Y’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK UP.S. GET A LIFE
-jb
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
You, sir, deserve no response.
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And thus, I won’t say anymore.
Blasphemy!! HE is a real God - All Praise Flying Spaghetti Monster - and you should pray to be touched by His Noodly Appendage. And for the record, HE also created the aliens. If you believe in the aliens then you MUST believe in their Creator………..
(I’ll leave the rest to you guys because I don’t even know where to start. I think my IQ may have dropped from just reading his comment)
‘Ramen’
Mac
i think you are un open to other beliefs or any beliefs because you lack an awareness of the spiritual in this realm, or your just extremly retarded, either way i disagree with you.
W00t? You actually correspond with aliens? Wow, then you probably have the right to murder the English language.
P.S. Get an education
-gb
Who’s got less of a life? The person who believes in freedom or the person who constantly tries to crush that person’s freedom?
Ah, yes. It is entirely possible that the above response is indeed an attack on our collective sexuality. It is also possible, however, that said response is actually a deep-seated cry for help in a world increasingly deaf, dumb and blind (dumb, at least) to the plaintive cries of those seeking solace from increasing hidebound pedagogies… Or maybe not.
Whatever the case, may His noodly appendage guide the writer to find those aliens he so desperately seeks.
Hahaha, why thank you handjob :D
I bet you have a pretty interesting life criticizing others.
Love and Peace
Sorry, read it wrong, published by henderob, but text was from JB
My bad :(
I just get sad when people mock FSM.
I’m glad His name is still honoured.
Thank you for this website!
Nope. I refuse to beleive any of this any more. Someone is pulling our leg. This has to be fake. Soeone is bored with the lack of hate mail and is making this shit up.
No one can be this dysfunctional by accident and survive. Natural selection must take them out. If this is real then medical science has a lot to answer for by allowing him/her to remain alive.
P.P.S. Lern 2 speel..
Go find an English tutor. And if you come on this site just to insult us and tell us to get a life, you are probably the one lacking a life. Don’t worry though, the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves all of his creations; even the badly designed ones.
Spartan
May you be touched by His noodly appendage.
awwwwwwwwwww…….so nice to see the students of polk county reaching out to us.
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& the grammar has improved dramatically, kudos to the board of education.
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Ramen.
PS. Go to school.
Oh Great Prophet Bobby,
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Please. No more of this useless ranting. We already know there are idiot children abroad in the land. Enough, already. In FSM’s name. Please stop.
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RAmen
Go find a real god? How do you suggest I do that?
And how did you come to know the sexual preferences of each and every one us? Seems rather unlikely. You seem to be evidence that aliens of subhuman intelligence have mated with the human population, so no wonder you believe in aliens.
Anyway, all can partake of and consume the FSM, regardless of sexual preference. And we are not just about noodles, but Ravioli too. And even Tortellini, for that matter. The FSM is both real and tasty, which cannot be said for any other god.
Member At Large of the Secret Ravioli Sect
Well, if you think about it, the chances for extraterrestrial life are high, but it is not proven that it exists. FSM, however, is real. We have a book on him, and there have been numerous sightings. He is a real god.
Also, if you speak proper English, don’t mindlessly insult us and have a valid point, people will take you seriously. Otherwise, you’re just another idiot who dislikes anything different than the mainstream.
Get a life, jb
Peace to everyone else
This is just more proof of the bad english skills of hate mailers.
Nice grammar.
Go back to school and learn to spell fucker!