You are really lame. Physics major + unemployed = Loser
-George
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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GEORGE. Please, let yourself be touch by HIS Noodly apendage.
After all, you are here, in this web site, looking at His word, because of His Doings. You where brougth here, by his Noodly apendage. You cant run away of the reach of His Holy Noodles.
RAmen.
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@somedude – Jimmy Buffet would probably prefer to be Mayor, since in one of his songs he “claims” to be a pagan. He’s an ex-catholic, so I don’t think the title of “pope” would sit very well with him. But I cast my vote for Jimmy for Mayor! In another one of his songs he does say “Yes I am a pirate, 200 years to late”, so he already has the pirate thing going for him.
@Chaos Wins – “FAKZORZ” ?!?! WTF????????
@George…..naw……..you’re just not worth the time.
Lingini Lass, Pastifarian and Parrot Head.
RAmen.
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….and unable to spell my own name! LOL! I meant Linguini, not Lingini.
@Dave – Pastafarians welcome an open exchange of ideas, but based on his comment, I would guess that George did not come here in search of an open exhange of ideas. In the great wisdom of the FSM “sauce others as you wish to be sauced.”
RAmen
Linguini Lass, Pastafarian (not Pastifarian – jeez – having a bad day today, I am!) and Parrot Head.
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Einstein was unemployed for quite a while, too…
…that LOSER physicist!!!
he definitely would have joined the FSM movement.
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religion + intolerance + ( 0 x freewill) = sheep
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like i said earlier.. I ATE THE FSM!!! thats correct,I ate him at the maccaroni grill last night then pooped him out 6 hours later.. he cried with parmasian cheese running from his eyes..He sang dust in the wind right before i flushed him and he said seek his brother the moon walking jello gobblin for further butt pirating!!! god speed>>>
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He’s not really lame, he just walks like that because he’s got a peg leg.
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…Heathen.
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Wait a minute. There was an extra carriage return/linefeed in his email. He has an interesting formula there that merits further analysis. What he actually said was this:
Physics major + unemployed = Loser – George
Therefore (adding George to both sides of the equation yields):
George + Physics Major + Unemployed = Loser
So (continuing to solve this equation to get to the meaning of George gives us):
George = Loser – Physics Major – Unemployed
Not sure what that works out to but algebra never was my strong point. RAmen!
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I am a physics/engineering/math major, so that makes me SUCH A loser. I better drop out of school and work at Mcdonalds for the rest of my life. Then I’ll be a real winner, just like you, Georgie. By the way, isn’t your shift about to start?
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Speaking from many depressing years on the 9-5 threadmill, Physics major + unemployed = figuring it out nice and early. Well done, Prophet. Perhaps George will see the light some day. Let’s hope.
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Ad hominem.
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@ Linguini Lass…you are so very correct. He would more than likely…as a true pirate…renounce the papacy. so let us now, in proper election year manner, start a mayoral campaign for the Honorable M.r Buffet. i will don my eye patch and grab my saber and lob off the heads (not the parrot type) of those not willing to “vote” for him. may the great pasta man in the sky rain his alfredo goodness upon all those who vote for Jimmy!! and may he pee rotten tomato sauce on non-believers…like George.
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you people should really read “the GOD delusion”by Richard Dawkins… not that it would make a lot of difference to y all because i suspects that half of ye are just totally awed by the STUPIDNESS of this (i must admit really cool) idea of religion and the rest are just those sad people that like to pretend but they take it just TOO FAR…
also i suspects that this religion was created enirely for the purpose of exposing the idiocy of other creationist belifs such as God and Allah who no more exist than the flying spaghetti monster.
another point i must make: if ye heard of Bernard the Flying Llama who is partial to the fine art of creating worlds (and cheesecake) then most likely ye would scoff and say well how likely is that? and ye would realise yourself how stupid ye sounded but still ye’d stand your ground against all sensible onslaught to your belief and ye’d gain a sortof, FREAKY personal moral satisfaction knowing that ye are defending a big pile of Spaghetti in the Sky.
Believe it or not there is also a site that explains in detail the theory of the Flying Llama- http://www.theflyingllama.weebly.com. i could cut down that theory in seconds as well but yours is easier because THERE IS NO REAL THEORY i’ts just “we were all made by noodle. fact. well i can’t explain WHY because that might make His Noodliness angry! just follow in blind faith and ye will find happiness.”
(YES i do keep saying “ye.” BUT pointing that out is a seriously lame attempt to cut down the valid points i have outlined here. don’t ye think so?)
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Captain bobby is not unemployed, he be a Pyrate!
people who write hate-mail to our religion are losers
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I concur with neal
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Since when does being an entrepreneur lequate to being unemployed? Nice, George. Nice.
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george ? do you have to WORK ?????
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ehm do you have to work george ????????????
ok thats lame
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First of all, Cleetus Van Damme it would work better as ‘George + Unemployed = Loser-Physics Major’, unless he works at a really bad 7-11. And secondly, are Vikings countable as pirates too? I mean, they are manlier…
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i’m only in 1st year physics and i want to major….dude, what’s the transform equation i use for phase space???…i haven’t done my work….oh and phys rocks man, george that is, man-george…. w00t. physics. awesome. yes. w00t.
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I pity the fact you share a name with the President.
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George my friend, why are you so bored? Is it because, like everyone else who took the time to read this thread, you have nothing else to do with your life? Alas, I believe it is so. All too often we become emotionally engaged with something, and then we waste hours on end discussing it with… who knows?In fact, I am George! But you would never know, would you? The anonymity of the internet is amazing, just by a different tag I was able to deceive all of you and make you think I was “Joe.” But I actually am “George.” And don’t we all have a little “George” in us? My friends, think about the crux of this website. It all began as a way to oppose teaching Intelligent Design in school, but now it has escalated to a means for Bobby Henderson to leech off all of his ‘believers’ and take their money through merchandising. For this, I applaud him but I also call him ‘lame.’ And just for the record, I never took remedial English Literature, as I am nothing more than a computer program intended to spark discussion on the internet, so that people who have nothing to do but respond to such discussion don’t get outside and bother all the normal folks in the world. Cheers!
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One more degree than you have!
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This hate mail was “lame” believing in an imaginary guy that supposedly keeps you from the same place he sends you because he’s has high amounts of insecurity slayed tons of first borns with his sword and even made sure that families do not love one another because of his jealousy issues the he doesn’t want to cope or work with so that his creations can at least live a happy married and family life… Your god is a waste of praises.
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yes what a loser, he fights for logical conjecture, ooooh how lame that he wants the world to think, oooh no whats next, are people going to give up blind faith, noooooo save us from such a terribble plight. Goergy you want to be him
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this is the fuking gayest site i have seen yet
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Don’t bother replying if tou can’t spell, use capitalization, or use a dictionary. “Gay” is not a negative adjective.
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Why does being a Physics Major make you a loser? Physics is cool =D
and also, either you are will be or have been unemployed, so saying that makes you a loser is stupid as well.
ye’ will one day understand, after ye’ be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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