DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVE GOTTON MY SOUL TAKEN FROM ME BY THE DEVIL 7 TIMES. I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY.MARILYN MANSON IS AN ANTI CHRIST.
I PISSED OFF THE DEVIL SO THAT GUY TOLD THE DEVIL TO GET ME.
THAT GUY NOT NICE OK. ONE HAS NO IDEA OF HOW MEAN HE REALLY IS.
HE DOESN’T A HEART. HE RUNS ON HATE AND PRIDE. IN HELL THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE UP FOR HEART IS PRIDE
-justin
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I guess his church doesn’t teach grammar or punctuation. Or how to flick off the CAPS LOCK.
DID U KNOW U NO HAVE GRAMMAR. By the way what the hell does your hate mail have to do with FSM. You obviously have mental problems, that your god gave you, and you go and say that it was the devil.
Is he actually serious, because he’s either crazy, or laying the sarcasm on kind of thick. If he really believes this, I’ll go ahead and peg him as a future serial killer.
Naw, I know tons of 10 year old kids like that. He’s trying to act tough, but he doesn’t realize that we won’t believe him. Wow. Nothing more to say.
Wow, this man(I should say 3-year-old, his spelling and grammar are horrible) must have some drug-related mental illness. The devil, ha! He’s no real threat. It is Cthulhu we should fear. Just kidding. I find any religion completely abhorrentan any and every way. If we all disappeared in the blink of an eye, no one would really miss us.
Hey, heads up Justin - I think your keyboard had it’s soul stolen again. Otherwise, why would your note end with “justin” instead of JUSTIN?? P.S. This is your last chance to evacuate planet earth before it is recycled.
Maybe this was a telegram…
Wow, my english is not that good, but WTF are you, well what is it you want to say? i cant understand your grammar, and what ive heard if the “devil” takes your soul its gone for evvah! unless you got like 9 souls and are a cat(wich would make sense though you wright like one(was that too naughty?)) and sure he is evil but can he be that evil he takes away all your knowledge of the gramaticall structure of the english language, or anny language at all, if your not sure about the grammar, try too use the rules in your original language, it will probably be wrong but atleas not as wrong as this.
pardon me for all my grammar issues and spelling
Erm… I’d like to con-crit this. Unfortunately, I would first have to comprehend what the fuck he’s on about. So I’ll just say;
7 times, eh? So did he dislike it so much that he kept giving it back?
English can’t possibly be the sender’s native language.
if he pissed off the devil then why would Marilyn Manson have to tell the devil to get him?
this is the worst part: “I’VE GOTTEN MY CARING TAKING OUT OF ME MY BELIEVE SYSTEM. AND MY THINKING ABILITY.” what in the 7 seas does this mean? obviously this guy has lost the ability to think if he is under the delusion of “THAT HAVE GOTTON MY SOUL TAKEN FROM ME BY THE DEVIL 7 TIMES”
I wonder if he thinks that that is why he sneezes? what could he have possibly done to someone like the devil? weird.
~pirateanarchist
Your grammar is why the devil took your soul. It is because the omnipotent FSM thinks that idiots like yourself should suffer for eternity.
Marilyn Manson? A Bad guy? ‘An Antichrist’?
Marilyn Manson, like countless others, is very intelligent. He’s got a lot of love, and speaks a lot of truth.
If he’s ‘An’ Antichrist (which is stupid because there is only meant to be one) and the opposite to Jesus, then Jesus isn’t intelligent, doesn’t love, and lies to us all.
RAmen.
WOW U KAN SPEEK TAH GOODS! U CAN CAPS LOCK THE FUN! what ever happened to your loving, forgiving god? wont he forgive marilyn? by the way, jesus ruined a lot of the world simply by existing, if he did.
Okaaaaay. How does any of this relate to Pastafarianism?
Tell you what, you come back when you’ve got some hardcore medication, and then you can tell us what you think of our religion. Deal?
What.
do we support Manson because if we do i want a free t-shirt
Allow me to apologize for my befuddled friend here. I would like to state that not all Marilyn Manson fans have the intelligence of a bag of sand. Inspirational though Manson is to me, this ‘evil’ talk will always be laughable. Sorry about your thinking ability Justin. I found it behind my couch.
O…….K……then
…?
You have more than one soul?
Well fuck. Thats sweet.
♥R’Amen♥
CW
Apr 5th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Wow. I have now completely lost faith in human progress. Screw this, we’re all going to die circa 2012.
(pg 3)
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Noooooooooooooo.
Don’t say that!
2012 is when my class graduates!
I want to go to college before I die!
xD