I don’t quite get why you want to push creation-ism back into schools. I mean, we already have enough of it there, just not the right kind of stuff. I mean, kids trying to kill their teacher in like Georgia or something? What’s up with that and how did they get the time or even freaking idea to do it? Anyway, my point is, encourage good creation-ism, not they creation-ism that they have now. Just wanted to say hey. My guy-friend told me about this.
–Kaliber
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I think hes just a bit stoned and confused
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I don’t think Creationisom should be taught in school. If people want to beleve in other gods, they can do it at home.
Ramen
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I don’t understand how anybody can doubt the Flying Spaghetti Monster. How can you people say that it’s just “satire” (?!) in spite of such overwhelming evidence. The Gospel of FSM should not only be taught in schools, it should also be used in courts. Place your right (or left) hand on the FSM book and maybe you too could be luck enough to be touched by his Noodly Appendage!
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Right on K!
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I’m very upset by all those people who say our religion is not real, that it’s just a “satire.” The next thing you know, they will be saying that about other people’s religions, too. This is just wrong! It simply must stop. How do you think Muslims or Sikhs would react if they were treated like that?
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We certainly can’t expect the public to take us seriously when we confront attempts to insert ID or Creationism into public school science classes if we do not at least support and respect our own religion.
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RAmen
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James, I was deeply offended by your statement. My strong belief in the FSM is not a satire. It is my religion. Please do not call it a hoax.
How is creationism related to kids attempting to murder their teacher in Georgia?
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@Julie
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Hold on now, you’re not trying to pin stupidity on video games, are you. That’s another thing I am strongly against, and in a way it is quite parallel to the whole ID/FSM-thing. I’m completely against ID being taught in school, since it really has very little to do with education, But I’m also whole-heartedly against people relating video games to heinous crimes as murder.
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We have some of those school of thought over here in the Netherlands as well, and I must say that their arguments are just about as faulty as those braught up in the average FSM-hate mail.
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Just want to get things straight, video games and crime are not correlated.
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Ow, by the way, Kaliber:
ID bad, FSM and ToE good
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Our faith is satirical because the Lord of Lasagna wishes it to be so.
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Well, if you look at her argument another way… a way she probably didn’t intend, you could agree with her, saying that Christian creationism is “bad” and FSM is “good”. I doubt many (sensible) people would object to high-school biology teachers teaching kids both the theory of FSM and evolution, especially if it didn’t cost extra. And it would do no harm to their minds.
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Children in GA public schools, especially rural settings like this one, close to where I grew up, are finally rejecting the force fed religion that they have always been given, by planning to violently murder their 3rd grade teacher. It was an elaborate plan, so maybe if school boards would applaud creativity in the classroom, and recognize the mind’s inability to rationalize current ID nonsense, the children in GA could happily receive spaghetti than force fed crap
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wow….dude,
‘encourage good creation-ism, not they creation-ism that they have now’
I get you;
facts and truth ‘n shit don’t come into it, just make it better you’re saying?
I mean why teach big bang or brane theories when we can teach creationism, BUT WHY TEACH CREATIONISM WITH “GOD” WHEN WE CAN TEACH CREATIONISM WITH “BARNEY ARMED WITH A 12 GAUGE”? Right on sister. and why teach the whole women came from men’s rib shit when barney can like totally have shot man in the face with his gun and taken the fragments of facial-bone and like totally have constructed a woman lego-style out of them.
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I think you’re confusing creationism with being creative.
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Did you actually read anything about this or base everything you said on your guy-friend (which is what exactly? a boy-friend or a friend who’s a guy? if it’s a friend who’s a guy then why not leave it at friend?) and his views. How is it possible for anyone to think we want creationist claptrap (been wanting to use that words for ages) in any schools? Still trying to work out when creationism spilt into two seperate groups. I’m guessing good creationist teachings are as follows…………………………………………………………..
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I don’t understand.
Were’s the connection with creationism and killing teachers ?
Oh and this religion was invented to as a way of taking the piss out of creationism
We want Evolution taught in schools realy. Well in the science classrooms anyway. Why not teach creationism in religious studdies instead ?
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