Did you know

DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVE GOTTON MY SOUL TAKEN FROM ME BY THE DEVIL 7 TIMES. I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY.

MARILYN MANSON IS AN ANTI CHRIST.
I PISSED OFF THE DEVIL SO THAT GUY TOLD THE DEVIL TO GET ME.
THAT GUY NOT NICE OK. ONE HAS NO IDEA OF HOW MEAN HE REALLY IS.
HE DOESN’T A HEART. HE RUNS ON HATE AND PRIDE. IN HELL THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE UP FOR HEART IS PRIDE
-justin

102 Responses to “Did you know”

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  1. 21 - April 4th, 2008 at 10:39 pm - scurvy jen Says:

    Do they not offer grammar classes in hell?

  2. 22 - April 4th, 2008 at 11:07 pm - MBproSauce Says:

    Two words. Grammar. Insane.

  3. 23 - April 5th, 2008 at 12:58 am - Red Dutch Pasta Wench Says:

    I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY
    *
    Yes we sort of guessed that last past already :)

  4. 24 - April 5th, 2008 at 1:16 am - mentos Says:

    Not sure who’s lost his thinking ability. Either this randomn spammer, or mr. Henderson for thinking this was hatemail or concerned criticism.

  5. 25 - April 5th, 2008 at 1:55 am - Aesi Says:

    What are you on and how much have you taken?

  6. 26 - April 5th, 2008 at 2:18 am - createmichael Says:

    justin,

    the devil doesn’t actually have you at all, otherwise you wouldn’t have been able to post your message.

    you’ve been badly tricked by very naughty people.

    welcome to the world of noodly goodness.

    seek the truth, my friend, and trust your inner self.

    x

    .m.

  7. 27 - April 5th, 2008 at 2:51 am - Francesc Says:

    only two words: psychiatrist, soon!!

  8. 28 - April 5th, 2008 at 3:31 am - Lordspamulon Says:

    lol wut?

  9. 29 - April 5th, 2008 at 5:02 am - Paul The Burptist Says:

    Ok, it is rare that I feel concern for a hate mailer. But you are different. Please GO GET HELP. You need to be in the care of professionals that can look after you and make you better. Please GO GET HELP NOW.

  10. 30 - April 5th, 2008 at 6:11 am - irate Pirate Says:

    aaahhhhhhhhhhhh home schooling,
    aint it grand ?
    .
    sincerely
    Miss Teen South Carolina.

  11. 31 - April 5th, 2008 at 7:07 am - kelly Says:

    fake

  12. 32 - April 5th, 2008 at 8:02 am - Len Guini Says:

    WHo said anything about Marilyn Manson here?

  13. 33 - April 5th, 2008 at 9:08 am - StJason Says:

    …And that is why you should convert to Pastafarianism. Nobody cares about ’souls’ or ‘chi’ or whatever metaphysical gobbledygook you want to mention. It’s all hard currency. Booty!

  14. 34 - April 5th, 2008 at 9:09 am - StJason Says:

    P.S. Marilyn Manson isn’t the antichrist. He’s just a guy who stole Alice Cooper’s schtick and updated.

  15. 35 - April 5th, 2008 at 9:42 am - lazlow Says:

    “DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVE GOTTON MY SOUL TAKEN FROM ME BY THE DEVIL 7 TIMES. I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY.”
    .
    I don’t believe the devil stole your thinking ability, but I’m convinced that it’s gone.

  16. 36 - April 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am - lilwench Says:

    Dear,
    .
    I think you need to leave the trailer park, stop watching televangelists, and get back on your meds. You might consider studying for your GED and getting some book learning.

  17. 37 - April 5th, 2008 at 10:23 am - Jerad Says:

    That was pathetic.
    .
    I won’t bother giving a reply. xD

  18. 38 - April 5th, 2008 at 10:46 am - lordpunkmonk Says:

    when the hell did Marilyn Manson come up?

  19. 39 - April 5th, 2008 at 11:52 am - Ande Says:

    “DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVE”
    what have?
    “I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY.”
    do you mean that your belief has made you stop caring and think? please, if you want us to understand, do make yourselves understandable. And why are you think Marylyn Manson conspire to kill you. I’m not mentioning your capslock-syndrome and mispunctuation(hardly a word, is it?) since many others will
    .
    all that talk about marylin mansion makes me remember a movie, I think it was Bowling for Columbine (something Michael Moorish anyway) There was a person representing christians who talked before a marylyn mansion protest, he said that: not all who listened to marylyn mansion killed people but some do. I’d like to say to that crowd that not all Christians kills people but throughout history they’ve grown to a considerable amount

  20. 40 - April 5th, 2008 at 12:06 pm - SandyHook Says:

    Come back and post again AFTER you’ve finished the second grade. That should help a bit

    Thanks,

    SandyHook

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