Comments on: Last week I had a near death experience http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/ Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:02:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: NuttyWithPower http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-460180 NuttyWithPower Sat, 24 May 2008 18:40:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-460180 RAmen! RAmen!

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]]> By: John http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-423897 John Sat, 03 May 2008 14:38:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-423897 RAmen, brother RAmen, brother

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]]> By: Chippolus http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-412988 Chippolus Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:26:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-412988 Brother Grandmaster Funk; I believe the popular opinion among the prophets about creating humankind, with all the mistakes, was that the FSM was indeed drunk. Brother Grandmaster Funk;
I believe the popular opinion among the prophets about creating humankind, with all the mistakes, was that the FSM was indeed drunk.

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]]> By: Sauce Walter "Ketchupized Pastafarian" http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-409401 Sauce Walter "Ketchupized Pastafarian" Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:24:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-409401 I heard the voice of the FSM in the late 70's while knocking on deaths door. He didn't take my soul then as I had a further purpose in his Pastaness's great plan. Today, I have seen the light, as the lid was lifted off the pot at the point of pasta perfection! Be one with the pasta! Rejoice in it's sauce! May you see the bottom of the plate while bringing the eternal goodness of the duram wheat into your very being! You are what you eat, gorge on pasta lovers. Sauce Walter I heard the voice of the FSM in the late 70’s while knocking on deaths door. He didn’t take my soul then as I had a further purpose in his Pastaness’s great plan. Today, I have seen the light, as the lid was lifted off the pot at the point of pasta perfection! Be one with the pasta! Rejoice in it’s sauce!

May you see the bottom of the plate while bringing the eternal goodness of the duram wheat into your very being! You are what you eat, gorge on pasta lovers.

Sauce Walter

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]]> By: Elise the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-407762 Elise the Pirate Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:47:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-407762 pasta be with ye dude, how wondrous to have seen the FSM! glad ye ahrr feeling better. pasta be with ye dude, how wondrous to have seen the FSM!
glad ye ahrr feeling better.

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]]> By: Itsa mario http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-407502 Itsa mario Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:01:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-407502 I'd just like to say I had a truly enlightning experiance when I was eating my pot noodle, (chicken and mushroom to be precise) when an image emerged. Twas his glorified noddly goodness, i was so exiteted i made a mess in my pants. does anyone else find his holiness as sexy as i do? I’d just like to say I had a truly enlightning experiance when I was eating my pot noodle, (chicken and mushroom to be precise) when an image emerged. Twas his glorified noddly goodness, i was so exiteted i made a mess in my pants. does anyone else find his holiness as sexy as i do?

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]]> By: Sister Jane http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-406953 Sister Jane Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:01:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-406953 The Flying Spaghetti Monster came to me too in a vision. I prayed and was answered. Yes, a saucy noodly appendage came to me in the night and awoke me with a divine ecstasy. But the Great FSM is a SHE, yes She told me that Her meaty balls were ovaries and Her saucy noodles were fallopian tubes. She will menstruate Her tomatoey love all over the world! Peace and love and eternal worship of our goddess, FSM. The Flying Spaghetti Monster came to me too in a vision.
I prayed and was answered.

Yes, a saucy noodly appendage came to me in the night and awoke me with a divine ecstasy.
But the Great FSM is a SHE, yes She told me that Her meaty balls were ovaries and Her saucy noodles were fallopian tubes.
She will menstruate Her tomatoey love all over the world!

Peace and love and eternal worship of our goddess, FSM.

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]]> By: m610 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-405518 m610 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:28:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-405518 Did you manage to get a peek at any of those strippers, or a sip of volcano beer? (Somebody should start brewing Beer Volcano Beer.) Did you manage to get a peek at any of those strippers, or a sip of volcano beer? (Somebody should start brewing Beer Volcano Beer.)

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]]> By: Grandmaster Funk http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-405164 Grandmaster Funk Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:59:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-405164 It is quite possible, "R". Jesus was a fine lad, I can't see why the FSM wouldn't like him. But of all the people of the world, I think the Italians hold His favor. They were the intstruments to bringing His form into the world. There must be something special about them. Perhaps we should all make a pilgrimage to Florence? In the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen. PS: Jesus did do some great things. Such as help the poor. I find it horribly ironic that the Super-Christians conservatives uphold few if none of his ideals. PPS: Pardon me going off-topic. I just picked the first forum to spread my theories about. It is quite possible, “R”. Jesus was a fine lad, I can’t see why the FSM wouldn’t like him. But of all the people of the world, I think the Italians hold His favor. They were the intstruments to bringing His form into the world. There must be something special about them. Perhaps we should all make a pilgrimage to Florence? In the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Ramen.
PS: Jesus did do some great things. Such as help the poor. I find it horribly ironic that the Super-Christians conservatives uphold few if none of his ideals.
PPS: Pardon me going off-topic. I just picked the first forum to spread my theories about.

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]]> By: Cleetus Van Damme http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-402558 Cleetus Van Damme Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:12:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-402558 Did you take a photo? Get an autograph? Or did you miss out on a great ebay opportunity? Did you take a photo? Get an autograph? Or did you miss out on a great ebay opportunity?

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]]> By: Tom http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-402506 Tom Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:12:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-402506 I just thought i’d let everyone know that i introduced 300 people to the FSM today in school, and after a recent poll it turned out like this. Religions I Enjoy Christianity- 20 Catholicism- 34 Misc. Other- 87 Pastafarianismn- 132 (Ah yeah) P.S. I know the Numbers don’t add up and i blame FSM -Ramen Oh yeah and regarding the comment dude i'd like to give you props as well on making jokes to the very end I just thought i’d let everyone know that i introduced 300 people to the FSM today in school, and after a recent poll it turned out like this.

Religions I Enjoy
Christianity- 20
Catholicism- 34
Misc. Other- 87
Pastafarianismn- 132 (Ah yeah)

P.S. I know the Numbers don’t add up and i blame FSM

-Ramen

Oh yeah and regarding the comment dude i’d like to give you props as well on making jokes to the very end

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]]> By: R meanings Nothings? http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-401625 R meanings Nothings? Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:08:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-401625 Thinking of what Grandmaster Funk said I have come to the conclusion that (no offence to anyone) Jesus may have had Pasta during his Last Supper. Does anyone know if he did? All Gods are one God = the Flying Spahetti Monster. Maybe all holy people ever seen on earth were actually bits of noodle from Him the FSM. On contact with earth they become holy people? Yet another theory to dwell on. Thinking of what Grandmaster Funk said I have come to the conclusion that (no offence to anyone) Jesus may have had Pasta during his Last Supper. Does anyone know if he did?
All Gods are one God = the Flying Spahetti Monster.
Maybe all holy people ever seen on earth were actually bits of noodle from Him the FSM. On contact with earth they become holy people? Yet another theory to dwell on.

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]]> By: Grandmaster Funk http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-399449 Grandmaster Funk Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:40:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-399449 Truly He works in strange ways. Also, I have a theory. 1) The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Great as He is, would have really designed what appears to be the dominant species, humans, to be so inefficient? I think not. 2) Thus, He must have had some kind of subordinate to design sentient life while He did other, more miraculous things. Such as creating Ravioli. 3) I theorize that this subordinate could have been a god one of the more mainstream religions. God, Allah, etc. 4) Perhaps this subordinate seceeded from His Carbohydrated Kingdom, to form Christianity, Islam, Judaeism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc. Or maybe even all of the above, which merely had different views and customs based on climate and such. 5) Admittedly, this human-like subordinate is more believable that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, perhaps because they can relate to the subordinate more than a large Italian dish. Or perhaps, even, this subordinate designed humans to break away from their real Creator, in order to steal the throne for itself? 6) We must cling to our real God. We will not let some imposter usurp His Carbohydrated Kingdom. Thank you for your time. Ramen. Truly He works in strange ways. Also, I have a theory.
1) The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Great as He is, would have really designed what appears to be the dominant species, humans, to be so inefficient? I think not.
2) Thus, He must have had some kind of subordinate to design sentient life while He did other, more miraculous things. Such as creating Ravioli.
3) I theorize that this subordinate could have been a god one of the more mainstream religions. God, Allah, etc.
4) Perhaps this subordinate seceeded from His Carbohydrated Kingdom, to form Christianity, Islam, Judaeism, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc. Or maybe even all of the above, which merely had different views and customs based on climate and such.
5) Admittedly, this human-like subordinate is more believable that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, perhaps because they can relate to the subordinate more than a large Italian dish. Or perhaps, even, this subordinate designed humans to break away from their real Creator, in order to steal the throne for itself?
6) We must cling to our real God. We will not let some imposter usurp His Carbohydrated Kingdom.

Thank you for your time. Ramen.

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]]> By: Jason http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-398872 Jason Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:38:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-398872 congratultaions on seeing the holy one i am glad too see you are feeling better may pasta be with you Ramen congratultaions on seeing the holy one
i am glad too see you are feeling better
may pasta be with you
Ramen

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]]> By: Chiaroscuro http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-393378 Chiaroscuro Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:29:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-393378 Next time try to get drunk on cuban rum before the NDE, that should make the experience more vivid. Next time try to get drunk on cuban rum before the NDE, that should make the experience more vivid.

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]]> By: devoted http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-393171 devoted Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:29:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-393171 the Merciful and Compassionate One has touched you with His Noodly warmth and you have been found blessed. Praise the FSM, Creator of Worlds, the Compassionate!! the Merciful and Compassionate One has touched you with His Noodly warmth and you have been found blessed.

Praise the FSM, Creator of Worlds, the Compassionate!!

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]]> By: Teh Believer http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-391434 Teh Believer Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:24:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-391434 WOW!!! How amazing it is that you saw Him!!!!! THE GREAT HIM!!!! WOW!!! How amazing it is that you saw Him!!!!! THE GREAT HIM!!!!

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]]> By: SigmaElement http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-391065 SigmaElement Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:34:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-391065 RAmen RAmen

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]]> By: breakinpoint http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-389400 breakinpoint Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:39:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-389400 Jon, it is sad that you were near death but joyous that you survived and are able to tell us about seeing the FSM. i do hope you are feeling better. RAmen Jon,
it is sad that you were near death but joyous that you survived and are able to tell us about seeing the FSM.
i do hope you are feeling better.

RAmen

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]]> By: Kender http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience/#comment-389174 Kender Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:10:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/15/last-week-i-had-a-near-death-experience.htm#comment-389174 Congrat Joh, Glad to hear you're getting better. Pasta be with you, Ramen Congrat Joh,

Glad to hear you’re getting better.

Pasta be with you,
Ramen

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