Y’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK UP.S. GET A LIFE
-jb
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
gotta love dummies/people that NEVER get laid AND don’t know why….
ive found my real gods. trying to decide between fsm, master cheif and the jedi. they all seem so real to me…
Wait a minute, back up here jb - you TALKED to some aliens? And they spoke against the FSM??
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First of all, everyone knows that aliens are gay so if you believe them then what does that make YOU? A GAY alien believer? Or a gay ALIEN believer?
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Second of all, how do you know that the aliens you talked to weren’t pulling your (middle) leg (they are GAY y’know!)?
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Third of all don’t believe everything gay aliens tell you. FSM loves you. You’re saucy. He’s cheesy. You’d be a perfect match for our God. Come into the light. RAmen.
Fuk U? Is that some Chinese street slang or something? I can’t even comprehend your post, let alone how you know how to use a computer. So fuk U, friend.
some carpenter from nazareth once said “bless those who curse you”
so… bless you, my son. May you be touched (in a non-sexual way) by His Noodly Goodness!!!
Another moron comes out of the closet.
I wish to say that even though you speak badly against our God, and do not believe in His existence, He will continue loving and protecting you. I pray for you my good, non-believing friend.
A. Don’t disrespect gays, some are really hot… *Thinks of John Barrowman
ill get a life when u learn to spell.
Actually, I AM gay. So why don’t you go get an English teacher that can at the very least teach you how to properly spell your insults.
-Jeebuz
P.S. - The P.S. goes after your signature.
now although i agree with my fellow pastafarian’s that this man is clearly undereducated and misguided. i think that he does deserve a bit of credit. he bothered to take a bit of extra time and translate his red neck accent so that we can all know that we are dealing with a 100 percent full southern fried American. saving us the time of thinking that the post might hold any relevant arguments after the first word. well, peace out Y’all. hope the aliens prove more sociable for you than for me.
Huh… I’ve only been around on His (FSM’s) great earth for 17 years and I have always hoped someday to be as smart as Mr. jb over here. have I been spelling “is” wrong my entire life, is “this” really pronounced “dis”… wow sorry I have to stop and think this over for a while.
My child support payments say otherwise.
has your God never blessed you with the gift of perfect spelling? I’d pray for you, for blessed are the poor of soul, for the kingdom of heaven will be theirs.
Ramen!
I believe aliens too. They have no reason to lie.
Real god. Y’all iz sportin an oxymoron. Look it up. In a book maybe.
Y’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK U
Let’s have a look at this statement.
Let’s have a look at this statement.
Y’ALL is used mostly in the Southern U.S. to address more than one person (pronoun; informal)
iz could be interrupted as “l337” speak.
Now “iz GAY” or more properly “is Gay” is where my confusion begins. “iz GAY” can be interpreted as urbonic meaning almost anything from relating to sexual attraction to having a carefree sprit.
Moving on “dis shyt FUK U” seems to again combine urbonics with “l337” speak.
‘go find a real god.’ Well it should be its own sentence ‘Go find a real God.’
So this piece of electronic correspondence has been brought to us by a Southern, elite, urban dwelling, fowl mouth; who truly believes in aliens.
If there were a merciful God jb would be dead by now.
I take it he dosnt beleive the fine news outlets at South Park. you saw what they did to Cartman. I think all Pastafarians every where should pray for this poor fools ass. and jb, (AKA dick munching ass clown) when the dish comes from your ass and they start their alien revolution, dont come running here…and for crying out loud…take a freakin english class.
yo mama is gay! i showed him B)
To back things up just a bit, using the term Y’all seems to me to indicate that JB is from the “Bible Belt” which seems to explain it all. The rest just sort falls into place with that datum.
this has to be a joke, look, they must be pranking us! sarcasm is comedy!!