Did you know

DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVE GOTTON MY SOUL TAKEN FROM ME BY THE DEVIL 7 TIMES. I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY.

MARILYN MANSON IS AN ANTI CHRIST.
I PISSED OFF THE DEVIL SO THAT GUY TOLD THE DEVIL TO GET ME.
THAT GUY NOT NICE OK. ONE HAS NO IDEA OF HOW MEAN HE REALLY IS.
HE DOESN’T A HEART. HE RUNS ON HATE AND PRIDE. IN HELL THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE UP FOR HEART IS PRIDE
-justin

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  1. 101 - Kosher Meatballs - Jul 7th, 2008

    DEAR justin. IS THERE ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO THE CAPS LOCK? DID U KNOW I WERE AT CHRUCH GETTING GOTTON OUT OF SOUL TOO? MARILYN MANSON ARE THE DEVIL, NOT NICE I AGREE.

    REAL IT KEEP,
    KOSHER

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  2. 102 - Tech - Jul 8th, 2008

    Bummer, justin. Did the devil steal your grammar skills, too?

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  3. 103 - Moo - Aug 25th, 2008

    I Lol’d

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  4. 104 - Darwin’sMonkey - Aug 25th, 2008

    O.K. so “NEW PIRATE RULE”!! no doing PCP and using a computer! crap … I’m scared for the first time…ummm
    ramen……ummm

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  5. 105 - TheFewTheProudTheMarinara - Aug 26th, 2008

    Well, justin – what you lack in coherence you make up for in volume.

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  6. 106 - Noodly Diddly - Aug 26th, 2008

    Marilyn Manson is cool.

    Our version of christian rock :

    http://www.play.com/Music/CD/4-/152027/Spaghetti-Incident-/Product.html

    FSMspeed.

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  7. 107 - Ntcommie - Sep 10th, 2008

    What does this have to do with anything?

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  8. 108 - Fartoholic - Oct 4th, 2008

    Another fine example of why we should stay away from drugs.

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  9. 109 - Drew - Oct 17th, 2008

    Is there Pride in Hell? How proud can you be while drinking stale beer and getting a lap-dance from a chic with VD?

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  10. 110 - Daniel - Dec 28th, 2008

    Coke is a hell of a drug, eh Justin?

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  11. 111 - Ernie B. - Mar 8th, 2009

    Sooooooo after reading this letter i think you should see a doctor.

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  12. 112 - JJ of Cascadia - Apr 3rd, 2009

    OMFSM! I have such a terrible headache from trying to read that!!!

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  13. 113 - Garrick McElroy - Jun 22nd, 2009

    First: I don’t even understand what you’re typing.
    Second: To the left of the A key on your keyboard is a thing called Caps Lock. Learn to turn it off.

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,
    -GM
    RAmen

    If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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