Comments on: Somalia - Lots of Pirates, low Carbon Emissions http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:34:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Artie http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-407798 Artie Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:38:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-407798 Great! you can also show that as bikinis become smaller, the polar ice is melting. Let's forbid nudism!!! Great! you can also show that as bikinis become smaller, the polar ice is melting. Let’s forbid nudism!!!

]]> By: Elise the Pirate http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-407759 Elise the Pirate Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:46:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-407759 I concur with Anonymous, caveat lector, Pope Pixel I, Darwin, and Grandmaster Funk. these be true Pyrates at heart and their piratical actions make up for the lack of traditional pyrate garb. I concur with Anonymous, caveat lector, Pope Pixel I, Darwin, and Grandmaster Funk. these be true Pyrates at heart and their piratical actions make up for the lack of traditional pyrate garb.

]]> By: Grandmaster Funk http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-402057 Grandmaster Funk Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:39:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-402057 It is debatable. The boat is not impressive. The RPG is. I think the desicive factor is that their boat is gasoline-powered, and Somalia STILL has the lowest carbon emission with oil-wasting pirates running amok. The FSM is pleased. Ramen. It is debatable. The boat is not impressive. The RPG is.
I think the desicive factor is that their boat is gasoline-powered, and Somalia STILL has the lowest carbon emission with oil-wasting pirates running amok. The FSM is pleased.
Ramen.

]]> By: Brighto http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-399761 Brighto Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:14:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-399761 I just got enlightend, now I am truly adherent. I just got enlightend, now I am truly adherent.

]]> By: Ben http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-399630 Ben Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:55:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-399630 OK - for all of you who have missed the obvious. These are REAL pirates. The are not wearing their regular pirate regala is because they are all on their way to a fancy dress party. Pirates can't wear their regualr day clothes to a fancy dress party, they have to dress up of course! OK - for all of you who have missed the obvious. These are REAL pirates. The are not wearing their regular pirate regala is because they are all on their way to a fancy dress party. Pirates can’t wear their regualr day clothes to a fancy dress party, they have to dress up of course!

]]> By: One-eyed Wonderkin http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-393787 One-eyed Wonderkin Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:12:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-393787 That is not a rocket launcher. That is a tee-shirt launcher. The type of launcher that puts the tee shirt on the 3rd level of the stadium! . That is not a rocket launcher. That is a tee-shirt launcher. The type of launcher that puts the tee shirt on the 3rd level of the stadium!
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]]> By: Dylesxic http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391820 Dylesxic Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:38:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391820 Your right, or his right... Oh wait, I see, it doesn't matter much. Your right, or his right… Oh wait, I see, it doesn’t matter much.

]]> By: Bucken http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391790 Bucken Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:18:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391790 No Yarrrr, you can't deny that that's definitely not a pirate ship. It's small and engine powered. Using fuel! That guy's probably stolen the peg leg from a real pirate, who was busy handing out candy and generally making the world a better place. . By the way, is that guy holding a rocket launcher? While the other guys have to do with wooden sticks? That's not a piratey thing to do... No Yarrrr, you can’t deny that that’s definitely not a pirate ship. It’s small and engine powered. Using fuel! That guy’s probably stolen the peg leg from a real pirate, who was busy handing out candy and generally making the world a better place.
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By the way, is that guy holding a rocket launcher? While the other guys have to do with wooden sticks?
That’s not a piratey thing to do…

]]> By: Yarrrr ha harrr http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391238 Yarrrr ha harrr Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:07:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391238 Course they're real pirates! Look at the one 3rd from the right. He's taken off his peg leg to give it a polish. Course they’re real pirates! Look at the one 3rd from the right. He’s taken off his peg leg to give it a polish.

]]> By: Yarrrr ha harrr http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391234 Yarrrr ha harrr Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:05:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391234 Course they're real pirates. Look at the one 3rd from the right. He's taken off his peg leg and is giving it a polish. Course they’re real pirates. Look at the one 3rd from the right. He’s taken off his peg leg and is giving it a polish.

]]> By: Bucken http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391175 Bucken Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:32:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-391175 These are nothing more than a fabrication by the Christians to cover up the real piracy in those parts. Of course they're not the real deal(although one of them does carry a large stick). Their ship isn't a real pirate ship, plus they lack pirate trinkets. The real pirates go about consoling the berobbed afterwards and stopping the Shameless Heretics In Tiny Ships. Furthermore, these S.H.I.T.S. have probably never even seen a peg leg. Let alone been touched by His Wholly Wholesome Holy Noodle! These are nothing more than a fabrication by the Christians to cover up the real piracy in those parts. Of course they’re not the real deal(although one of them does carry a large stick). Their ship isn’t a real pirate ship, plus they lack pirate trinkets.
The real pirates go about consoling the berobbed afterwards and stopping the Shameless Heretics In Tiny Ships.

Furthermore, these S.H.I.T.S. have probably never even seen a peg leg. Let alone been touched by His Wholly Wholesome Holy Noodle!

]]> By: YankeeNoodle http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-390167 YankeeNoodle Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:45:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-390167 They look like butt-pirates. Generally these types release more emissions. Further proof of his mysterious ways. They look like butt-pirates. Generally these types release more emissions. Further proof of his mysterious ways.

]]> By: Landrew the Flatulent http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-389473 Landrew the Flatulent Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:14:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-389473 I feel compelled to spend an extended time with a fine bottle of rum to convene with His Noodliness. Perhaps I will be blessed with a vision. I feel compelled to spend an extended time with a fine bottle of rum to convene with His Noodliness. Perhaps I will be blessed with a vision.

]]> By: Zankou http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388893 Zankou Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:09:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388893 LOL I actually did LOL. LOL LOL

I actually did LOL.

LOL

]]> By: Darwin http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388703 Darwin Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:11:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388703 May be they actually have peg legs? How can you be sure they haven't? Furthermore, has anybody of the critics tried to wear a traditional pirate hat on a speedboat at full speed? I say, these guys are true pirates, just somewhat adapted to modern necessities. I am sure, after having collected the ransom, they will turn their attention to a fine bottle of rum! Arrgh! May be they actually have peg legs? How can you be sure they haven’t? Furthermore, has anybody of the critics tried to wear a traditional pirate hat on a speedboat at full speed? I say, these guys are true pirates, just somewhat adapted to modern necessities. I am sure, after having collected the ransom, they will turn their attention to a fine bottle of rum!

Arrgh!

]]> By: Barnacle Bill the Sailor http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388332 Barnacle Bill the Sailor Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:32:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388332 Ye can Arr-gue all day long, me hearties, whether they be true pirates or not. But if they be low in pollution, well now, I'm sure somebody be doing something right. Ye can Arr-gue all day long, me hearties, whether they be true pirates or not. But if they be low in pollution, well now, I’m sure somebody be doing something right.

]]> By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388068 ME DUH Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:56:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388068 Of course not!!! They bring the FSM's word where ever they go. But, as has been said above^^ these are not true pirates. Once they are wearing proper pirate regalia I will consider them so. yeah, Cap'n Ollie, you're right. But there must be SOME reason that Somalia has the lowest carbon emissions. Perhaps the clothing doesn't matter so much to the FSM, it's more the actions. And those guys look like true pirates at heart. Or maybe it's because the people in Somalia CONSUME LESS ENERGY!!! hmmm... interesting...LOGICAL!! Although not everything is logical in this world, as you can't expect a drunk Flying Spaghetti Monster to create a world that makes sense!!! Peace, Love, and Pirates!! RAmen. Of course not!!! They bring the FSM’s word where ever they go. But, as has been said above^^ these are not true pirates. Once they are wearing proper pirate regalia I will consider them so. yeah, Cap’n Ollie, you’re right. But there must be SOME reason that Somalia has the lowest carbon emissions. Perhaps the clothing doesn’t matter so much to the FSM, it’s more the actions. And those guys look like true pirates at heart. Or maybe it’s because the people in Somalia CONSUME LESS ENERGY!!! hmmm… interesting…LOGICAL!! Although not everything is logical in this world, as you can’t expect a drunk Flying Spaghetti Monster to create a world that makes sense!!!

Peace, Love, and Pirates!!
RAmen.

]]> By: lilwench http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388017 lilwench Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:55:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-388017 These Somalian "pirates" could be another smear campaign by the Hare Krishnas. They lack the panache and peglegs of True Pirates. . RAmen These Somalian “pirates” could be another smear campaign by the Hare Krishnas. They lack the panache and peglegs of True Pirates.
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RAmen

]]> By: Madd Dogg Charlie http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-387845 Madd Dogg Charlie Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:33:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-387845 What about ATM's and upwellings? I became a pirate the rum and chanteys! What about ATM’s and upwellings? I became a pirate the rum and chanteys!

]]> By: One-eyed Wonderkin http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-387829 One-eyed Wonderkin Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:19:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia.htm#comment-387829 Somalia - i did not even know that they had water much less pirates. I may have to start some pirating on the Missip just to stir things up. Somalia - i did not even know that they had water much less pirates. I may have to start some pirating on the Missip just to stir things up.

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