Y’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK UP.S. GET A LIFE
-jb
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
My oh my! Inbreds on the Internet. What will they think of next? I have to admit though; my curiosity is piqued. Why do they hate us so much? Does the Christian God hate us? Weird!
This guy reminds me of the people in the movie “Idiocracy”. In it a 21st century man is transported 3 centuries into the future and finds a completely disfunctional society run by idiots. Those people characterize knowledge as “Fag Stuff”. Doesn’t that say it all about this poster.
Real gods? I suggest you read Memorial Service by H. L. Mencken (http://www.ratbags.com/rsoles/comment/menckengods.htm) to find out the fate of real gods. It’s a very short read. It’s only an article. I’m sure even someone with so little a grasp of the English language could finish it will little pain.
if you think this is so sad and gay, what were you doing on this site to leave this comment in the first place?
RAmen
And this, my friends, is why cousins should not marry.
Wasn’t there something in the Bible about “Not hating other peoples’ religions”? Something along those lines, or at least there ought to be. And honestly, if you’re going to insult someone (Blimey, I have said this so many times I have perfected the speech), then you must first assume an authoritative posture, in your case that would be spelling correctly, and then deliver a series of denouncements without leaving your enemy any ground. That is how you insult someone.
Needless to say, you have failed at every point.
May you be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
`Ramen’.
PS: I would like to state that I was once an atheist, untill I saw the Meatball. I am now a faithful Pastafarian, and have been doing my best to spread the word.
PPS: My brother is gay. He could beat you to a pulp, “jb”. I hope I have stricken a chord.
“go find a real god”
There are no real gods. Only spaghedeities.
And you can’t spell “is.”
Also, I find it rather amusing that he bothers to take time out of his obviously busy life to send nearly incoherent hate mail.
Notice he said “a” god, not “the” god, so can’t there be more than one?
That guy has a god, that other guy has a different god, I’ll have my own and not force it down other people’s throats.
Alas another potential Christian??? Real gods like the guy who can walk on water and rises from the dead. Or would Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny suffice? At least I know how mine tastes…damn good!
It looks like stupid is making a comeback.
Fuck me???? Who ’s gay now?
“real god”… isn’t that an oxymoron?
I guess he is referring to me with the gay thing… maybe one of my I-am-not-gay-I-don’t-know-what-got-in-to-me-it-is-all-your-fault-that-I-have-gay-sex ex-flings/gf/one-night-stands.
hahahahaha
Someone got whacked up side the head with a bible one too many times!
Get a dictionary…
Well his noodly appendage does not really care who you are partnered with, as long as it is consentual, and you use barrier methods (See the 8th I’d really rather you didn’t… for reference), so many of us could be gay. I also know many who are geeks, many who are feminist and many who also believe in aliens that are pastafarian.
the flying speghetti monster is a real god
Is spellcheck forbidden by the Bible?