You are really lame. Physics major + unemployed = Loser
-George
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
HAHA and who is more lame,
A. creator of the biggest internet spoof ever
B. some random computer nerd who sits around sending a hate mail letter 8 words long to someone you don’t know HAHAHAHA
I say B
Your remark,henderob aka George, can really be used as a proof AGAINST the concept of Intelligent Design. ;-)
A.Asp
Sweden
What is ad hominem, Alex?
I’ll take logical fallacies for 600.
Yar, since when be physics lame? Ye should all be knowin’ that at ye universities, physics and engineerin’ be having the best toys.
I may not agree with ID or George, but simply attacking back does little to help in open exchange of ideas. The responces to Georges stament may be more eloquent and even have a point but they are laced with condescension and thinly veiled anger. What George says he says out of fear you could do better to recognize that same fear in yourself rather than just throwing it back at George.
Introspection, Empathy, Peace.
i just read “hate mail” for the first time. Holy crap some folks are just plain ignorant!!! cant a fool just have fun without some freakin idiot trying to wreck it or trying to “sway you to the other side”? what freaks they are…not to mention i think the FSM dude is as real as the money in my pocket. (get it?)
oh yea…my math teacher told me i can do math to…but i aint trying here…i might get beat up by some big dumb bully or somthing…once again…Jimmy Buffet for Pope!!!
Insulting physics majors? He’s dare insulting physics majors!!!
Well sir, I have but one thing to say to you…
intelligence/coolness of “George”=lim of x-> infinity [1/(x^3)*(George’s math “skillz”)]
for all real values of George’s math “skillz”, rather large assumption I know considering they don’t look very real to me, but meh, we’ll use it anyway.
… yeah… take that… damn insulter of physics majors >.> I bet he’s never seen a limit in his life, and that’s as simple as you get too!!!
Damn right, George!
We should all be working in the salt mines from age 11, to earn ourselves some bread. Not to mention the odd bottle of milk every now and then!
So how’s that workin out for ya, georgie?
Bought anything expensive recently?
@Dave:
Well, yeah, but this is more fun ^^
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Plus, it helps to get the anger out of your system, and as we all know, you can’t see the Noodle as clearly when you’re angry!
GEORGE. Please, let yourself be touch by HIS Noodly apendage.
After all, you are here, in this web site, looking at His word, because of His Doings. You where brougth here, by his Noodly apendage. You cant run away of the reach of His Holy Noodles.
RAmen.
@somedude - Jimmy Buffet would probably prefer to be Mayor, since in one of his songs he “claims” to be a pagan. He’s an ex-catholic, so I don’t think the title of “pope” would sit very well with him. But I cast my vote for Jimmy for Mayor! In another one of his songs he does say “Yes I am a pirate, 200 years to late”, so he already has the pirate thing going for him.
@Chaos Wins - “FAKZORZ” ?!?! WTF????????
@George…..naw……..you’re just not worth the time.
Lingini Lass, Pastifarian and Parrot Head.
RAmen.
….and unable to spell my own name! LOL! I meant Linguini, not Lingini.
@Dave - Pastafarians welcome an open exchange of ideas, but based on his comment, I would guess that George did not come here in search of an open exhange of ideas. In the great wisdom of the FSM “sauce others as you wish to be sauced.”
RAmen
Linguini Lass, Pastafarian (not Pastifarian - jeez - having a bad day today, I am!) and Parrot Head.
Einstein was unemployed for quite a while, too…
…that LOSER physicist!!!
he definitely would have joined the FSM movement.
religion + intolerance + ( 0 x freewill) = sheep
like i said earlier.. I ATE THE FSM!!! thats correct,I ate him at the maccaroni grill last night then pooped him out 6 hours later.. he cried with parmasian cheese running from his eyes..He sang dust in the wind right before i flushed him and he said seek his brother the moon walking jello gobblin for further butt pirating!!! god speed>>>
He’s not really lame, he just walks like that because he’s got a peg leg.
…Heathen.
Wait a minute. There was an extra carriage return/linefeed in his email. He has an interesting formula there that merits further analysis. What he actually said was this:
Physics major + unemployed = Loser - George
Therefore (adding George to both sides of the equation yields):
George + Physics Major + Unemployed = Loser
So (continuing to solve this equation to get to the meaning of George gives us):
George = Loser - Physics Major - Unemployed
Not sure what that works out to but algebra never was my strong point. RAmen!
I am a physics/engineering/math major, so that makes me SUCH A loser. I better drop out of school and work at Mcdonalds for the rest of my life. Then I’ll be a real winner, just like you, Georgie. By the way, isn’t your shift about to start?