In stead of the arty circle shaped masterpieces - He usually makes – He created this self-portrait.
–Ivo
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
OK, I’m really curious about the source of the picture, for no reason whatsoever. I wonder if the apparent accident has anything to do with the tracks in the field? Or maybe that’s a coincidence?
You know, global wheat prices are already through the roof. The guy who did this is an asshole. Thanks for $2 per pound pasta, prick!
It was a police chase. I read about it somewhere else. The cops must have been on the trail of a pirate.
I believe one could sub-title this “Yay-Hoos on 4-wheelers”… I know from personal experience, being on the receiving end of people running down corn fields.
So, yeah, I’m sure the accident is related (my psychic powers at work).
Praise His Noodly Appendages!
I want to know if the road is the beginning, or the ending.
that would be hilarious
The apparent tracks in the field are just a test of one’s faith in the FSM - just as his Noodley Goodness created the Earth 6,000 years ago but has made every scientific test make it look like it’s 4.5 Billion years old, in this his self-portrait he has made it appear to the unfaithful that the portrait was caused by a vehicle driving through a field and leaving tracks behind.
Fortunate are we who have the faith to see beyond obvious, simple evidence and explainations, and know the true signs of the FSM.
Story is http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=54522&in_page_id=2
They were made by a drug user who was attempting to escape from police in his father’s car. The man had been using cocaine.
Four police cars were damaged in a desperate attempt to prevent the crazed driver from reaching public roads, but they could not save the crop from irrepairable damage.
In the end, the man was captured when he crashed the car into a ditch.
I remember seeing it in a newspaper about six months ago. It happened somewhere in the uk. Some drunken idiot went for a ride and messed up someones field trying to get away from the police. Good picture, though I’ve got to feel sorry for the farmer, they’re hard enough pushed in this country without some looser destroying a field full of crops for them.
The noodle works in mysterious ways, if a police chace through a cornfeild can create his image, anything can.
RAmen
ahahahahahahahaha
And thats where creemed corn comes from, high kids running from the cops.
It looks like the car in the bushes at the bottom left of the picture might be whoever it was.
RAmen
you can see where the guy entered and exited and drove his car around. entrance is to to the far left and exit is to the bottom. you can even see the car in the ditch and bobby cars(cops) that is defiantly a car you can see to tire marks on the ground where he drove. thanks allot for destroying our pasta fields or wheat jerk.
R.A.S.
Amazing, how the will of the Flying Spaghetti can guide someone in the throes of highness (the bad kind) into creating such a perfect likeness. As for the wreck, someone was probably pulled off of the road by a stray noodle.
Look henderob, stop making loads of posts and signing them as other people it’s pissing me of dickhead. We can see you’re name you know.
Artilyz,
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Get your head out of your arse. henderbob, AKA the Prophet Bobby Henderson, may he always be bathed in the warmth of His Sauce, is the founder of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and author of our Holy text, “The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is through his heroic efforts that Pastafarianism has enjoyed such tremendous growth and acceptance. He is the one who guides us through this divine web site.
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Please read “the letter” for further study.
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RAmen
Artilyz,
Are you really that oblivious?
How blasphemous that you decide to say such horrible things about our prophet…
May you be touched by his noodly appendages.
RAmen
I second the drunk-driving comments…
i think that The FSM created this self portrait and then inserted fake memories on some people, so they would tell that it was a chase. but we, believers, as we cas see beyod whats obvious, we know it was FSM doings.
Its a great piece of art, thanks FSM for givin us the chance of rejoicing in you greatness.
(sorry if my english isnt very good, as english is not my mother lenguage)
Every time I read these comments I seriously get smarter.
hello im a new pastafarian from venezuela
Shame on the man - destroying all that wheat which could have been used for pasta-creation purposes