Comments on: Somalia – Lots of Pirates, low Carbon Emissions http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Captain NoBrain http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-824430 Captain NoBrain Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:27:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-824430 The critisim of pirates is itself a sin and can be regarded as Blasphemy. Shame on all of you who would condemn the fellow brethern. You must believe!!!!! Just look at the evidence......these are real pirates and they more than likely do distrubute candy to children in Somalia. This candy has to be paid for somehow.......booty!!!!! It is completely unfair how the are treated on the world stage by the western powers. This is a prime example of US and EU aggression against ordinary decent pirates. Please note also that the US and EU are primarily Christian countries. Once again the agressive Christian attacks the poor Pastifarian. The day is coming my fellow pirates when the world will be washed in a wave of hot sauce. When this happens it will be stale beer for the Christians!!!!!! Mark my words our lord the FSM is coming to judge us all and the wicked will behold his wrath. The critisim of pirates is itself a sin and can be regarded as Blasphemy. Shame on all of you who would condemn the fellow brethern. You must believe!!!!! Just look at the evidence……these are real pirates and they more than likely do distrubute candy to children in Somalia. This candy has to be paid for somehow…….booty!!!!! It is completely unfair how the are treated on the world stage by the western powers. This is a prime example of US and EU aggression against ordinary decent pirates. Please note also that the US and EU are primarily Christian countries. Once again the agressive Christian attacks the poor Pastifarian. The day is coming my fellow pirates when the world will be washed in a wave of hot sauce. When this happens it will be stale beer for the Christians!!!!!! Mark my words our lord the FSM is coming to judge us all and the wicked will behold his wrath.

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]]> By: TheFewTheProudTheMarinara http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-738100 TheFewTheProudTheMarinara Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:49:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-738100 Let's say you were poor fishermen, just scrapping out a living in a lawless land. Since there was no central government to speak of, multinational fishing companies pillaged you fishing grounds. When you protested, you were met with gunfire. What to do? Two options come to mind. 1) Starve 2) Take it out on those rich foreigners. Just goes to show you how the "good" people of the world can create pirates. Let’s say you were poor fishermen, just scrapping out a living in a lawless land. Since there was no central government to speak of, multinational fishing companies pillaged you fishing grounds. When you protested, you were met with gunfire. What to do? Two options come to mind. 1) Starve 2) Take it out on those rich foreigners.

Just goes to show you how the “good” people of the world can create pirates.

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]]> By: glenghis khan http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-737979 glenghis khan Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:02:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-737979 If these somalians are real pirates why is it so bloody hot in somalia. These are not real pirates but an insult to piracy(please read my letter in bash street kids If these somalians are real pirates why is it so bloody hot in somalia. These are not real pirates but an insult to piracy(please read my letter in bash street kids

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]]> By: glenghis khan http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-737967 glenghis khan Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:45:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-737967 please read my articals inbash street kids these somalians are not real pirates But a mokery to F.S.M please read my articals inbash street kids these somalians are not real pirates But a mokery to F.S.M

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]]> By: numby http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-737841 numby Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:58:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-737841 OK Great, so like, as per the FSM carbon offsetting via pirates, Somalia is in front of Australia; GGGee as if we don't have enough problems down here, now Australia is BEHIND Somalia...great! Farking great, thanks a pasta for your FSM enlightenment oh pesto one. OK Great,
so like,
as per the FSM carbon offsetting via pirates,
Somalia is in front of Australia;
GGGee as if we don’t have enough problems down here, now Australia is BEHIND Somalia…great!

Farking great, thanks a pasta for your FSM enlightenment oh pesto one.

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]]> By: Fabio Marton http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-719424 Fabio Marton Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:02:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-719424 I know maybe it's too early to celebrate and we better wait for the long-term hard data to be revealed but... don't you think this winter is particularly cold?... GO SOMALIA!!! GO!!! I know maybe it’s too early to celebrate and we better wait for the long-term hard data to be revealed but… don’t you think this winter is particularly cold?…

GO SOMALIA!!! GO!!!

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]]> By: DAn th pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-678170 DAn th pirate Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:34:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-678170 Seen this? poor, poor pirates...[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7725771.stm] Seen this? poor, poor pirates…[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7725771.stm]

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]]> By: Artie http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-407798 Artie Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:38:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-407798 Great! you can also show that as bikinis become smaller, the polar ice is melting. Let's forbid nudism!!! Great! you can also show that as bikinis become smaller, the polar ice is melting. Let’s forbid nudism!!!

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]]> By: Elise the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-407759 Elise the Pirate Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:46:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-407759 I concur with Anonymous, caveat lector, Pope Pixel I, Darwin, and Grandmaster Funk. these be true Pyrates at heart and their piratical actions make up for the lack of traditional pyrate garb. I concur with Anonymous, caveat lector, Pope Pixel I, Darwin, and Grandmaster Funk. these be true Pyrates at heart and their piratical actions make up for the lack of traditional pyrate garb.

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]]> By: Grandmaster Funk http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-402057 Grandmaster Funk Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:39:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-402057 It is debatable. The boat is not impressive. The RPG is. I think the desicive factor is that their boat is gasoline-powered, and Somalia STILL has the lowest carbon emission with oil-wasting pirates running amok. The FSM is pleased. Ramen. It is debatable. The boat is not impressive. The RPG is.
I think the desicive factor is that their boat is gasoline-powered, and Somalia STILL has the lowest carbon emission with oil-wasting pirates running amok. The FSM is pleased.
Ramen.

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]]> By: Brighto http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-399761 Brighto Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:14:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-399761 I just got enlightend, now I am truly adherent. I just got enlightend, now I am truly adherent.

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]]> By: Ben http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-399630 Ben Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:55:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-399630 OK - for all of you who have missed the obvious. These are REAL pirates. The are not wearing their regular pirate regala is because they are all on their way to a fancy dress party. Pirates can't wear their regualr day clothes to a fancy dress party, they have to dress up of course! OK – for all of you who have missed the obvious. These are REAL pirates. The are not wearing their regular pirate regala is because they are all on their way to a fancy dress party. Pirates can’t wear their regualr day clothes to a fancy dress party, they have to dress up of course!

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]]> By: One-eyed Wonderkin http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-393787 One-eyed Wonderkin Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:12:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-393787 That is not a rocket launcher. That is a tee-shirt launcher. The type of launcher that puts the tee shirt on the 3rd level of the stadium! . That is not a rocket launcher. That is a tee-shirt launcher. The type of launcher that puts the tee shirt on the 3rd level of the stadium!
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]]> By: Dylesxic http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-391820 Dylesxic Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:38:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391820 Your right, or his right... Oh wait, I see, it doesn't matter much. Your right, or his right… Oh wait, I see, it doesn’t matter much.

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]]> By: Bucken http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-391790 Bucken Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:18:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391790 No Yarrrr, you can't deny that that's definitely not a pirate ship. It's small and engine powered. Using fuel! That guy's probably stolen the peg leg from a real pirate, who was busy handing out candy and generally making the world a better place. . By the way, is that guy holding a rocket launcher? While the other guys have to do with wooden sticks? That's not a piratey thing to do... No Yarrrr, you can’t deny that that’s definitely not a pirate ship. It’s small and engine powered. Using fuel! That guy’s probably stolen the peg leg from a real pirate, who was busy handing out candy and generally making the world a better place.
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By the way, is that guy holding a rocket launcher? While the other guys have to do with wooden sticks?
That’s not a piratey thing to do…

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]]> By: Yarrrr ha harrr http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-391238 Yarrrr ha harrr Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:07:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391238 Course they're real pirates! Look at the one 3rd from the right. He's taken off his peg leg to give it a polish. Course they’re real pirates! Look at the one 3rd from the right. He’s taken off his peg leg to give it a polish.

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]]> By: Yarrrr ha harrr http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-391234 Yarrrr ha harrr Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:05:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391234 Course they're real pirates. Look at the one 3rd from the right. He's taken off his peg leg and is giving it a polish. Course they’re real pirates. Look at the one 3rd from the right. He’s taken off his peg leg and is giving it a polish.

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]]> By: Bucken http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-391175 Bucken Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:32:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391175 These are nothing more than a fabrication by the Christians to cover up the real piracy in those parts. Of course they're not the real deal(although one of them does carry a large stick). Their ship isn't a real pirate ship, plus they lack pirate trinkets. The real pirates go about consoling the berobbed afterwards and stopping the Shameless Heretics In Tiny Ships. Furthermore, these S.H.I.T.S. have probably never even seen a peg leg. Let alone been touched by His Wholly Wholesome Holy Noodle! These are nothing more than a fabrication by the Christians to cover up the real piracy in those parts. Of course they’re not the real deal(although one of them does carry a large stick). Their ship isn’t a real pirate ship, plus they lack pirate trinkets.
The real pirates go about consoling the berobbed afterwards and stopping the Shameless Heretics In Tiny Ships.

Furthermore, these S.H.I.T.S. have probably never even seen a peg leg. Let alone been touched by His Wholly Wholesome Holy Noodle!

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]]> By: YankeeNoodle http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-390167 YankeeNoodle Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:45:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-390167 They look like butt-pirates. Generally these types release more emissions. Further proof of his mysterious ways. They look like butt-pirates. Generally these types release more emissions. Further proof of his mysterious ways.

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]]> By: Landrew the Flatulent http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/#comment-389473 Landrew the Flatulent Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:14:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-389473 I feel compelled to spend an extended time with a fine bottle of rum to convene with His Noodliness. Perhaps I will be blessed with a vision. I feel compelled to spend an extended time with a fine bottle of rum to convene with His Noodliness. Perhaps I will be blessed with a vision.

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