I have been a fan of this site for some time. I have kept my devotion relatively silent, just telling a few of my most trusted friends (all of which are a bit eccentric and good humored.)
My daughter is 4, and although she is quite the free spirit, I have never mentioned FSM to her, as I am trying to let her discover most of her spiritual beliefs on her own. I came home from work the other day to find her latest artwork attached to my refrigerator. She tells me it’s a crab, but it bears an uncanny resemblance to FSM in my opinion.
-Barbara
“And a child shall lead them …”
Definitely the FSM.
She is clearly a gifted child.
When I read something like what “some dude in memphis” wrote, it is easy to see the difference between a “made up” religion/deity and a real one. The “the moon walking jello gobblin” is obviously just a fig newton of his imagination, while our master, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, is REAL and alive now.
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RAmen
The all knowing and eternal creator the Great FSM once ordered seven orange chicken plates with fry-rice at my local panda express. I was convinced right away that he created the universe and everything in it. except David Attenborough, he showed up on his own.
C’mon Barbara, fess up. There is nothing divine going on here. That is just your daughter’s palmprints. Her daddy is Antonio Alfonseca right?
Wow. Once again, the FSM reveals himself to all!
Praise him: for he has oodles of noodles.
RAmen
Ahaha, that’s awesome. Clearly she has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.