wow. you seriously all need to get lives. theres a difference between having fun and being stupid. ramen? are you serious. no lives=you guys
-sm
Archive for April, 2008
wow. you seriously all need to get lives.
Published by Bobby Henderson April 29th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 71 CommentsPowell’s Books, I like you guys because you put The Gospel in the Philosophy section, not in the Humor section.
Also, I’m the one who always arranges them face-out so they’re more visible. Sorry.
religious license plates in Florida
Published by Bobby Henderson April 28th, 2008 in General FSM news. 52 CommentsThe picture above is a specialty plate being considered in Florida. It would be the first specialty plate in the US to promote a specific religion.
I think it’s fine, so long as other religions are allowed specialty plates, too. I can’t imagine their argument against allowing that, but you know they’ve got [...]
art
Published by Bobby Henderson April 28th, 2008 in arts and crafts, pirate ship and pirates. 21 CommentsPastafarian Chris Fortney created this art for us:
i personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit
Published by Bobby Henderson April 28th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 148 Commentsi personally think you are the worlds biggest piece of shit, i live in kansas and read your letter to the school board and i have to admit i thought that facism was the most retarded thing i’d ever heard, well now i’m wrong i hope somebody beats your head in with a metal pipe, [...]
Rolling Stone
Published by Bobby Henderson April 26th, 2008 in General FSM news, Recognition and sightings. 31 Comments
Rolling Stone has featured the Flying Spaghetti Monster in its latest issue – the one with Keith Richards and Mick Jagger on the cover – the April 17, 2008 issue, pictured to the right. Check out page 39.
RS has a huge circulation; who knows how many converts we gained. It’s cool [...]
You must be fucking kidding me
Published by Bobby Henderson April 23rd, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 174 CommentsYou must be fucking kidding me :| i came across this site while i was googling for innocent “i’m sorry” messages… but the whole idea of having a wad of spaghetti as a god whom you all look up to, is like, sorry to say, disturbing. I know god has no physical form and it [...]
How many believers
Published by Bobby Henderson April 21st, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 161 Commentshow many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?
I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.
-henry.d
I can’t believe the internet allows people like you
Published by Bobby Henderson April 20th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 278 CommentsI can’t believe the internet allows people like you publish this satanic filth. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the dumbest religion idea that anyone has ever worshiped. Anyone with 2/3 of a brain can tell it’s false because you worship a MONSTER…. you said so yourself!!!!!! How lame is that? TOTALLY LAME. The internet has [...]
FSM Sculpture at Microsoft
Published by Bobby Henderson April 19th, 2008 in General FSM news and sightings. 31 CommentsPastafarian Mark found this sculpture while exploring the Microsoft campus.
So I tend to wander around the buildings at Microsoft just to get some exercise and see what is up, and we have a big collection of art on campus that gets rotated between buildings every year or so. So I generally expect to see [...]
Why do you feel the need
Published by Bobby Henderson April 19th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 67 CommentsWhy do you feel the need to publish hate mail? Is it to prove a point that can’t be made without it? Was the rest of the site so insufficient that you have to make people feel sorry for you?
-Maria
[Don't feel sorry for me. Hate-mails make my day. -bobby]
y’all iz gay
Published by Bobby Henderson April 18th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 124 CommentsY’ALL iz GAY go find a real god…..WTF i believe aliens more than dis shyt FUK U
P.S. GET A LIFE
-jb
I just wanted to say
Published by Bobby Henderson April 16th, 2008 in Testimonials, positive experiences. 14 Commentsi just wanted to say that im glad that you have brought FSM back to the people because i was starting to lose hope, basically i just wanted to say thank you, and that i hopefully will see you all oneday in heaven where we be chilling on the side of our sweet beer mountain, [...]
Last week I had a near death experience
Published by Bobby Henderson April 15th, 2008 in Testimonials, positive experiences. 22 CommentsLast week I had a near death experience, I felt so weak like I was going away for good, I saw all my life passing through my eyes, but suddenly a glimpse of something very real and very warm took me back to the world, it was the vision of the Great Master The FSM, [...]
Somalia – Lots of Pirates, low Carbon Emissions
Published by Bobby Henderson April 14th, 2008 in General FSM news, evidence and pirates. 34 CommentsCongrats to Colin for contributing the latest evidence in our Pirates Vs. Global-Warming link:
Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?
Co2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions_per_capita
Pirates
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4584878.stm
You are really lame
Published by Bobby Henderson April 12th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 79 CommentsYou are really lame. Physics major + unemployed = Loser
-George
unexpected fsm sighting in painting
Published by Bobby Henderson April 12th, 2008 in General FSM news. 47 CommentsI have been a fan of this site for some time. I have kept my devotion relatively silent, just telling a few of my most trusted friends (all of which are a bit eccentric and good humored.)
My daughter is 4, and although she is quite the free spirit, I have never mentioned FSM [...]
Do you know any building that did not have a builder?
Published by Bobby Henderson April 11th, 2008 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 156 Comments1. Do you know any building that did not have a builder? Yes? No?
2. Do you know any painting that did not have a painter? Yes? No?
3. Do you know any car that did not have a maker? Yes? No?
If you answered “Yes” to any of those statements… please give details:______________________…
cornfield evidence
Published by Bobby Henderson April 9th, 2008 in General FSM news and evidence. 23 CommentsIn stead of the arty circle shaped masterpieces – He usually makes – He created this self-portrait.
–Ivo
Moby: musician, pastafarian
Published by Bobby Henderson April 7th, 2008 in General FSM news. 25 CommentsI was at the opening for Moby’s new cd at Virgin Records at Union Square.
I have been listening to his music since I was 12 (year 2000-Play)
Not only does he create awesome music, he is also nice, smart, and extremely hilarious, AND he was wearing a Flying Spaghetti Monster Shirt! How could it get [...]
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