You are really lame. Physics major + unemployed = Loser
-George
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I see George. Is that what you have written on the cover of your remedial English Lit notebook?
Thank you for your opinion, you have a right to it, just like I have a right to mine. We don’t expect you to become a pastafarian, and we hope you don’t expect us to devote our lives to pointing out the purported lameness of others.
You’re just Jealous. None of this is Lame at all….Makes MORE sense than (not so) intelligent design!
Physics major + founder of a major religion + author of a well-selling gospel = Winner
-Notgeorge
Your opinion is your opinion, sir. We have the right to our opinions as well. My opinion is that you have the mentality of an eight year old and with that, you are literally a moron. Perhaps if you could write more than three syllables…the FSM (unlike some deities) accepts those with rudimentary and poorly defended opinions. I would go on about His Noodly Goodness, but my pirate garb is too far away.
Physics major = demigod
Unemployed … I would call him self employed. An entrepreneur.
Demigod + entrepreneur = Loser? Not in my book. Nor in the book of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Probably not even in the book of Mormon.
Cheers!
–Marion
What? A physics major makes one lame? Ok, then, guess im going to be lame. Bobby, I salute your physics-majoring, even if your chosen carrer path of hawking t-shirts has nothing whasoever to do with physics,
Ok, thats nice.
Anything productive to say? Or is that lame ad hominem the only thing you got?
Physics major + Inventing a world-renowned parody religion that is taken seriously as an argument from people in high echelons of society + Not needing a job because you rake in large amounts of money from a book you wrote and a website you operate that is visited by thousands (millions?) a day = Clearly not lame
Ahh, yes. Attacking the arguer not the argument. I would say that pretty much the definition of loser. Have fun living a pathetic life.
I am insulted. What could be cooler than smashing TeV protons together and watching what pops out? Particle physics gives me a hadron.
No physics major + spends time insulting internet strangers….
I’ll let you work that one out for yourelf.
To whom do you direct this statement toward? I don’t major in physics, and yeah I’m unemployed, I’M 11 YEARS OLD!! And I agree with The Josh, attacking the arguer rather than the argument is pretty pathetic. It shows that you don’t really have an adequate argument to make against our beliefs.
Peace, Love and Pirates to all, and may His Noodly Appendage wrap his arms around those who ostracize us and show them the way.
Ramen.
The ignorant always fear the educated. We might know something that they don’t.
My are we ever getting personal. My guess is you are a high school student who has never been employed and is looking at it from a perspective of one who has never played the game of life in any meaningful capacity.
My hat’s off to someone who has taken his life situation and figured out a way to give enjoyment, entertainment and thought provoking discussion to so many.
What does God/Allah/Budha/just about anyother guy….do for a living? What did they major in?
That’s all you have. Bobby Henderson is lame? And directed to the creator of the argument. Really, go away or make a decent point. At least one that is intelligent.
Complex carbohydrates to all.
Peace
Just like to say i respect your right to say/do whatever u want but, i think most “Pastafarians” are fucked up atheists who like to make fun of people faith OR fucked up people with some serious issues. I guess you guys aren’t as bad as Scientology guys with their evil alien empire shit. Hope I’m wrong and you all don’t burn in hell
You can learn anything by watching how the meatballs fall- now let me see… wait, wait… Ahh. George, my friend, the Great FSM offers his condolences for any personal and emotional hurt you may have taken from these comments; however, you must put aside the past and embrace the future! Join the Pastafarians and you will rise from your humble beginnings to a new level of affluence (and influence)… If you fail to heed his call… the meatballs show that you will remain as you are, a poor misguided individual who calls people losers for no real reason… That being done *bows*…. Avast, ye scurvy swabs! (special thanks to Len Guini- you know why)
Okay Henderob, you’re either Bobby henderson or some arsehole that keeps making loads of posts and signin them as someone else every time. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME!!!!
[Yes - henderob is me. These hatemails come to me, then I post them here. I didn’t write them. Get it? — bobby]