DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVE GOTTON MY SOUL TAKEN FROM ME BY THE DEVIL 7 TIMES. I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY.
MARILYN MANSON IS AN ANTI CHRIST.
I PISSED OFF THE DEVIL SO THAT GUY TOLD THE DEVIL TO GET ME.
THAT GUY NOT NICE OK. ONE HAS NO IDEA OF HOW MEAN HE REALLY IS.
HE DOESN’T A HEART. HE RUNS ON HATE AND PRIDE. IN HELL THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE UP FOR HEART IS PRIDE
-justin
DEAR justin. IS THERE ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO THE CAPS LOCK? DID U KNOW I WERE AT CHRUCH GETTING GOTTON OUT OF SOUL TOO? MARILYN MANSON ARE THE DEVIL, NOT NICE I AGREE.
REAL IT KEEP,
KOSHER
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Tech -
Jul 8th, 2008
Bummer, justin. Did the devil steal your grammar skills, too?
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Moo -
Aug 25th, 2008
I Lol’d
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Darwin’sMonkey -
Aug 25th, 2008
O.K. so “NEW PIRATE RULE”!! no doing PCP and using a computer! crap … I’m scared for the first time…ummm
ramen……ummm
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TheFewTheProudTheMarinara -
Aug 26th, 2008
Well, justin – what you lack in coherence you make up for in volume.
Another fine example of why we should stay away from drugs.
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Drew -
Oct 17th, 2008
Is there Pride in Hell? How proud can you be while drinking stale beer and getting a lap-dance from a chic with VD?
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Daniel -
Dec 28th, 2008
Coke is a hell of a drug, eh Justin?
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Ernie B. -
Mar 8th, 2009
Sooooooo after reading this letter i think you should see a doctor.
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JJ of Cascadia -
Apr 3rd, 2009
OMFSM! I have such a terrible headache from trying to read that!!!
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Garrick McElroy -
Jun 22nd, 2009
First: I don’t even understand what you’re typing.
Second: To the left of the A key on your keyboard is a thing called Caps Lock. Learn to turn it off.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
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DEAR justin. IS THERE ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO THE CAPS LOCK? DID U KNOW I WERE AT CHRUCH GETTING GOTTON OUT OF SOUL TOO? MARILYN MANSON ARE THE DEVIL, NOT NICE I AGREE.
REAL IT KEEP,
KOSHER
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Bummer, justin. Did the devil steal your grammar skills, too?
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I Lol’d
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O.K. so “NEW PIRATE RULE”!! no doing PCP and using a computer! crap … I’m scared for the first time…ummm
ramen……ummm
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Well, justin – what you lack in coherence you make up for in volume.
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Marilyn Manson is cool.
Our version of christian rock :
http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/152027/Spaghetti-Incident-/Product.html
FSMspeed.
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What does this have to do with anything?
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Another fine example of why we should stay away from drugs.
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Is there Pride in Hell? How proud can you be while drinking stale beer and getting a lap-dance from a chic with VD?
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Coke is a hell of a drug, eh Justin?
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Sooooooo after reading this letter i think you should see a doctor.
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OMFSM! I have such a terrible headache from trying to read that!!!
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First: I don’t even understand what you’re typing.
Second: To the left of the A key on your keyboard is a thing called Caps Lock. Learn to turn it off.
Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
-GM
RAmen
If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net
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