Are we more fucked up than John Hagee who believes the US must keep Israel going so we can fight the Battle of Armageddon there with the Chinese after which Jesus will assume all the righteous into heaven (the Rapture) and offer the Jews the option of either believing in him or being killed and cast into hell?
Are we more fucked up than President Bush who stole an election in 2000 so he could give 6 trillion in tax breaks to his wealthy cronies, start an interminable multi-trillion dollar war under false pretenses, trample the rights of everyone and shit on the constitution?
Are we more fucked up than John McCain who has publicly embraced the both of them?
Finally are we more fucked up than the approximately 30 percent of the American electorate who embrace both Hagee and Bush because they share their values?
Ah, the “you are an idiot for not believing in what i believe and i love you” tactic…
it’s kinda hit and run, he drops the “you’re fucked up” and then TRIES to look like the good guy when he says “i’ll pray for you”…
i’m sure your god just loves how you go around and swear people in their faces…
Thank you, Mariahjosh, pray for me. Pray for me all you want, but alas I fear it is too late for me. I shall always fall victim to the sirens call of logic, rationality, observation and common sense. If only I could shed myself of this demon that prevents me from seeing the “truth” as you see it. Unfortunately, I have traveled to many places in the world and have met many different people with different beliefs, all of whom are convinced that they know the “truth.” How sad it is that I have been educated in the liberal arts and the sciences with their coercive emphasis on rationality, logic, and context. How unfortunate that I have read about history and ideas and science and these considerations shackle my faith and drown my ability to simple accept propositions without critical analysis. I am sorry mariahjose, but I believe I am damned, for I refuse to stop asking questions. Despite my characteristics as an ethical human being and my work as a volunteer, my destiny is fire and brimstone. My only consolation is to know that because skeptics are damned, hell must be a supremely intellectual place!
- TC
PS:
Perhaps you could elaborate on what you mean by “fucked up” … or are you so pious that you “speak in mysterious ways” too?
(PLEASE REPLY)
Mariahjohn’s a-pasta-sy requires more than 17 replies; the Onion AV Club gets 385 for a Crispin Glover interview. Also, he-she didn’t specify to WHOM he-she would pray. Could it be … Satan? That would explain the use of ‘seriously fucked up’ versus the more Biblical, ‘Totally knoweth thee the sky’.
Hey,
Thanks for your prayers. I’m praying too, see I’m praying that you are struck by lightning. Did it happen? If you don’t respond I will assume it is a yes. So your god is false, which is blasphemy. Where is the sudden death? Well whatever, I put $10 on you dying first.
Fuck you,
J.T.S.
Go ahead, pray. Whenever you have a answer, come back to tell me.
.
That is, I was pleased to meet you, it’s sad that we never have a chat again.
.
Benji
Are we more fucked up than John Hagee who believes the US must keep Israel going so we can fight the Battle of Armageddon there with the Chinese after which Jesus will assume all the righteous into heaven (the Rapture) and offer the Jews the option of either believing in him or being killed and cast into hell?
Are we more fucked up than President Bush who stole an election in 2000 so he could give 6 trillion in tax breaks to his wealthy cronies, start an interminable multi-trillion dollar war under false pretenses, trample the rights of everyone and shit on the constitution?
Are we more fucked up than John McCain who has publicly embraced the both of them?
Finally are we more fucked up than the approximately 30 percent of the American electorate who embrace both Hagee and Bush because they share their values?
I don;t think so.
Ah, the “you are an idiot for not believing in what i believe and i love you” tactic…
it’s kinda hit and run, he drops the “you’re fucked up” and then TRIES to look like the good guy when he says “i’ll pray for you”…
i’m sure your god just loves how you go around and swear people in their faces…
RAmen.
Thank you, Mariahjosh, pray for me. Pray for me all you want, but alas I fear it is too late for me. I shall always fall victim to the sirens call of logic, rationality, observation and common sense. If only I could shed myself of this demon that prevents me from seeing the “truth” as you see it. Unfortunately, I have traveled to many places in the world and have met many different people with different beliefs, all of whom are convinced that they know the “truth.” How sad it is that I have been educated in the liberal arts and the sciences with their coercive emphasis on rationality, logic, and context. How unfortunate that I have read about history and ideas and science and these considerations shackle my faith and drown my ability to simple accept propositions without critical analysis. I am sorry mariahjose, but I believe I am damned, for I refuse to stop asking questions. Despite my characteristics as an ethical human being and my work as a volunteer, my destiny is fire and brimstone. My only consolation is to know that because skeptics are damned, hell must be a supremely intellectual place!
- TC
PS:
Perhaps you could elaborate on what you mean by “fucked up” … or are you so pious that you “speak in mysterious ways” too?
(PLEASE REPLY)
Mariahjohn’s a-pasta-sy requires more than 17 replies; the Onion AV Club gets 385 for a Crispin Glover interview. Also, he-she didn’t specify to WHOM he-she would pray. Could it be … Satan? That would explain the use of ‘seriously fucked up’ versus the more Biblical, ‘Totally knoweth thee the sky’.
Hey,
Thanks for your prayers. I’m praying too, see I’m praying that you are struck by lightning. Did it happen? If you don’t respond I will assume it is a yes. So your god is false, which is blasphemy. Where is the sudden death? Well whatever, I put $10 on you dying first.
Fuck you,
J.T.S.
Betting that the little :) emoticon is probably the extent of Mariahjosh’s sense of humor.
Go ahead, pray. Whenever you have a answer, come back to tell me.
.
That is, I was pleased to meet you, it’s sad that we never have a chat again.
.
Benji
May the creator, blessed be his noodliness, save your soul my child.