about though..everyone are aliens if you get my drift were all strangers somewhere
I beleive in aliens too
honestly you can’t seriously be vain enough to see billions of planets out there and think ours is the only one with life on it.
oh wait yes you can, you beleive in a god who created an entire universe with billions of planets and stars just so that we could have something to look at, one who created man ‘in his own image’ to be his chosen species.
p.s. get a brain
Wow!!
Is education optional in the US??
Even for the bible-addled dolts who send us hate mail this guy is exceptional.
I’ll pray to the FSM for him (and his teachers)
Haha.
He/she starts out “Y’all” a very southern introduction.
Then switches to “dis shyt” which is a very urban or “ghetto” spelling of “this shit”.
Its great. :D
Made my day.
Where do you think there from?
The down south ghetto?
Lol.
I have nothing wrong with either ethnics, but together, its just fucking funny.
It’s probably just another wanna-be ganster.
:D
This mail just gets better and better.