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This is not hatemail, and it’s not exactly concerned-criticism .. but can anyone help him out?
I can’t understand what it is that you are basing your beliefs on. I especially can’t understand how you actually worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please help me understand as I am interested in the religion, I just can’t fully understand it.
–chip
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Dude, DUDE!! … CHIPster! … It’s easy! The Spaghetti is All and All is the Spaghetti! The Alpha and the Omega, the Parmesan and the Romano. Actually and Full(tumm)y. Don’t try to understand, just do, just obey. And purchase Pirate Regalia. Only then shall thee be redeemed by the Noodly Appendage and save others from the warming of the globe.
That’s how to Worship, Wor-ship, War-Ship! – L-U-V!
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The smart ones of us don’t really believe in FSM. We’re trying to make a point. We’re pretty much all athiests, which, if you don’t know, is just another word for somebody who has a philosophical intelligence. There are some that actually believe, but they’re what we’re attacking. You will get a kick off of reading the hatemail. The “sheep” who take the bible literally are making fun of themselves. “how could yall’ b’lieve in this sp’ghti thing. You are all a bunch of wakcoes.” That’s not a real quote of course, but I think it gets the point accross. (Sorry if I don’t make much sense, I’m 13 but I hope you get my point)
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It is the only religion which essentially says to it’s followers: Enjoy.
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Well i know that can seem a bit strange, though even i had my doubts in the begining, a flying spaghetti monster C’MON!? but after studing the pastafarian ways I just felt “This is it” you may say i am a foolbut i think not, though i always had this feeling i just could not explain it, untill i found FSM the Noodly Appndge ot was that i feelt all the time it was this i been looking for, then what seems right for me might not be the right for you, what doo i know you might belive in something crazy as a invisible pink unicorn but if that is what feel right for you it might be so cuse you never know what realy going on untill its to late too change your views your belifes your entire life, all you can doo is to find what you think is right and pray that that is the real thing and hope not to be punished if it is wrong.
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its really quite simple chip. it is about the rejection of all earthly religions. although they have there words of wisdom here and there, they are all quite laughable. Pastafariism is more about finding the truth for your self
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in all reality chip its about Intellegent design and how it’s full of shit
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i read this… and then saw my name at the end of it :(
i had hoped most Chip’s in the world had already converted to pastafarianism.
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Pastafarianism is a satirical religion used to dismiss intelligent design and creationism. Generally frequented by atheists (got one right here) or actual believers (nothing wrong with that).
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There’s no need to understand any religion. JUST BELIEVE and send a check
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There will be a link to my e-mail at the end of this. E-mail me if you truly want answers.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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