Comments on: cornfield evidence http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:58:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Chundermutton http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-399829 Chundermutton Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:51:04 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-399829 Shame on the man - destroying all that wheat which could have been used for pasta-creation purposes Shame on the man - destroying all that wheat which could have been used for pasta-creation purposes

]]> By: guaicaipuro http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-397396 guaicaipuro Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:17:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-397396 hello im a new pastafarian from venezuela hello im a new pastafarian from venezuela

]]> By: parker http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-394859 parker Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:40:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-394859 Every time I read these comments I seriously get smarter. Every time I read these comments I seriously get smarter.

]]> By: SigmaElement http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-391029 SigmaElement Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:07:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-391029 i think that The FSM created this self portrait and then inserted fake memories on some people, so they would tell that it was a chase. but we, believers, as we cas see beyod whats obvious, we know it was FSM doings. Its a great piece of art, thanks FSM for givin us the chance of rejoicing in you greatness. (sorry if my english isnt very good, as english is not my mother lenguage) i think that The FSM created this self portrait and then inserted fake memories on some people, so they would tell that it was a chase. but we, believers, as we cas see beyod whats obvious, we know it was FSM doings.

Its a great piece of art, thanks FSM for givin us the chance of rejoicing in you greatness.

(sorry if my english isnt very good, as english is not my mother lenguage)

]]> By: Ted Goas http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-388041 Ted Goas Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:23:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-388041 I second the drunk-driving comments... I second the drunk-driving comments…

]]> By: breakinpoint http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-386895 breakinpoint Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:49:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-386895 Artilyz, Are you really that oblivious? How blasphemous that you decide to say such horrible things about our prophet... May you be touched by his noodly appendages. RAmen Artilyz,

Are you really that oblivious?
How blasphemous that you decide to say such horrible things about our prophet…

May you be touched by his noodly appendages.
RAmen

]]> By: BlackBard http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-382277 BlackBard Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:59:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-382277 Artilyz, . Get your head out of your arse. henderbob, AKA the Prophet Bobby Henderson, may he always be bathed in the warmth of His Sauce, is the founder of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and author of our Holy text, "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is through his heroic efforts that Pastafarianism has enjoyed such tremendous growth and acceptance. He is the one who guides us through this divine web site. . Please read "the letter" for further study. . RAmen Artilyz,
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Get your head out of your arse. henderbob, AKA the Prophet Bobby Henderson, may he always be bathed in the warmth of His Sauce, is the founder of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and author of our Holy text, “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is through his heroic efforts that Pastafarianism has enjoyed such tremendous growth and acceptance. He is the one who guides us through this divine web site.
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Please read “the letter” for further study.
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RAmen

]]> By: Artilyz http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-382147 Artilyz Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:36:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-382147 Look henderob, stop making loads of posts and signing them as other people it's pissing me of dickhead. We can see you're name you know. Look henderob, stop making loads of posts and signing them as other people it’s pissing me of dickhead. We can see you’re name you know.

]]> By: chaos http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-380424 chaos Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:00:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-380424 Amazing, how the will of the Flying Spaghetti can guide someone in the throes of highness (the bad kind) into creating such a perfect likeness. As for the wreck, someone was probably pulled off of the road by a stray noodle. Amazing, how the will of the Flying Spaghetti can guide someone in the throes of highness (the bad kind) into creating such a perfect likeness. As for the wreck, someone was probably pulled off of the road by a stray noodle.

]]> By: Robert http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-379747 Robert Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:14:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-379747 you can see where the guy entered and exited and drove his car around. entrance is to to the far left and exit is to the bottom. you can even see the car in the ditch and bobby cars(cops) that is defiantly a car you can see to tire marks on the ground where he drove. thanks allot for destroying our pasta fields or wheat jerk. R.A.S. you can see where the guy entered and exited and drove his car around. entrance is to to the far left and exit is to the bottom. you can even see the car in the ditch and bobby cars(cops) that is defiantly a car you can see to tire marks on the ground where he drove. thanks allot for destroying our pasta fields or wheat jerk.
R.A.S.

]]> By: Pope Pixel I http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-378118 Pope Pixel I Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:37:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-378118 It looks like the car in the bushes at the bottom left of the picture might be whoever it was. RAmen It looks like the car in the bushes at the bottom left of the picture might be whoever it was.
RAmen

]]> By: inufan5 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-376743 inufan5 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:42:35 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-376743 And thats where creemed corn comes from, high kids running from the cops. And thats where creemed corn comes from, high kids running from the cops.

]]> By: PacificPam http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-376661 PacificPam Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:33:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-376661 ahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaha

]]> By: James D King of Pirates http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-376184 James D King of Pirates Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:35:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-376184 The noodle works in mysterious ways, if a police chace through a cornfeild can create his image, anything can. RAmen The noodle works in mysterious ways, if a police chace through a cornfeild can create his image, anything can.
RAmen

]]> By: Gold Dragon http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375732 Gold Dragon Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:59:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375732 I remember seeing it in a newspaper about six months ago. It happened somewhere in the uk. Some drunken idiot went for a ride and messed up someones field trying to get away from the police. Good picture, though I've got to feel sorry for the farmer, they're hard enough pushed in this country without some looser destroying a field full of crops for them. I remember seeing it in a newspaper about six months ago. It happened somewhere in the uk. Some drunken idiot went for a ride and messed up someones field trying to get away from the police. Good picture, though I’ve got to feel sorry for the farmer, they’re hard enough pushed in this country without some looser destroying a field full of crops for them.

]]> By: ST http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375669 ST Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:10:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375669 Story is http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=54522&in_page_id=2 They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father's car. The man had been using cocaine. Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage. In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch. Story is http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=54522&in_page_id=2

They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father’s car. The man had been using cocaine.

Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage.

In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.

]]> By: Weaver http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375552 Weaver Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:59:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375552 The apparent tracks in the field are just a test of one's faith in the FSM - just as his Noodley Goodness created the Earth 6,000 years ago but has made every scientific test make it look like it's 4.5 Billion years old, in this his self-portrait he has made it appear to the unfaithful that the portrait was caused by a vehicle driving through a field and leaving tracks behind. Fortunate are we who have the faith to see beyond obvious, simple evidence and explainations, and know the true signs of the FSM. The apparent tracks in the field are just a test of one’s faith in the FSM - just as his Noodley Goodness created the Earth 6,000 years ago but has made every scientific test make it look like it’s 4.5 Billion years old, in this his self-portrait he has made it appear to the unfaithful that the portrait was caused by a vehicle driving through a field and leaving tracks behind.

Fortunate are we who have the faith to see beyond obvious, simple evidence and explainations, and know the true signs of the FSM.

]]> By: lordpunkmonk http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375221 lordpunkmonk Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:30:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375221 that would be hilarious that would be hilarious

]]> By: muuse http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375175 muuse Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:27:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375175 I want to know if the road is the beginning, or the ending. I want to know if the road is the beginning, or the ending.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375120 Jeff Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:25:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/09/cornfield.htm#comment-375120 I believe one could sub-title this "Yay-Hoos on 4-wheelers"... I know from personal experience, being on the receiving end of people running down corn fields. So, yeah, I'm sure the accident is related (my psychic powers at work). Praise His Noodly Appendages! I believe one could sub-title this “Yay-Hoos on 4-wheelers”… I know from personal experience, being on the receiving end of people running down corn fields.

So, yeah, I’m sure the accident is related (my psychic powers at work).

Praise His Noodly Appendages!

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