Our server has been the target of a ddos attack for the last couple of weeks. Many have noticed how infrequent the posts have been, and that the server has been down altogether several times – this is why.
We have a pretty good idea of which group is behind it, but I won’t mention their name here. You may be able to guess.
There have been some huge developments in FSM over the last couple of weeks – I’ll be putting up these posts soon.
Thank you for your patience.
The Church of the FSM is always looking for content. Details here
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Purchase from
Amazon.com
Purchase from BN.com
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Add these buttons to your site:
Bobby's Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
|
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. This means you're free to use the content but not sell it. More Details |
What kind of douche-bag would want to hack a peaceful site like this? What’s wrong with people?
RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
OK, my guesses? Anonymous, Scientology, or that L group that some nutter keeps threatening us about.
:D
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The Truth can never be stopped.
Praise the Noodly One.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This is ridiculous, I think we all have a rather good idea of who did this and i’d just like to say to them, grow up!
Hope you manage to get the attacker/s prosecuted and keep the site running smoothly, RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Swweeeeeeeeet
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Grrrrr…Scurvy dogs. Nothing quite like silencing opposing points of view to win a debate.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Well, Pastafarianism creates enemies in every religion, namely Christians and Scientologists.
.
And… 99% of the Christians that post here are barely smart enough to write a legible sentence, let alone hack a network….. which leaves….
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The lengths some people will go to impede free speech. Whatever group you are, probably a bunch of computer nerds, in the basement of a church somewhere in the mid-U.S. Real mature, jerks.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
It is He. Testing your faith.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
It is He. Testing your faith in Him and His load balancing.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Here’s a suggestion. Get proof of who did it, and since we are all assuming who it is, post who did it, then let all the awesome Pastafarians analyze how their actions completely go against what they supposedly stand for. I love how these unnamed cyber terrorists are the definition of hypocrites.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
If this “Anonymous” group were only attacking Scientology I would probably join them. But unfortunately they have also decided to target FSM. What a bummer! So far as I know, no one in this group has ever been brainwashed or scammed out of their life’s savings, and no Pastafarian has ever ended up like Lisa McPherson. So how did we get compared to them? Besides pissing off the fundies, who have we ever harmed? Why don’t they go after Westboro Baptist Church instead? They piss everyone off.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
great, looking forward to see the noodly developments! No silly DDOSing may slow His Holy Appendages!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
great, looking forward to teh new developments – no silly DDOSing may slow His Holy Appendages!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
The Hacks! Trying to keep our noodley master down. Keep on posting everone!
Pasta be with you,
Ramen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Thanks for the update. I was beginning to wonder what was going on.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I had been wondering why there had been so few posts, especially with the Florida “academic freedom” law being moved out of committee to be voted on by the full senate. I had hoped you would provide us with email addys so we could tell lawmakers to make sure that Pastafarian views are included in the protections.
Anyway, I have no clue who you could be referring to as the culprits behind the DDOS attacks. Could you give us some more hints?
Will
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Why would someone hack the blessed church Flying Spaghetti Monster!? Is there no peace left in this world that no single person can practice their own relgion!? RAmen.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
those dirty JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah jk
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
damn scientologists
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Ah, how silly the infidels are – There is no hate for we the chosen; We only offer love… with beer and strippers. What’s so bad about that?
There ARE some who would rather silence all voices other than their own. They are morons.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
What is happening?
I am on a all time pasta low.
I need my daily shot.
Specially i miss the hate-mali`s.
I luve them.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
That sucks, I thought they would be too busy with Scientology or some other thing to mess with us. *sigh*
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I bet it was the Cama Rouge.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
well I never thought that HIS/Hers noodly goodness would bless me with being the first to say that we love you and stand on top of you in this holy pastalicious effort.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
ok…test
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
It must be the Invisible Pink Unicorn Followers. They are jealous that our church is bigger and better than theirs.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Because it is the holy holiday Friday i shall not cast judgement on who would want to hack an innocent and totally peaceful religous website. However the Flying Spaghetti Monster shall and those who have committed this attrocious will repent for their crimes, by denying them Beer Vocanoes and their own personal strippers with glitter
RAmen and pass the parmesian
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Because it is the holy holiday of Friday i shall not cast my judgement of who committed this horrible crime to a completely peaceful and fun loving religion. Howver the FSM shall make these persons repent their sins, by denying them Beer volcanoes and the almighty stripper factory. Stand strong My fellow believers.
RAmen and pass the parmesian
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
As if a lines of binary code could ever stop our noodly master!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
the Hare Krishnas, of course!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Arrggh we’re being hijacked me mateys! man the cannon’s ye scallywags!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hare Krishnas! how dare they! first they massacre the pirates, then they try to shut down the site! the bastards!
or possibly chirstians
maybe scientologits cause we have that tom cruise video here, whatever
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
BUT DEAR GOD! I am a part of the Anonymous organisation!
What am I to do now?! I wholeheartedly agree with their Habbo and CoS raids, but this has now gone too far!
And how did they get our secret video anyway? http://blog.seanbonner.com/2008/02/05/anonymous-vs-pastafarianism-leaked-fsm-video/
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
………………………………………………….shame on who has done this a may the flying speghetti monster forgive you because i wont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Just wondered how one cuestian. How do you explain things like a mirekal (if you guys use that word) like when somebody is trapped under a car or just something heavy. That they can lift it with their one hands. And that would be imposibble in some scientific way. i think you everybody has seen it on tv. like myself, i saw once a guy lift a helikopter(smal one) with his hands. and he could save his friend. if this wasnt god, how could this be posible. was it the fsm noddles that came down ad lifted it. just curios. please responde
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
sorry for the bad spelling
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Until you’re “unhacked,” here is a link to an FSM political movement in Tennessee.
http://www.itlovesyou.blogspot.com/
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I dunno why anon would hack this site… Their target is scientology
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
It is always good to hear from our beloved Prophet Bobby Henderson. I am disappointed that so many posters have jumped to various conclusions about the perpetrators of the DDoS. The Prophet never mentioned any names and no evidence has been presented. And, of course, we all know how important EVIDENCE is, right?
.
Eagerly awaiting further revelations from the Prophet, may he always be bathed in the warmth of His sauce.
.
RAmen
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
4chan
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
@mac hawk
Don’t be a comedian. You’re not very funny even if you were “jk”.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
I don’t think that it is anonymous that is doing the DDOSing. I haven’t seen any negative mentions of the FSM on any of their sites, and they enjoyed the scientology spoof. Normally, they broadcast on several different sites when they DDOS someone to try and recruit them to help. They haven’t done that for pastafarians.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
For the love of all that’s noodly, go look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaGgpGLxLQw
It is killer hilarious.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
We’ve had FSM signs at the protests. Fair Game?
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
“If this “Anonymous” group were only attacking Scientology I would probably join them. But unfortunately they have also decided to target FSM. What a bummer! So far as I know, no one in this group has ever been brainwashed or scammed out of their life’s savings, and no Pastafarian has ever ended up like Lisa McPherson. So how did we get compared to them?”
Urm,
Hate to break it to you, but a fair amount of us are quite fond of the FSM.
I personally am wearing an FSM shirt and leafing through the Gospel right now.
Many of us included FSM related images on our banners and such for the last two real life protest. There is a youtube video of Anonymous retelling his road to finding enlightenment through Pastafarianism.
The way I see it, there are two explainations;
Scientology did it; the Gospel did not paint them in the best light, and with all these ‘connections’ caused by us in protests, Scientology may have attacked.
If that is the case, I personally apologise on account of the Collective for causing such an attack on you which was no doubt meant to target Anonymous.
The other is it was Anonymous, but not the Anonymous you think. Anonymous started out on the Chans, as did we, the Protesting Anonymous.
However, not all Anonymous believe that peaceful protests in order to raise awareness of Scientology’s wrong doings are the right thing to do.
Some are still stuck in the mindset that Habbo Raids and Hacking Myspaces are constructive uses of time.
If this is the case, I once again apologise on their behalf, if only to remind you that the men, women and children donning the masks and trying to make a difference are not like these people, and I would hope that these ddos attacks would not push you away.
Or, of course, it was another party. The internet is vast.
Anyway; I anticipate your update, Bobby.
Signed,
Anonymous.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hmm, Tom Cruise is spending too much time on his computer lately, I think we should deliver some good Chinese noodles to his house to convince him that we are not a threat to anybody but ourselves (evil laughter in the background).
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
This is not the work of respected Anons. It is not endorsed by Anonymous. On websites where Anonymous reside, FSM is held in high regard. Do not blame every DDOS attack on the internet as coming from the same source; that’s absurd conjecture. For a non unified, non hierarchical group such as Anonymous, open communication is the key to organizing anything, and were there lulz to be had by harassing this website and it’s adherents, Anon would be here. However, most of Us know that there are far, far more lulz to be had through our support of you and your efforts.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We like our pasta with extra sauce.
Expect us . . . to work with you, not against you.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Hi there. I am a member of Anonymous. Please believe me when i say that we have not attacked you(To the full extent of my knowledge this is true). We have no reason to, nor would we want to (FSM makes us lulz too much!).
I do believe that if we are being framed for this then you should look to the “Church” of Scientology for answers. They run a Fair Game policy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_Game_(Scientology). Every member of Anonymous has been branded a Suppressive Persons, please read the Wiki page on Fair Game to see what that means.
They are trying to make us seem like the bad guys. We are not. We are your doctors, engineers and teachers etc. Everything needs a balance, we see the “Church” of Scientology as it is now as something very evil which needs be changed. We are the balance, I am in no way saying we’re heros or knights in white armour.
So please, believe me when i say. We have not attacked you, we do not hate you and we are not your enemies – we do not wish to be either.
That is all i can say really. We’ll be taking to the streets again on April 12th – http://forums.enturbulation.org/
Like or Dislike:
0 
0